@mrdrbeak.bsky.social
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
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cocaine so white it calls the cops on you
March 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
cocaine so white it calls the cops on you
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Your motivation for creating art shouldn’t be fame or money or likes or shares or acclaim. Your motivation for creating art should be getting bitches.
March 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Your motivation for creating art shouldn’t be fame or money or likes or shares or acclaim. Your motivation for creating art should be getting bitches.
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limbs sure can be itchy sometimes, but still.. i'll need them for my accomplishments
March 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
limbs sure can be itchy sometimes, but still.. i'll need them for my accomplishments
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two things are true: this lady was deeply mislead by a legacy media industry that has failed as badly as it possibly could
and she is also very dumb and could easily have known better. sorry shit's fucked up but if you want to be free you gotta do some research of your own
and she is also very dumb and could easily have known better. sorry shit's fucked up but if you want to be free you gotta do some research of your own
I do feel bad for the lady who thought Trump would make IVF free and then got fired from her public sector job, but since political correctness is now dead, I'm also allowed to say I think she's dumb as bricks.
February 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
two things are true: this lady was deeply mislead by a legacy media industry that has failed as badly as it possibly could
and she is also very dumb and could easily have known better. sorry shit's fucked up but if you want to be free you gotta do some research of your own
and she is also very dumb and could easily have known better. sorry shit's fucked up but if you want to be free you gotta do some research of your own
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77 year old congressman Raul Grijalva, diagnosed with cancer last year, hasn't cast a single vote since the first day of the congress.
February 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
77 year old congressman Raul Grijalva, diagnosed with cancer last year, hasn't cast a single vote since the first day of the congress.
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Chappell Roan is Taylor Swift for fatherless girls who live in Middle America and found drag makeup tutorials on YouTube.
February 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Chappell Roan is Taylor Swift for fatherless girls who live in Middle America and found drag makeup tutorials on YouTube.
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"We should stop calling them [basic normal ass word that's what they are] and start calling them [stupid thing that's way clunkier to say]"
February 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
"We should stop calling them [basic normal ass word that's what they are] and start calling them [stupid thing that's way clunkier to say]"
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gen Xers are honestly the funniest people on earth
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
gen Xers are honestly the funniest people on earth
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the rise of the fascist nerds was anticipated by Ellen Ullman's 1995 essay "Out of Time: Reflections on the Programming Life."
February 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the rise of the fascist nerds was anticipated by Ellen Ullman's 1995 essay "Out of Time: Reflections on the Programming Life."
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this was not on my 2025 bingo card!!! oh wait yeah it is, bottom left. Made Fool of by Home Depot Bucket (Hospital Required)
February 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
this was not on my 2025 bingo card!!! oh wait yeah it is, bottom left. Made Fool of by Home Depot Bucket (Hospital Required)
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All HP Lovecraft stories begin like “I will try and relay the events as best as I can manage, though what I encountered that September night may not be able to be expressed in human language, nor be comprehended by the human mind” and then the story boils down to ‘I saw a building that was large’.
February 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
All HP Lovecraft stories begin like “I will try and relay the events as best as I can manage, though what I encountered that September night may not be able to be expressed in human language, nor be comprehended by the human mind” and then the story boils down to ‘I saw a building that was large’.
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
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me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
February 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
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im just gonna say it: the quality of replies on this app are Subpar
February 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
im just gonna say it: the quality of replies on this app are Subpar
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i think half of "talent" is just a person happening to have fun doing whatever it is they're supposedly talented at, and not hating it. i was "talented" at art at age 3 but if i'd stopped drawing at age 3 because i found it tedious or unrewarding, i'd probably pretty much draw like a 3-year-old now
February 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i think half of "talent" is just a person happening to have fun doing whatever it is they're supposedly talented at, and not hating it. i was "talented" at art at age 3 but if i'd stopped drawing at age 3 because i found it tedious or unrewarding, i'd probably pretty much draw like a 3-year-old now
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go to college. stan bureaucrats. read papers. look at the moon. find the source of a river. drink tea while looking out the window. stretch. doodle. go for a walk. believe in yourself. take your life reasonably seriously.
February 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
go to college. stan bureaucrats. read papers. look at the moon. find the source of a river. drink tea while looking out the window. stretch. doodle. go for a walk. believe in yourself. take your life reasonably seriously.
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Did you guys see this? Did everyone in the world see this
February 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Did you guys see this? Did everyone in the world see this
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wish more of Film Twitter had moved over here, because the ratio of politics to nonsense fun things is way out of whack
February 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
wish more of Film Twitter had moved over here, because the ratio of politics to nonsense fun things is way out of whack
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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
February 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
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>decide to run a panel at a local Anime con about how to fry rice
>decide to do this in Sanji Onepiece cosplay
>ie I'll want to make a few sexual jokes
>ie the panel needs to be 18+
>ffw to con:
>100+ PEOPLE SHOW UP BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY THE FUCK A PANEL CALLED "HOW TO FRY RICE" IS 18+
>decide to do this in Sanji Onepiece cosplay
>ie I'll want to make a few sexual jokes
>ie the panel needs to be 18+
>ffw to con:
>100+ PEOPLE SHOW UP BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY THE FUCK A PANEL CALLED "HOW TO FRY RICE" IS 18+
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
>decide to run a panel at a local Anime con about how to fry rice
>decide to do this in Sanji Onepiece cosplay
>ie I'll want to make a few sexual jokes
>ie the panel needs to be 18+
>ffw to con:
>100+ PEOPLE SHOW UP BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY THE FUCK A PANEL CALLED "HOW TO FRY RICE" IS 18+
>decide to do this in Sanji Onepiece cosplay
>ie I'll want to make a few sexual jokes
>ie the panel needs to be 18+
>ffw to con:
>100+ PEOPLE SHOW UP BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY THE FUCK A PANEL CALLED "HOW TO FRY RICE" IS 18+