Sir Michael Take CBE
@sirmichaeltake.bsky.social
The former Conservative MP for Dorset East.🇬🇧
Reposted by Sir Michael Take CBE
Mr & Mrs Adolf Tice announce the engagement of their son Dick to Isabel, daughter of Mr & Mrs Ayatollah Oakeshitt.
The Nuptials & Nazi salutes will take place at The Church of St Thomas the Drug Dealer in Dubai.
The couple will spend their honeymoon in Clacton slagging off London.
The Nuptials & Nazi salutes will take place at The Church of St Thomas the Drug Dealer in Dubai.
The couple will spend their honeymoon in Clacton slagging off London.
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Mr & Mrs Adolf Tice announce the engagement of their son Dick to Isabel, daughter of Mr & Mrs Ayatollah Oakeshitt.
The Nuptials & Nazi salutes will take place at The Church of St Thomas the Drug Dealer in Dubai.
The couple will spend their honeymoon in Clacton slagging off London.
The Nuptials & Nazi salutes will take place at The Church of St Thomas the Drug Dealer in Dubai.
The couple will spend their honeymoon in Clacton slagging off London.
Mr & Mrs Adolf Tice announce the engagement of their son Dick to Isabel, daughter of Mr & Mrs Ayatollah Oakeshitt.
The Nuptials & Nazi salutes will take place at The Church of St Thomas the Drug Dealer in Dubai.
The couple will spend their honeymoon in Clacton slagging off London.
The Nuptials & Nazi salutes will take place at The Church of St Thomas the Drug Dealer in Dubai.
The couple will spend their honeymoon in Clacton slagging off London.
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Mr & Mrs Adolf Tice announce the engagement of their son Dick to Isabel, daughter of Mr & Mrs Ayatollah Oakeshitt.
The Nuptials & Nazi salutes will take place at The Church of St Thomas the Drug Dealer in Dubai.
The couple will spend their honeymoon in Clacton slagging off London.
The Nuptials & Nazi salutes will take place at The Church of St Thomas the Drug Dealer in Dubai.
The couple will spend their honeymoon in Clacton slagging off London.
Some bloody Marxist has asked Grok to put me in a bikini.
This sort of thing never happened under a Conservative government!
😡😤
This sort of thing never happened under a Conservative government!
😡😤
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Some bloody Marxist has asked Grok to put me in a bikini.
This sort of thing never happened under a Conservative government!
😡😤
This sort of thing never happened under a Conservative government!
😡😤
So delighted for poor, victimised Michelle Mone.
She can keep her 15K weekly income from the mansion she rents out. 🥳
It’s a mere pittance for an entrepreneur who has inspired so many & who is loved by millions.
Let’s hope 2026 is a better year for this kind & noble woman.
🙏🏻❤️
She can keep her 15K weekly income from the mansion she rents out. 🥳
It’s a mere pittance for an entrepreneur who has inspired so many & who is loved by millions.
Let’s hope 2026 is a better year for this kind & noble woman.
🙏🏻❤️
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
So delighted for poor, victimised Michelle Mone.
She can keep her 15K weekly income from the mansion she rents out. 🥳
It’s a mere pittance for an entrepreneur who has inspired so many & who is loved by millions.
Let’s hope 2026 is a better year for this kind & noble woman.
🙏🏻❤️
She can keep her 15K weekly income from the mansion she rents out. 🥳
It’s a mere pittance for an entrepreneur who has inspired so many & who is loved by millions.
Let’s hope 2026 is a better year for this kind & noble woman.
🙏🏻❤️
Far too many fireworks.
Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words.
I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries.
Hardly any Union Jacks & no National Anthem at the end.
The London New Year fireworks were a disgrace.
Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame!
😤
Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words.
I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries.
Hardly any Union Jacks & no National Anthem at the end.
The London New Year fireworks were a disgrace.
Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame!
😤
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Far too many fireworks.
Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words.
I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries.
Hardly any Union Jacks & no National Anthem at the end.
The London New Year fireworks were a disgrace.
Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame!
😤
Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words.
I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries.
Hardly any Union Jacks & no National Anthem at the end.
The London New Year fireworks were a disgrace.
Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame!
😤
#NewYearsHonours
So annoyed Thomas Skinner didn’t get an OBE.
Great dancer & motivates so many people with his body fat & smell.
Disappointed too for Lucy Connolly such a kind, humble lady who has worked tirelessly for prison reform.
And no award for Eamonn Holmes?
Appalling!
😡
So annoyed Thomas Skinner didn’t get an OBE.
Great dancer & motivates so many people with his body fat & smell.
Disappointed too for Lucy Connolly such a kind, humble lady who has worked tirelessly for prison reform.
And no award for Eamonn Holmes?
Appalling!
😡
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
#NewYearsHonours
So annoyed Thomas Skinner didn’t get an OBE.
Great dancer & motivates so many people with his body fat & smell.
Disappointed too for Lucy Connolly such a kind, humble lady who has worked tirelessly for prison reform.
And no award for Eamonn Holmes?
Appalling!
😡
So annoyed Thomas Skinner didn’t get an OBE.
Great dancer & motivates so many people with his body fat & smell.
Disappointed too for Lucy Connolly such a kind, humble lady who has worked tirelessly for prison reform.
And no award for Eamonn Holmes?
Appalling!
😡
My wife Bunty and I would like to wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS unless of course you are:
Ben Duckett
Bearded
Tattooed
Claiming benefits
A wrap music singer
A plumber
A cyclist
Currently on Mumsnet
A wearer of cropped shorts
From Kidderminster.
Yes I have been on the sherry.
🥴🎄
Ben Duckett
Bearded
Tattooed
Claiming benefits
A wrap music singer
A plumber
A cyclist
Currently on Mumsnet
A wearer of cropped shorts
From Kidderminster.
Yes I have been on the sherry.
🥴🎄
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
My wife Bunty and I would like to wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS unless of course you are:
Ben Duckett
Bearded
Tattooed
Claiming benefits
A wrap music singer
A plumber
A cyclist
Currently on Mumsnet
A wearer of cropped shorts
From Kidderminster.
Yes I have been on the sherry.
🥴🎄
Ben Duckett
Bearded
Tattooed
Claiming benefits
A wrap music singer
A plumber
A cyclist
Currently on Mumsnet
A wearer of cropped shorts
From Kidderminster.
Yes I have been on the sherry.
🥴🎄
Nigel Farage truly is a lovely guy.
He visits a part of the country he’s never been to before and hands out love, olive oil, DNA & tufts of hair.
Our Mother Teresa
Our Ben Duckett
Our Doris Day
Our Karen Carney
Our Gusset
Our Anal Porridge.
Gawd bless ‘im!
🤢
He visits a part of the country he’s never been to before and hands out love, olive oil, DNA & tufts of hair.
Our Mother Teresa
Our Ben Duckett
Our Doris Day
Our Karen Carney
Our Gusset
Our Anal Porridge.
Gawd bless ‘im!
🤢
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Nigel Farage truly is a lovely guy.
He visits a part of the country he’s never been to before and hands out love, olive oil, DNA & tufts of hair.
Our Mother Teresa
Our Ben Duckett
Our Doris Day
Our Karen Carney
Our Gusset
Our Anal Porridge.
Gawd bless ‘im!
🤢
He visits a part of the country he’s never been to before and hands out love, olive oil, DNA & tufts of hair.
Our Mother Teresa
Our Ben Duckett
Our Doris Day
Our Karen Carney
Our Gusset
Our Anal Porridge.
Gawd bless ‘im!
🤢
Oh sodding hell!😡
That Thomas Skinner chap…the sweaty cockney patriot.
He’s done another bloody video of himself enjoying an East End breakfast before working on his stall, Guvna.😱
🎵Any time you're Lambeth way,
Any evening, any day,
You'll find us all
Suing The BBC…Bosh!🎵
That Thomas Skinner chap…the sweaty cockney patriot.
He’s done another bloody video of himself enjoying an East End breakfast before working on his stall, Guvna.😱
🎵Any time you're Lambeth way,
Any evening, any day,
You'll find us all
Suing The BBC…Bosh!🎵
December 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Oh sodding hell!😡
That Thomas Skinner chap…the sweaty cockney patriot.
He’s done another bloody video of himself enjoying an East End breakfast before working on his stall, Guvna.😱
🎵Any time you're Lambeth way,
Any evening, any day,
You'll find us all
Suing The BBC…Bosh!🎵
That Thomas Skinner chap…the sweaty cockney patriot.
He’s done another bloody video of himself enjoying an East End breakfast before working on his stall, Guvna.😱
🎵Any time you're Lambeth way,
Any evening, any day,
You'll find us all
Suing The BBC…Bosh!🎵
I quote from Andrew Tate’s X profile:
‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’
Erm…
This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy.
Oh dear.
You poor little love.
😉
‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’
Erm…
This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy.
Oh dear.
You poor little love.
😉
December 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I quote from Andrew Tate’s X profile:
‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’
Erm…
This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy.
Oh dear.
You poor little love.
😉
‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’
Erm…
This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy.
Oh dear.
You poor little love.
😉
-I am neutral but I support something you don’t support.
-I am neutral but I support The Reform Party.
This lady is someone called June Skateboard?
No way does she understand neutrality.
😂
She’s the sort of person who pushes in at queues & moans about price of Prosecco at Tesco.
-I am neutral but I support The Reform Party.
This lady is someone called June Skateboard?
No way does she understand neutrality.
😂
She’s the sort of person who pushes in at queues & moans about price of Prosecco at Tesco.
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
-I am neutral but I support something you don’t support.
-I am neutral but I support The Reform Party.
This lady is someone called June Skateboard?
No way does she understand neutrality.
😂
She’s the sort of person who pushes in at queues & moans about price of Prosecco at Tesco.
-I am neutral but I support The Reform Party.
This lady is someone called June Skateboard?
No way does she understand neutrality.
😂
She’s the sort of person who pushes in at queues & moans about price of Prosecco at Tesco.
No wonder women are outraged by the John Lewis Christmas advert where a young mum receives a frying pan as a present.
A frying pan is not a gift to buy today’s modern woman.
It’s patronising & offensive!😡
A food blender or an air fryer would have been far more appropriate.✅
A frying pan is not a gift to buy today’s modern woman.
It’s patronising & offensive!😡
A food blender or an air fryer would have been far more appropriate.✅
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
No wonder women are outraged by the John Lewis Christmas advert where a young mum receives a frying pan as a present.
A frying pan is not a gift to buy today’s modern woman.
It’s patronising & offensive!😡
A food blender or an air fryer would have been far more appropriate.✅
A frying pan is not a gift to buy today’s modern woman.
It’s patronising & offensive!😡
A food blender or an air fryer would have been far more appropriate.✅
This is what true patriotism looks like!
A sad middle aged man, puffed up to look like Rod Stewart & an immigrant himself, eating ‘English’ grub in an Islamic country whilst slagging off the UK, Islam and migrants.
Charlie Muggins:
Our Fluff
Our Stain
Our Belch
Our Stray Pube.
🇬🇧
A sad middle aged man, puffed up to look like Rod Stewart & an immigrant himself, eating ‘English’ grub in an Islamic country whilst slagging off the UK, Islam and migrants.
Charlie Muggins:
Our Fluff
Our Stain
Our Belch
Our Stray Pube.
🇬🇧
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
This is what true patriotism looks like!
A sad middle aged man, puffed up to look like Rod Stewart & an immigrant himself, eating ‘English’ grub in an Islamic country whilst slagging off the UK, Islam and migrants.
Charlie Muggins:
Our Fluff
Our Stain
Our Belch
Our Stray Pube.
🇬🇧
A sad middle aged man, puffed up to look like Rod Stewart & an immigrant himself, eating ‘English’ grub in an Islamic country whilst slagging off the UK, Islam and migrants.
Charlie Muggins:
Our Fluff
Our Stain
Our Belch
Our Stray Pube.
🇬🇧
I have my own Christian Church now.
‘A Reading from the Book of Take 1:3-15.
And there came from the land of Gussage a great prophet called Take. He smote the jegging clothed & preached against Chai Lattes, tattoos, moths & an evil demon who seized the kingdom of Clacton.’
🙏🏻
‘A Reading from the Book of Take 1:3-15.
And there came from the land of Gussage a great prophet called Take. He smote the jegging clothed & preached against Chai Lattes, tattoos, moths & an evil demon who seized the kingdom of Clacton.’
🙏🏻
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I have my own Christian Church now.
‘A Reading from the Book of Take 1:3-15.
And there came from the land of Gussage a great prophet called Take. He smote the jegging clothed & preached against Chai Lattes, tattoos, moths & an evil demon who seized the kingdom of Clacton.’
🙏🏻
‘A Reading from the Book of Take 1:3-15.
And there came from the land of Gussage a great prophet called Take. He smote the jegging clothed & preached against Chai Lattes, tattoos, moths & an evil demon who seized the kingdom of Clacton.’
🙏🏻
Tommy Robinson’s Unite The Kingdom Carol service.
Please all join in:
🎵”Silent night! Holy night!
All is racist, all is white
Round yon Arian mother and child
Holy Tommy, so tender, sieg heiled!
Grift in hypocritical peace!
Grift in hypocritical peace!”🎵
Merry Christmas!😔🎄
Please all join in:
🎵”Silent night! Holy night!
All is racist, all is white
Round yon Arian mother and child
Holy Tommy, so tender, sieg heiled!
Grift in hypocritical peace!
Grift in hypocritical peace!”🎵
Merry Christmas!😔🎄
December 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Tommy Robinson’s Unite The Kingdom Carol service.
Please all join in:
🎵”Silent night! Holy night!
All is racist, all is white
Round yon Arian mother and child
Holy Tommy, so tender, sieg heiled!
Grift in hypocritical peace!
Grift in hypocritical peace!”🎵
Merry Christmas!😔🎄
Please all join in:
🎵”Silent night! Holy night!
All is racist, all is white
Round yon Arian mother and child
Holy Tommy, so tender, sieg heiled!
Grift in hypocritical peace!
Grift in hypocritical peace!”🎵
Merry Christmas!😔🎄
The Reform Christian Church:
Its patron saint is of course St. Judas Iscariot.
Let us pray: 🙏🏻
‘Our Nigel, which art in parliament,
Farage be thy Name;
Thy fascism come;
Thy will be done
in Dubai, as it is in Clacton.’
As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.😤
Its patron saint is of course St. Judas Iscariot.
Let us pray: 🙏🏻
‘Our Nigel, which art in parliament,
Farage be thy Name;
Thy fascism come;
Thy will be done
in Dubai, as it is in Clacton.’
As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.😤
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The Reform Christian Church:
Its patron saint is of course St. Judas Iscariot.
Let us pray: 🙏🏻
‘Our Nigel, which art in parliament,
Farage be thy Name;
Thy fascism come;
Thy will be done
in Dubai, as it is in Clacton.’
As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.😤
Its patron saint is of course St. Judas Iscariot.
Let us pray: 🙏🏻
‘Our Nigel, which art in parliament,
Farage be thy Name;
Thy fascism come;
Thy will be done
in Dubai, as it is in Clacton.’
As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.😤
We’re rehearsing our village pantomime!
Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup.
Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters.
Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers.
Richard Tice is Aladdin.
And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy!
🎭😊
Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup.
Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters.
Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers.
Richard Tice is Aladdin.
And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy!
🎭😊
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
We’re rehearsing our village pantomime!
Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup.
Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters.
Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers.
Richard Tice is Aladdin.
And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy!
🎭😊
Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup.
Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters.
Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers.
Richard Tice is Aladdin.
And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy!
🎭😊
Even as a Tory I must admit Reform MPs are devoted to serving their constituencies. For example Lee Anderson selling his ‘funny’ 30p football shirts in Ashdown & Nigel Farage’s outstanding work in Clacton.
Oh & here is Richard Tice working hard in his constituency of Skegness.
📃
Oh & here is Richard Tice working hard in his constituency of Skegness.
📃
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Even as a Tory I must admit Reform MPs are devoted to serving their constituencies. For example Lee Anderson selling his ‘funny’ 30p football shirts in Ashdown & Nigel Farage’s outstanding work in Clacton.
Oh & here is Richard Tice working hard in his constituency of Skegness.
📃
Oh & here is Richard Tice working hard in his constituency of Skegness.
📃
My wife Bunty & I had the privilege of visiting Nigel Farage in his campaign office during the last election.
He was so lovely & allowed Bunters to take a photo of him (shown below).
There was absolutely no hint of him exceeding electoral expenses & being involved in fraud.
😊
He was so lovely & allowed Bunters to take a photo of him (shown below).
There was absolutely no hint of him exceeding electoral expenses & being involved in fraud.
😊
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My wife Bunty & I had the privilege of visiting Nigel Farage in his campaign office during the last election.
He was so lovely & allowed Bunters to take a photo of him (shown below).
There was absolutely no hint of him exceeding electoral expenses & being involved in fraud.
😊
He was so lovely & allowed Bunters to take a photo of him (shown below).
There was absolutely no hint of him exceeding electoral expenses & being involved in fraud.
😊
There is only one person responsible for England’s appalling performance in The Ashes and that person is RACHEL REEVES.
By raising income tax in her budget she has put unbearable fiscal pressure on our top order batters. She also blatantly lied about Bazball.
She MUST resign!
😡
By raising income tax in her budget she has put unbearable fiscal pressure on our top order batters. She also blatantly lied about Bazball.
She MUST resign!
😡
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There is only one person responsible for England’s appalling performance in The Ashes and that person is RACHEL REEVES.
By raising income tax in her budget she has put unbearable fiscal pressure on our top order batters. She also blatantly lied about Bazball.
She MUST resign!
😡
By raising income tax in her budget she has put unbearable fiscal pressure on our top order batters. She also blatantly lied about Bazball.
She MUST resign!
😡
‘It’s from Daddy.
He says he’s had a bit of a weird time of late.
Apparently he went to a World Cup draw and ended up being presented with some sort of World peace prize…’
He says he’s had a bit of a weird time of late.
Apparently he went to a World Cup draw and ended up being presented with some sort of World peace prize…’
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
‘It’s from Daddy.
He says he’s had a bit of a weird time of late.
Apparently he went to a World Cup draw and ended up being presented with some sort of World peace prize…’
He says he’s had a bit of a weird time of late.
Apparently he went to a World Cup draw and ended up being presented with some sort of World peace prize…’
The new Liz Truss Show, EVERY Friday on GB Noise!
Will Liz trickle down live on air? 😬
Will she show us her pie, or maybe her wet lettuce?
Will Kwasi pop along & boast about his economic growth?
Could there be live fracking on air? 😳
Tune in & find out!
🇬🇧
Will Liz trickle down live on air? 😬
Will she show us her pie, or maybe her wet lettuce?
Will Kwasi pop along & boast about his economic growth?
Could there be live fracking on air? 😳
Tune in & find out!
🇬🇧
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The new Liz Truss Show, EVERY Friday on GB Noise!
Will Liz trickle down live on air? 😬
Will she show us her pie, or maybe her wet lettuce?
Will Kwasi pop along & boast about his economic growth?
Could there be live fracking on air? 😳
Tune in & find out!
🇬🇧
Will Liz trickle down live on air? 😬
Will she show us her pie, or maybe her wet lettuce?
Will Kwasi pop along & boast about his economic growth?
Could there be live fracking on air? 😳
Tune in & find out!
🇬🇧
Here’s Albert Steptoe MP stating what would be called ‘The bloody obvious.’
He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed is he? 🥹
He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed is he? 🥹
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Here’s Albert Steptoe MP stating what would be called ‘The bloody obvious.’
He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed is he? 🥹
He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed is he? 🥹
Ha Ha Nigel!
We’re gradually taking over your party from within:
Danny Kruger
Jonathan Gullis
Nadine Dorries.
By the time of the next election WE will be in charge of your party old boy.
And you’ll be stuck in Clacton unable to stop us.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (evil, sniggering laugh.)😝
We’re gradually taking over your party from within:
Danny Kruger
Jonathan Gullis
Nadine Dorries.
By the time of the next election WE will be in charge of your party old boy.
And you’ll be stuck in Clacton unable to stop us.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (evil, sniggering laugh.)😝
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Ha Ha Nigel!
We’re gradually taking over your party from within:
Danny Kruger
Jonathan Gullis
Nadine Dorries.
By the time of the next election WE will be in charge of your party old boy.
And you’ll be stuck in Clacton unable to stop us.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (evil, sniggering laugh.)😝
We’re gradually taking over your party from within:
Danny Kruger
Jonathan Gullis
Nadine Dorries.
By the time of the next election WE will be in charge of your party old boy.
And you’ll be stuck in Clacton unable to stop us.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (evil, sniggering laugh.)😝
Jonathan Gullis has defected to Reform.
What a coup for them!
Jonathan will add:
Hair
Grunts
An odour of hay
An itchy hole
Fungi
Wrinkled shirts
Porridge
Jizz
Conker hairs
Squirrel food
And damp patches wherever he sits.
He truly will be a great asset.
🇬🇧
What a coup for them!
Jonathan will add:
Hair
Grunts
An odour of hay
An itchy hole
Fungi
Wrinkled shirts
Porridge
Jizz
Conker hairs
Squirrel food
And damp patches wherever he sits.
He truly will be a great asset.
🇬🇧
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Jonathan Gullis has defected to Reform.
What a coup for them!
Jonathan will add:
Hair
Grunts
An odour of hay
An itchy hole
Fungi
Wrinkled shirts
Porridge
Jizz
Conker hairs
Squirrel food
And damp patches wherever he sits.
He truly will be a great asset.
🇬🇧
What a coup for them!
Jonathan will add:
Hair
Grunts
An odour of hay
An itchy hole
Fungi
Wrinkled shirts
Porridge
Jizz
Conker hairs
Squirrel food
And damp patches wherever he sits.
He truly will be a great asset.
🇬🇧