Jingle Bellend
@mrweir.bsky.social
Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.
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Jingle Bellend
@mrweir.bsky.social
· Oct 26
My fave photo of herself (in pink) and the sister-in-law as kids. Showed it to a very talented creative colleague and asked if they could make something from it. They said yes but had a lot on. Then they left the job. Months passed. Lost touch. On Tuesday they walked into my classroom with these.
I think about him sometimes.
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I think about him sometimes.
He's pulling Ice out of Minnesota because it's opening week of her fucking movie, isn't he?
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 PM
He's pulling Ice out of Minnesota because it's opening week of her fucking movie, isn't he?
Why are all these storms named after my exes?
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Why are all these storms named after my exes?
It actually brings me great joy that Truss is so fucking deluded about her relevance she thinks the 'dark forces' people don't have better things to do than point out she's an absolute melt.
January 24, 2026 at 1:32 PM
It actually brings me great joy that Truss is so fucking deluded about her relevance she thinks the 'dark forces' people don't have better things to do than point out she's an absolute melt.
Hint of newt, suggestion of bat etc
January 23, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Hint of newt, suggestion of bat etc
After a 2 and half year wait, the German Witch is open.
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
After a 2 and half year wait, the German Witch is open.
I think I'm going to give this sandwich presentation :
A NEIN out of ten.
This is actually on a cafés Instagram btw.
A NEIN out of ten.
This is actually on a cafés Instagram btw.
January 23, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I think I'm going to give this sandwich presentation :
A NEIN out of ten.
This is actually on a cafés Instagram btw.
A NEIN out of ten.
This is actually on a cafés Instagram btw.
Board of Piss more like
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Board of Piss more like
If you ever fancy taking a glimpse into what it's like in the upside down, look no futher than GB News' YouTube coverage of Trump's 'masterful' Davos speech that 'humiliated The UK and Europe'.
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 AM
If you ever fancy taking a glimpse into what it's like in the upside down, look no futher than GB News' YouTube coverage of Trump's 'masterful' Davos speech that 'humiliated The UK and Europe'.
Roasted some Japanese aubergines with sesame seeds, smoked garlic and miso so you don't have to.
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January 21, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Roasted some Japanese aubergines with sesame seeds, smoked garlic and miso so you don't have to.
🇯🇵🍆
🇯🇵🍆
If only there'd been some way of knowing.
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
If only there'd been some way of knowing.
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Things I love about Porto No.357 :
Weird fog coming in off the ocean that swamps certain areas and not others.
Weird fog coming in off the ocean that swamps certain areas and not others.
January 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Things I love about Porto No.357 :
Weird fog coming in off the ocean that swamps certain areas and not others.
Weird fog coming in off the ocean that swamps certain areas and not others.
Can you tell I'm procrastinating?
January 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Can you tell I'm procrastinating?
Jenrick meeting his new secretary at Reform Party HQ.
January 16, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Jenrick meeting his new secretary at Reform Party HQ.
One of the students is going back to Korea and as a goodbye they brought in an absolute ton of various flavours off Korean fried chicken and it's close to being the best thing I've ever tasted.
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
One of the students is going back to Korea and as a goodbye they brought in an absolute ton of various flavours off Korean fried chicken and it's close to being the best thing I've ever tasted.
Life's not all bad.
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Life's not all bad.
I try to post positive shit on here but this is stunning.
I hope someone is keeping a spreadsheet.
I hope someone is keeping a spreadsheet.
Bovino on the officer who killed Renee Good: "Hats off to that ICE agent"
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I try to post positive shit on here but this is stunning.
I hope someone is keeping a spreadsheet.
I hope someone is keeping a spreadsheet.
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‘Yeah. Sorry I’m late. I’ve been watching how pre-packed sandwiches are made on a production line on Instagram.’
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
‘Yeah. Sorry I’m late. I’ve been watching how pre-packed sandwiches are made on a production line on Instagram.’
Saw this on Friday night and cannot stress enough how much this award is deserved.
O AGENTE SECRETO → MELHOR FILME INTERNACIONAL #GoldenGlobes 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Saw this on Friday night and cannot stress enough how much this award is deserved.
If you're not watching Common Side Effects on HBO then what are you honestly doing with your life?
January 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
If you're not watching Common Side Effects on HBO then what are you honestly doing with your life?
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Hello everyone, Jeff (@tonkerthomas) from Ambridge On The Couch here. We've finally caught up with everybody else and have set up an account over here. Please follow us so we can figure out who all the #TheArchers people are!
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Hello everyone, Jeff (@tonkerthomas) from Ambridge On The Couch here. We've finally caught up with everybody else and have set up an account over here. Please follow us so we can figure out who all the #TheArchers people are!
I heard this Karaoke so you have to too.
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I heard this Karaoke so you have to too.