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Iris Watergaw
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Why aren’t there any disco songs about the morning? 🪩
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The conservative dream is bound to “The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet." In the marketing of his own family to middle-America, Ozzie Nelson invented the family sitcom and also established a fantasy ideal that would influence television, and therefore the viewers, for generations to come. 1/
The whole “war crimes” discourse happening right now is absolutely maddening because Congress never declared war. If we are not at war, there is no war crime. The US military is just straight up murdering people, and we need to say that.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Wanna avoid responsibilities while appearing responsible?

Wanna escape your mess of a life while looking like you have it all together?

Wanna stave off people without coming across as rude?

Try reading a book in public! 📖

#WritingCommunity #BookSky
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Pro tip you can make really awesome pizza by pouring sourdough starter into a hot cast iron skillet, sprinkling with salt, oregano, and garlic, baking until crispy, then topping it and popping it back in for 8 mins. It’s fuckin delicious but it makes small pizzas which is sad when you want more. 😢🍕
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Proud to be a member!
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Wallace Shawn. It’s inconceivable that you could ever get bored.
A lot of people are naming huge movie stars but I think for the purpose of the prompt you want one of those "i will be in literally anything" workaholic character actors who have a really wide and varied filmography as a result. JK Simmons type guys
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'

#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Third time’s the charm?
The president of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged. I call for the president to be impeached.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Our scams reflect our world so we used to get letters saying an uncle we never met struck oil or a prince needs to wire us $10mil but now it's 'Pay This Dubious Bill Lose Your Home' or 'You Ran A Light Pay Now Or Your Credit Is Ruined' cuz we no longer have hope for scammers to leverage only despair
May 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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somehow Trump appears in Epstein's emails more than Epstein himself
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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HOLY SH*T this ad doesn’t pull any punches!

And we're here for it. Because if you are protecting pedophiles, you’ve got it coming.

Share. This. Everywhere. And follow the ad's creator, @_joejacobson_!

#ReleaseTheFiles
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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you heard em 🫡
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein, the notorious child sex trafficker, says that Donald Trump is the worst person he has ever met

It's probably not fully possible for you to understand the full meaning of that sentence
Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):

“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Sen King on CNN saying essentially we didn’t know we’d win

Well, what if Samwise Gamgee had said “you know what Mr Frodo? This sucks and it’s really hard. How about we quit?”

You never know if you’re going to win
But you’ll never know if you would have won if you quit
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Only Schumer could post “we will keep fighting” immediately after he stops fighting.
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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In case anyone else is interested. Trump beat & raped this little 13 yo girl, vaginally and anally, written as fact right here in a court document. Then he proceeded to threaten to kill her and her family if she told anyone. From 2016. This, my friends, is the POTUS. www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Women forced to cover themselves… like this?
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM