Jingle Bellend
@mrweir.bsky.social
Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.
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Jingle Bellend
@mrweir.bsky.social
· Oct 26
My fave photo of herself (in pink) and the sister-in-law as kids. Showed it to a very talented creative colleague and asked if they could make something from it. They said yes but had a lot on. Then they left the job. Months passed. Lost touch. On Tuesday they walked into my classroom with these.
I would buy their album
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I would buy their album
This sangria is bringing me back
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This sangria is bringing me back
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November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Jizz got me
Jonathan Gullis has defected to Reform.
What a coup for them!
Jonathan will add:
Hair
Grunts
An odour of hay
An itchy hole
Fungi
Wrinkled shirts
Porridge
Jizz
Conker hairs
Squirrel food
And damp patches wherever he sits.
He truly will be a great asset.
🇬🇧
What a coup for them!
Jonathan will add:
Hair
Grunts
An odour of hay
An itchy hole
Fungi
Wrinkled shirts
Porridge
Jizz
Conker hairs
Squirrel food
And damp patches wherever he sits.
He truly will be a great asset.
🇬🇧
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Jizz got me
Praying for Time
Wham Rap
Jesus to a Child
Last Christmas
Waiting for That Day
♥️
Wham Rap
Jesus to a Child
Last Christmas
Waiting for That Day
♥️
Praying for Time
Everything She Wants
Cowboys and Angels
Outside
Edge of Heaven
Everything She Wants
Cowboys and Angels
Outside
Edge of Heaven
In this strongly pro-George Michael space, tell me, what are your Top 5 Wham!/George tracks
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Praying for Time
Wham Rap
Jesus to a Child
Last Christmas
Waiting for That Day
♥️
Wham Rap
Jesus to a Child
Last Christmas
Waiting for That Day
♥️
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"Marmalade Sandwiches" is street slang for ketamine.
They've done a Paddington musical and it's supposed to be very good but the bear looks like it's on drugs
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
"Marmalade Sandwiches" is street slang for ketamine.
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I post this every year, and will continue this tradition.
My favourite Christmas / music meme...
My favourite Christmas / music meme...
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I post this every year, and will continue this tradition.
My favourite Christmas / music meme...
My favourite Christmas / music meme...
Pat chat incoming. Also thanks to @mrweir.bsky.social I have beaver release to the tune of 'boner alert' stuck in my head.
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Earwig Eddie
Secret Squirrel
Dolly Daydream
Lentils Loo Roll
The writers are having a Christmas game.
#TheArchers
Secret Squirrel
Dolly Daydream
Lentils Loo Roll
The writers are having a Christmas game.
#TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Earwig Eddie
Secret Squirrel
Dolly Daydream
Lentils Loo Roll
The writers are having a Christmas game.
#TheArchers
Secret Squirrel
Dolly Daydream
Lentils Loo Roll
The writers are having a Christmas game.
#TheArchers
Black Friday finds
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Black Friday finds
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And in today's episode of "Hello, I am mental" x
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
And in today's episode of "Hello, I am mental" x
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You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
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Liz Truss hearing her name mentioned in the budget
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Liz Truss hearing her name mentioned in the budget
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
It's officially Christmas!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's officially Christmas!!!
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October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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Really interesting article about #TheArchers in @vizcomic.bsky.social for you all to enjoy 🍑
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Really interesting article about #TheArchers in @vizcomic.bsky.social for you all to enjoy 🍑
Not anymore m8
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Not anymore m8