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The bROM, The Phils and acting the general tit
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Took possession of my late brother's car on Saturday, didn't use it yesterday, the fuggin clutch has gone on it tonight.
Harumpphh!
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A pelanty??
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That's some odd banner tgat, in the Norn Irn match
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Come on mate, give us a smile. On second thought, perhaps not.
Brits fuming as toothpaste hits £23 a tube
One shopper said £20 was a 'rip off', while another said it was 'ridiculous'
www.kentlive.news
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Techbros: “We reinvented money and now it’s computer money and it’s totally better than old money except also it’s value is still technically calculated by the standard of old money oh ALSO it needs more power than many countries, does your inferior dollar bill need to be plugged in? I THINK NOT.”
Bitcoin now consuming as much energy as the entire country of Pakistan.

That seems bad.
The people at CBECI were kind enough to send me a copy of their updated Bitcoin power consumption data

At the end of 2024, Bitcoin's total consumption for 2024 *did* end up matching that of Pakistan. 2024 saw the biggest jump in power consumption ever. Absolutely wild stuff ->

ccaf.io/cbnsi/cbeci
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Patriots.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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My milkshake pays for all the girls in the ward
SHE FUCKING WHAT!? I'm not fucking having this!
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Coercive sterilization in ICE detention. Eugenics.
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.

Unprecedentedly corrupt.
To negotiate a trade deal with the President of the United States, the Swiss government arrived with a "special Rolex desktop clock" and "a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar"

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Fuck me!
Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Is that Scotch presenter wearing a pair of Jimmy's?
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Scotland would have been better with the corpse of Che Guevara up front
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This Scotch lad gets his hair cut on the Waltzers
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Keeper should have caught that, not punched it
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
That's never a second yellow referee.
Is the ref Ian Krankie?
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
3-2 now. Blimey
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oooft 3-0 to the Greek lads
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Bosha! Goal from the Feta fondlers 2-0
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
These Acropolis touchers are determined to throw this game away
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM