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Keeping it clean for the junior baggies
In a Mersey paradise
Keeping it clean for the junior baggies
In a Mersey paradise
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Wee Tommy T doing doughnuts in the Wemberlee car park at the news of his contract extension?
February 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Wee Tommy T doing doughnuts in the Wemberlee car park at the news of his contract extension?
That & the saints comeback make this a decent evening.
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
That & the saints comeback make this a decent evening.
Has Rowatt just actually said “we guess we have to play by the rules”?
February 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Has Rowatt just actually said “we guess we have to play by the rules”?
Ha ha ha fuck right off to the end of the road
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Ha ha ha fuck right off to the end of the road
I wonder how long this homer of a ref will add. 7? 8?
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I wonder how long this homer of a ref will add. 7? 8?
I still don’t think I’ve ever actually met a Birmingham City fan
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I still don’t think I’ve ever actually met a Birmingham City fan
Ha ha ha ha “who” so fucking funny
February 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Ha ha ha ha “who” so fucking funny
I see the keepers been possessed by the ghost of Wildsmith
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I see the keepers been possessed by the ghost of Wildsmith
That’s never a yellow.
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
That’s never a yellow.
Wonder if they’ll do 5 minutes on that at the end of the game
February 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Wonder if they’ll do 5 minutes on that at the end of the game
Styles’ square head almost landed us in bother then
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Styles’ square head almost landed us in bother then
We’ve all agreed that the laws of the game are that it is not handball and we’re still talking about whether it was (it wasn’t) handball
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
We’ve all agreed that the laws of the game are that it is not handball and we’re still talking about whether it was (it wasn’t) handball
I see we’re still trying to make something of the not a handball handball
February 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I see we’re still trying to make something of the not a handball handball
Meh. But meh is probably the best we can hope for.
February 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Meh. But meh is probably the best we can hope for.
For the new Real Madrid the noses are a bit shite
(I know we’re worse btw)
(I know we’re worse btw)
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
For the new Real Madrid the noses are a bit shite
(I know we’re worse btw)
(I know we’re worse btw)
I think this is more free kicks Heg has won all season
February 10, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I think this is more free kicks Heg has won all season
It’s a good plan considering how well we’ve coped with dead balls to keep giving away cheap free kicks
February 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
It’s a good plan considering how well we’ve coped with dead balls to keep giving away cheap free kicks
That advertising board that makes the players look like they’re against a green screen is annoying
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
That advertising board that makes the players look like they’re against a green screen is annoying
Have we only conceded four corners all season?
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Have we only conceded four corners all season?
Penalty? Fuck off you saft Brummie twats
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Penalty? Fuck off you saft Brummie twats
The pitch is a bit of a state. Has someone left the Triton Shower on?
February 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The pitch is a bit of a state. Has someone left the Triton Shower on?
Is the weather that bad or is that smoke from fireworks?
February 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Is the weather that bad or is that smoke from fireworks?
Ignore the smears: I completed the Ipswich match report. But I understand now the importance of publishing it.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Ignore the smears: I completed the Ipswich match report. But I understand now the importance of publishing it.