MrsDSalinger
@mrsdsalinger.bsky.social
Poet of profanity. World-class overthinker. Zoo keeper to two feral children and one partially housebroken husband.
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The abject terror of looking ahead to like 8-9 super busy weekends in a row
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The abject terror of looking ahead to like 8-9 super busy weekends in a row
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this whole article is absolutely gorgeous. pure poetry all the way through.
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
this whole article is absolutely gorgeous. pure poetry all the way through.
I'm not on social media very often these days, so it took an impersonator to bring me back.
Hope everyone is doing well!
Hope everyone is doing well!
a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen
ALT: a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm not on social media very often these days, so it took an impersonator to bring me back.
Hope everyone is doing well!
Hope everyone is doing well!
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Not sure if baseball or urban planning-
Walking Isn’t Toronto’s Problem. It’s Our Superpower
Walking Isn’t Toronto’s Problem. It’s Our Superpower
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October 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Not sure if baseball or urban planning-
Thank you to everyone who reported the imposter. They have been banished, since...
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Thank you to everyone who reported the imposter. They have been banished, since...
1. This is not me.
2. Why would someone want to impersonate ME?
2. Why would someone want to impersonate ME?
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
1. This is not me.
2. Why would someone want to impersonate ME?
2. Why would someone want to impersonate ME?
Me: Since the kids are gone for the night, what do you want to do for dinner?
Husband: I don’t know. What can’t we eat when the kids are around… pussy?
Husband: I don’t know. What can’t we eat when the kids are around… pussy?
a woman says that 's my man in front of her face
ALT: a woman says that 's my man in front of her face
media.tenor.com
July 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Me: Since the kids are gone for the night, what do you want to do for dinner?
Husband: I don’t know. What can’t we eat when the kids are around… pussy?
Husband: I don’t know. What can’t we eat when the kids are around… pussy?
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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This is a pretty fun baseball question. What Cy Young winner had the highest WHIP in his award season, and what was that number? Modern era. Starting pitcher.
April 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is a pretty fun baseball question. What Cy Young winner had the highest WHIP in his award season, and what was that number? Modern era. Starting pitcher.
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These feel-good stories always have a tinge of: Why was he an Uber driver? Because minor league baseball doesn't pay a living wage?
March 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
These feel-good stories always have a tinge of: Why was he an Uber driver? Because minor league baseball doesn't pay a living wage?
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Allow me to reintroduce myself...
#MLB #DFS opening day look at the 9 game slate.
youtu.be/IIESxYv4888
#MLB #DFS opening day look at the 9 game slate.
youtu.be/IIESxYv4888
MLB DFS - Opening Day 03/27/2025 - The Dish
YouTube video by Dan Strafford
youtu.be
March 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Allow me to reintroduce myself...
#MLB #DFS opening day look at the 9 game slate.
youtu.be/IIESxYv4888
#MLB #DFS opening day look at the 9 game slate.
youtu.be/IIESxYv4888
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In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
March 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
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BASEBALL HYPE VIDEO THREAD!
As teams drop their official team hype video, I'm throwing them here.
FIRST UP: Your Baltimore Orioles.
As teams drop their official team hype video, I'm throwing them here.
FIRST UP: Your Baltimore Orioles.
March 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
BASEBALL HYPE VIDEO THREAD!
As teams drop their official team hype video, I'm throwing them here.
FIRST UP: Your Baltimore Orioles.
As teams drop their official team hype video, I'm throwing them here.
FIRST UP: Your Baltimore Orioles.
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As we wait for first pitch, I hope you'll consider a FanGraphs Membership. Being a Member comes with a bunch of great benefits, and it's the best way to both experience the site and support our work. We can't wait to watch this season with you!
Happy Opening Day everyone!!!
Head on over to FanGraphs.com to check out all of our great coverage before first pitch and throughout the season. And if you like what you see, please consider becoming a Member. It’s the best way to experience the site and support our staff!
Head on over to FanGraphs.com to check out all of our great coverage before first pitch and throughout the season. And if you like what you see, please consider becoming a Member. It’s the best way to experience the site and support our staff!
FanGraphs Membership
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March 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
As we wait for first pitch, I hope you'll consider a FanGraphs Membership. Being a Member comes with a bunch of great benefits, and it's the best way to both experience the site and support our work. We can't wait to watch this season with you!
March 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Someday people will look back on all this, if we're lucky.
March 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Someday people will look back on all this, if we're lucky.
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Big, if true.
baseball today? baseball today.
March 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Big, if true.
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THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much?
ME: put them in my feelings wallet so l can buy books and cheese with them
THERAPIST: what?
ME: what?
ME: put them in my feelings wallet so l can buy books and cheese with them
THERAPIST: what?
ME: what?
March 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much?
ME: put them in my feelings wallet so l can buy books and cheese with them
THERAPIST: what?
ME: what?
ME: put them in my feelings wallet so l can buy books and cheese with them
THERAPIST: what?
ME: what?
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thank you to @allanhepworth.bsky.social for the awesome US map of #SFB15 live drafts
good chance there is one that is worth a day trip in your area
fill out the interest form and let us know where you want to draft
good chance there is one that is worth a day trip in your area
fill out the interest form and let us know where you want to draft
March 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
thank you to @allanhepworth.bsky.social for the awesome US map of #SFB15 live drafts
good chance there is one that is worth a day trip in your area
fill out the interest form and let us know where you want to draft
good chance there is one that is worth a day trip in your area
fill out the interest form and let us know where you want to draft
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It's the most wonderful day of the year 😍
March 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
It's the most wonderful day of the year 😍
SF Giants: Best Moments of the 2010s
YouTube video by San Francisco Giants
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March 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This is a Gen X fidget toy.
March 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is a Gen X fidget toy.
Last night, I had a dream that we found a large storage space at the house and were able to fit all of our stuff, in case anyone wants to know the state of my fantasies these days. 
March 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Last night, I had a dream that we found a large storage space at the house and were able to fit all of our stuff, in case anyone wants to know the state of my fantasies these days. 
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RIP Gene Hackman…
February 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
RIP Gene Hackman…