GodBunk
@bumblepop.bsky.social
God only talks to me because I have a pool.
If Bluesky dies, who’s going to ignore my posts?
August 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If Bluesky dies, who’s going to ignore my posts?
Who cares why? We should all just be happy Dean Cain quit acting.
August 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Who cares why? We should all just be happy Dean Cain quit acting.
I probably wouldn’t hate my bathroom mirror as much if it wasn’t such a stupid, stupid liar.
August 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I probably wouldn’t hate my bathroom mirror as much if it wasn’t such a stupid, stupid liar.
Not surprised the Catholics gave up on birth control after what happened to Mary.
July 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Not surprised the Catholics gave up on birth control after what happened to Mary.
My 4th alien probing was the one that got me thinking, ‘This is not about science anymore.’
July 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My 4th alien probing was the one that got me thinking, ‘This is not about science anymore.’
Sexy posts drive more engagement. That’s why I wrote this one pantless.
July 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sexy posts drive more engagement. That’s why I wrote this one pantless.
Brought way too many cats to this funeral.
July 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Brought way too many cats to this funeral.
Imagine how proud we’re making Jerry Springer right now.
July 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Imagine how proud we’re making Jerry Springer right now.
If God loves us so much, why the mosquitoes?
July 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If God loves us so much, why the mosquitoes?
Cancel my exorcism. I want to see where this goes.
July 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Cancel my exorcism. I want to see where this goes.
I can’t think of anything clever to skeet. So just pretend this is a super cute cat picture.
July 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I can’t think of anything clever to skeet. So just pretend this is a super cute cat picture.
7 days since the Bezos wedding. Still no ‘thank you’ card for the blender.
July 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
7 days since the Bezos wedding. Still no ‘thank you’ card for the blender.
Organized a protest march against plantar fasciitis. Surprisingly poor turnout.
July 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Organized a protest march against plantar fasciitis. Surprisingly poor turnout.
The Big Beautiful Bill is just the shot of Ivermectin America needs right now.
July 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Big Beautiful Bill is just the shot of Ivermectin America needs right now.
Just offered an ICE officer $30 to cut my lawn. My last guy did it for $15, but he didn’t show up for work today.
June 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just offered an ICE officer $30 to cut my lawn. My last guy did it for $15, but he didn’t show up for work today.
Ouija board just asked me for my banking information. Not sure why. But who am I to argue with the ghost of a Nigerian prince?
June 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ouija board just asked me for my banking information. Not sure why. But who am I to argue with the ghost of a Nigerian prince?
Wish God’s plan for me included more waffles.
June 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Wish God’s plan for me included more waffles.
Loving The New York Philharmonic’s newest diss track. Suck on that Boston Symphony Orchestra!
June 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Loving The New York Philharmonic’s newest diss track. Suck on that Boston Symphony Orchestra!
Usually I find parades boring. It’s nice to be terrified by one for a change.
June 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Usually I find parades boring. It’s nice to be terrified by one for a change.
I bet the rich don’t even taste that good.
June 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I bet the rich don’t even taste that good.
Every day is ‘Judgement Day’ when you can see into your neighbour’s apartment.
June 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Every day is ‘Judgement Day’ when you can see into your neighbour’s apartment.
If you were God, would you bless America right now?
June 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you were God, would you bless America right now?
If the marines are going to be in LA anyway, they should do something about Disneyland prices.
June 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If the marines are going to be in LA anyway, they should do something about Disneyland prices.
Wondering how welcome someone named Jesus, with a Middle Eastern passport, would be in America right now.
June 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Wondering how welcome someone named Jesus, with a Middle Eastern passport, would be in America right now.
My surprise party turned out to be an intervention. No cake.
June 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My surprise party turned out to be an intervention. No cake.