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Jingle Bellend
@mrweir.bsky.social
Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.
Liz Truss hearing her name mentioned in the budget
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It's officially Christmas!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's a family tradition that every Sunday I roast Mum's roast.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Narrator's voice "And then he went to the stadium".
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Major emergency in Penarth
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Daddy! Daddy! Look what else they did*"

Going full-Trump-asslick in the midst of his full Epstein email reveal era is a pretty fucking weird hill to die on for the Torygraph but whatever.

*Actually fucking played a clip of him saying actual fucking shit that his fucking dumbass said.
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
From the incredibly talented Rose India Crawford on Instagram.

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November 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
We're so glad you decided to join us.
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oh Christ it gets worse
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Out for DRANKS
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
That's fucking art
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Me arriving home for family christmas this year
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Bit more #askgary circa 2021.
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 AM
It's been four years since #askgary over at the other place when it was still good.
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Bit more #askgary
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Hello have some bird plates.
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Adiós Madrid.

💛♥️
November 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Wine labels I have loved.
November 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Top lunch at Cruda, Madrid.

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November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Cannot believe it's the day after Halloween and I finally find the missing piece of my 'David Icke on Wogan' costume.
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You kiss your mother with that Vermouth?

Also, check the waiter open pouring Gin waiting for the "when".

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November 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Olá Madrid 🇪🇸
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Not now possible collapse of Lisbon airport.
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
"Matthew, can you find a suitable reading for the test this week?"

Me: "Yes".

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October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM