Keri Warbis
@keriwarbis.bsky.social
Everything is weird
Brighton dweller
(I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)
Brighton dweller
(I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)
Going for a pub Sunday roast this aft.
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Going for a pub Sunday roast this aft.
February 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
February 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever binge-watched ‘Digging For Britain’ on a Sunday afternoon?
#diggingforbritain
#diggingforbritain
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever binge-watched ‘Digging For Britain’ on a Sunday afternoon?
#diggingforbritain
#diggingforbritain
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January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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IDEA: RoboCropper
Roy Cropper is horribly injured in an unlikely Breville sandwich toaster accident. Omni Consumer Products rebuild him as a cyborg and he continues serving sandwiches to the people of Weatherfield, his transformation going unnoticed.
Roy Cropper is horribly injured in an unlikely Breville sandwich toaster accident. Omni Consumer Products rebuild him as a cyborg and he continues serving sandwiches to the people of Weatherfield, his transformation going unnoticed.
January 31, 2026 at 10:59 AM
IDEA: RoboCropper
Roy Cropper is horribly injured in an unlikely Breville sandwich toaster accident. Omni Consumer Products rebuild him as a cyborg and he continues serving sandwiches to the people of Weatherfield, his transformation going unnoticed.
Roy Cropper is horribly injured in an unlikely Breville sandwich toaster accident. Omni Consumer Products rebuild him as a cyborg and he continues serving sandwiches to the people of Weatherfield, his transformation going unnoticed.
Saturday listening:
Kim Deal’s ‘Nobody Loves You More’
Kim Deal’s ‘Nobody Loves You More’
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Saturday listening:
Kim Deal’s ‘Nobody Loves You More’
Kim Deal’s ‘Nobody Loves You More’
Was meant to be going to Soho tomorrow for drinks and oysters with friends.
One of the friends is ill, so we’ve rescheduled.
Am basking in that glorious glow of a cancelled event.
(Is there a German word for this?).
One of the friends is ill, so we’ve rescheduled.
Am basking in that glorious glow of a cancelled event.
(Is there a German word for this?).
January 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Was meant to be going to Soho tomorrow for drinks and oysters with friends.
One of the friends is ill, so we’ve rescheduled.
Am basking in that glorious glow of a cancelled event.
(Is there a German word for this?).
One of the friends is ill, so we’ve rescheduled.
Am basking in that glorious glow of a cancelled event.
(Is there a German word for this?).
Just posted on my street WhatsApp group that Cheryl Cole has been approached to be on the next Celebrity Traitors instead of messaging my daughter.
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Just posted on my street WhatsApp group that Cheryl Cole has been approached to be on the next Celebrity Traitors instead of messaging my daughter.
Pay Day Eve.
The most magical time of the year (so far).
The most magical time of the year (so far).
January 29, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Pay Day Eve.
The most magical time of the year (so far).
The most magical time of the year (so far).
Editing my Ocado order to ‘Feel the Need in Me’ by The Detroit Emeralds is a vibe.
January 29, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Editing my Ocado order to ‘Feel the Need in Me’ by The Detroit Emeralds is a vibe.
Just had a Blue Riband.
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Just had a Blue Riband.
Which bloody idiot booked a hair appointment for 9am on a Saturday, then?
January 17, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Which bloody idiot booked a hair appointment for 9am on a Saturday, then?
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Took a hard boiled egg for a lovely drive today.
Set off nice and early.
Just got home together.
(Basically daren’t crack it at work for fear of causing offence via the whiff).
🥚
Set off nice and early.
Just got home together.
(Basically daren’t crack it at work for fear of causing offence via the whiff).
🥚
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Took a hard boiled egg for a lovely drive today.
Set off nice and early.
Just got home together.
(Basically daren’t crack it at work for fear of causing offence via the whiff).
🥚
Set off nice and early.
Just got home together.
(Basically daren’t crack it at work for fear of causing offence via the whiff).
🥚
‘Yeah. Sorry I’m late. I’ve been watching how pre-packed sandwiches are made on a production line on Instagram.’
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
‘Yeah. Sorry I’m late. I’ve been watching how pre-packed sandwiches are made on a production line on Instagram.’
Strength: relaxing
Weakness: not relaxing enough
Weakness: not relaxing enough
January 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Strength: relaxing
Weakness: not relaxing enough
Weakness: not relaxing enough
Broke a tooth on a carrot stick today.
You try to be healthy and look what happens.
It’s a sign.
You try to be healthy and look what happens.
It’s a sign.
January 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Broke a tooth on a carrot stick today.
You try to be healthy and look what happens.
It’s a sign.
You try to be healthy and look what happens.
It’s a sign.
January 10, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Last week at work in a break I was reading an article about The Cribs and, a couple of hours later, the guy who wrote the article walked in.
Might try reading something by Bryan Ferry next week to see what happens. 💫
Might try reading something by Bryan Ferry next week to see what happens. 💫
January 10, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Last week at work in a break I was reading an article about The Cribs and, a couple of hours later, the guy who wrote the article walked in.
Might try reading something by Bryan Ferry next week to see what happens. 💫
Might try reading something by Bryan Ferry next week to see what happens. 💫
Haribo Tangfastics for breakfast.
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Haribo Tangfastics for breakfast.
What nobody has realised so far, is that within one of the contestants there’s a secret Claudia.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
What nobody has realised so far, is that within one of the contestants there’s a secret Claudia.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
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just emailed all my colleagues but instead of attaching the correct file with the pertinent details i seem to have sent all twenty of them this image of robin gibb:
December 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
just emailed all my colleagues but instead of attaching the correct file with the pertinent details i seem to have sent all twenty of them this image of robin gibb:
January 4, 2026 at 10:13 AM