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Professional Disappointment
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It's a longshot people will get this joke
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's a longshot people will get this joke
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WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
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one thing I think we shouldn't lose sight of: these people are stupid, their ideas are bad, they are always wrong about everything. there is no mea culpa big enough to erase the fact that they have a child's understanding of the world and their vision for the future is not worth taking seriously
Since tariffs, I noticed a surprising trend: elite Trump supporters saying they might have made a mistake. So I asked them what they were thinking, both in November and today.
One big takeaway: they thought Elon was actually competent. That error proved catastrophic.
www.vox.com/on-the-right...
One big takeaway: they thought Elon was actually competent. That error proved catastrophic.
www.vox.com/on-the-right...
Some elite Trump supporters are having regrets. We asked them why.
After the tariffs, they’re worried they made a MAGA mistake.
www.vox.com
April 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
one thing I think we shouldn't lose sight of: these people are stupid, their ideas are bad, they are always wrong about everything. there is no mea culpa big enough to erase the fact that they have a child's understanding of the world and their vision for the future is not worth taking seriously
Why isn't flour called powdered wheat?
July 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Why isn't flour called powdered wheat?
Having an iron deficiency is basically like being possessed by a marionette.
April 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Having an iron deficiency is basically like being possessed by a marionette.
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If Martians land, and they want to meet our leader, let’s just pretend it’s Morgan Freeman. Agreed?
April 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If Martians land, and they want to meet our leader, let’s just pretend it’s Morgan Freeman. Agreed?
Looove it when people say they'll pay and never do...
March 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Looove it when people say they'll pay and never do...
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I need to be stimulated and sedated simultaneously
December 19, 2024 at 8:19 AM
I need to be stimulated and sedated simultaneously
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Frustrating how I try to act normal but I keep acting like me instead.
February 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Frustrating how I try to act normal but I keep acting like me instead.
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What is salad if not breadless sandwich
February 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What is salad if not breadless sandwich
Breaking Benjamin makes songs that sound like the type of music you'd hear in your head after getting hit in the ankle by a scooter.
February 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Breaking Benjamin makes songs that sound like the type of music you'd hear in your head after getting hit in the ankle by a scooter.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 2, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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teaching kids to beat the shit out of the Elf on a Shelf whenever they spot one because snitches get stitches
December 2, 2024 at 3:03 AM
teaching kids to beat the shit out of the Elf on a Shelf whenever they spot one because snitches get stitches
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kool-aid man dying halfway through a cartwheel
December 1, 2024 at 3:24 PM
kool-aid man dying halfway through a cartwheel
Just discovered my nephew, my own flesh and blood, eats his ice cream with a fork. Not sure whether to call his father or a priest.
December 2, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Just discovered my nephew, my own flesh and blood, eats his ice cream with a fork. Not sure whether to call his father or a priest.
ℂ𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕚𝕘 ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕜𝕒𝕚𝕛𝕦.
October 17, 2024 at 4:40 AM
ℂ𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕚𝕘 ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕜𝕒𝕚𝕛𝕦.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,496,387! 🤙🤙🤙
September 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,496,387! 🤙🤙🤙
Gonna say it...
SPRINKLES ARE ABSOLUTE
DOG WATER.
ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅᴇsɪᴄᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʜɪʟʟ.
SPRINKLES ARE ABSOLUTE
DOG WATER.
ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅᴇsɪᴄᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʜɪʟʟ.
September 8, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Gonna say it...
SPRINKLES ARE ABSOLUTE
DOG WATER.
ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅᴇsɪᴄᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʜɪʟʟ.
SPRINKLES ARE ABSOLUTE
DOG WATER.
ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅᴇsɪᴄᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʜɪʟʟ.
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It's okay to protect your limited energy and attention, friends. And to say no to things on vibes. And it's also okay to be wrong about doing it, sometimes, too. So many of us are trained from very young to give, and give, and give.
September 1, 2024 at 7:28 PM
It's okay to protect your limited energy and attention, friends. And to say no to things on vibes. And it's also okay to be wrong about doing it, sometimes, too. So many of us are trained from very young to give, and give, and give.