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Juan (he/they).
@mrrodriguez89.bsky.social
Sick. Tired. And trying to be Kind.

These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little Juan.

36. Frustrated artist. Desperate GM.
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Calling authors petit bourgeoisie is indeed insane. We are artisans and we deserve to profit from our labor.

That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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MY SWEETIE POOKIE CUTIE !! 🫵 🐏
Quincy!!! an NPC in my campaign 🫶

#art #oc #ocsky #dnd #dndnpc #ttrpg
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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ah yes, the people yearn for the dersh
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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spatchcock
November 28, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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Impeach, convict, remove.

And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Demonschool's credits show rest of games industry how it's done

aftermath.site/demonschool-...
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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demonschool credits all 145 people who touched the game over the course of its multi-year dev cycle AND explains what exactly they contributed. the rest of the games industry, which commonly omits people from credits entirely, should be taking notes
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I think Demonschool is a good video game but I think Brandon’s approach to how staff worked together and were credited REALLY deserves a lot of attention. Video game crediting is a stupid black box and transparency will help average people understand these roles.
demonschool credits all 145 people who touched the game over the course of its multi-year dev cycle AND explains what exactly they contributed. the rest of the games industry, which commonly omits people from credits entirely, should be taking notes
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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*making chomping noises while going down on her*
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Always appreciate an opportunity to tell folks that Chesley from Farewell North is secretly a Chihuahua
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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In the spirit of hobbit birthdays, have some free games!
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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July 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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found a really good drawing in my files
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This is basically the reason why no attempt to hack Shadowrun into a different system ever catches on
This is my favourite game. Every part of it sucks, but each part sucks in a way that GESTURES TOWARD something that would be awesome were it not undermined by every other part. It can't be improved because everything that's terrible about its load-bearing. Did I mention it's the best game ever made?
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Shadowrun, my beloved!
This is my favourite game. Every part of it sucks, but each part sucks in a way that GESTURES TOWARD something that would be awesome were it not undermined by every other part. It can't be improved because everything that's terrible about its load-bearing. Did I mention it's the best game ever made?
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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"This is [insert game], except for the part that's actually good" no – if there is ANY part of the game you're prepared to defend on its own merits, it is not this game. If you have not in fact experienced a game answering to this description, expand your horizons. Embrace the suck.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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This is my favourite game. Every part of it sucks, but each part sucks in a way that GESTURES TOWARD something that would be awesome were it not undermined by every other part. It can't be improved because everything that's terrible about its load-bearing. Did I mention it's the best game ever made?
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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WIP model of Super Muerto Infernal by Esteban Pedrozo for @hampastudio
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Pro-tip: you don't have to brush your teeth if you put a little bit of toothpaste on all of your food
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM