Keri Warbis
@keriwarbis.bsky.social
Everything is weird
Brighton dweller
(I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)
Brighton dweller
(I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)
It’s Boxing Valentine’s Day.
Time to fry up all the leftover chocolates and flowers and slump in front of the tv.
Time to fry up all the leftover chocolates and flowers and slump in front of the tv.
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
It’s Boxing Valentine’s Day.
Time to fry up all the leftover chocolates and flowers and slump in front of the tv.
Time to fry up all the leftover chocolates and flowers and slump in front of the tv.
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Got a Gold medal in the winter olympics for stabbing all of the burgeoning ice from my freezer with a sharp kitchen knife whilst wearing an oven mitt, in 2 minutes and 4 seconds. 🥇
#WinterOlympics
#WinterOlympics
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Got a Gold medal in the winter olympics for stabbing all of the burgeoning ice from my freezer with a sharp kitchen knife whilst wearing an oven mitt, in 2 minutes and 4 seconds. 🥇
#WinterOlympics
#WinterOlympics
‘What are microwaves?’ she mumbles to herself, as her lasagne spins.
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
‘What are microwaves?’ she mumbles to herself, as her lasagne spins.
REALLY enjoying binge watching #TheTraitorsIreland at the moment.
Loads of swearing and a very shit Traitor is such fun.
Loads of swearing and a very shit Traitor is such fun.
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
REALLY enjoying binge watching #TheTraitorsIreland at the moment.
Loads of swearing and a very shit Traitor is such fun.
Loads of swearing and a very shit Traitor is such fun.
Half term is a magnet, to which I am attracted.
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Half term is a magnet, to which I am attracted.
Going for a pub Sunday roast this aft.
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Going for a pub Sunday roast this aft.
February 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
February 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever binge-watched ‘Digging For Britain’ on a Sunday afternoon?
#diggingforbritain
#diggingforbritain
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever binge-watched ‘Digging For Britain’ on a Sunday afternoon?
#diggingforbritain
#diggingforbritain
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January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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IDEA: RoboCropper
Roy Cropper is horribly injured in an unlikely Breville sandwich toaster accident. Omni Consumer Products rebuild him as a cyborg and he continues serving sandwiches to the people of Weatherfield, his transformation going unnoticed.
Roy Cropper is horribly injured in an unlikely Breville sandwich toaster accident. Omni Consumer Products rebuild him as a cyborg and he continues serving sandwiches to the people of Weatherfield, his transformation going unnoticed.
January 31, 2026 at 10:59 AM
IDEA: RoboCropper
Roy Cropper is horribly injured in an unlikely Breville sandwich toaster accident. Omni Consumer Products rebuild him as a cyborg and he continues serving sandwiches to the people of Weatherfield, his transformation going unnoticed.
Roy Cropper is horribly injured in an unlikely Breville sandwich toaster accident. Omni Consumer Products rebuild him as a cyborg and he continues serving sandwiches to the people of Weatherfield, his transformation going unnoticed.
Saturday listening:
Kim Deal’s ‘Nobody Loves You More’
Kim Deal’s ‘Nobody Loves You More’
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Saturday listening:
Kim Deal’s ‘Nobody Loves You More’
Kim Deal’s ‘Nobody Loves You More’
Was meant to be going to Soho tomorrow for drinks and oysters with friends.
One of the friends is ill, so we’ve rescheduled.
Am basking in that glorious glow of a cancelled event.
(Is there a German word for this?).
One of the friends is ill, so we’ve rescheduled.
Am basking in that glorious glow of a cancelled event.
(Is there a German word for this?).
January 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Was meant to be going to Soho tomorrow for drinks and oysters with friends.
One of the friends is ill, so we’ve rescheduled.
Am basking in that glorious glow of a cancelled event.
(Is there a German word for this?).
One of the friends is ill, so we’ve rescheduled.
Am basking in that glorious glow of a cancelled event.
(Is there a German word for this?).
Just posted on my street WhatsApp group that Cheryl Cole has been approached to be on the next Celebrity Traitors instead of messaging my daughter.
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Just posted on my street WhatsApp group that Cheryl Cole has been approached to be on the next Celebrity Traitors instead of messaging my daughter.
Pay Day Eve.
The most magical time of the year (so far).
The most magical time of the year (so far).
January 29, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Pay Day Eve.
The most magical time of the year (so far).
The most magical time of the year (so far).
Editing my Ocado order to ‘Feel the Need in Me’ by The Detroit Emeralds is a vibe.
January 29, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Editing my Ocado order to ‘Feel the Need in Me’ by The Detroit Emeralds is a vibe.
Just had a Blue Riband.
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Just had a Blue Riband.
Which bloody idiot booked a hair appointment for 9am on a Saturday, then?
January 17, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Which bloody idiot booked a hair appointment for 9am on a Saturday, then?
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Took a hard boiled egg for a lovely drive today.
Set off nice and early.
Just got home together.
(Basically daren’t crack it at work for fear of causing offence via the whiff).
🥚
Set off nice and early.
Just got home together.
(Basically daren’t crack it at work for fear of causing offence via the whiff).
🥚
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Took a hard boiled egg for a lovely drive today.
Set off nice and early.
Just got home together.
(Basically daren’t crack it at work for fear of causing offence via the whiff).
🥚
Set off nice and early.
Just got home together.
(Basically daren’t crack it at work for fear of causing offence via the whiff).
🥚
‘Yeah. Sorry I’m late. I’ve been watching how pre-packed sandwiches are made on a production line on Instagram.’
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
‘Yeah. Sorry I’m late. I’ve been watching how pre-packed sandwiches are made on a production line on Instagram.’
Strength: relaxing
Weakness: not relaxing enough
Weakness: not relaxing enough
January 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Strength: relaxing
Weakness: not relaxing enough
Weakness: not relaxing enough
Broke a tooth on a carrot stick today.
You try to be healthy and look what happens.
It’s a sign.
You try to be healthy and look what happens.
It’s a sign.
January 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Broke a tooth on a carrot stick today.
You try to be healthy and look what happens.
It’s a sign.
You try to be healthy and look what happens.
It’s a sign.