Sophie
@monosophy.bsky.social
I like bugs and my complex relationship with gender. I also know what a computer is.
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jon’s sandwich shop
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
jon’s sandwich shop
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i need an entire genre of games with 100s of entries in the genre of Obra Dinn
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i need an entire genre of games with 100s of entries in the genre of Obra Dinn
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This is the only 500+ hours thumbs down Steam review I will allow
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is the only 500+ hours thumbs down Steam review I will allow
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Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
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i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie
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I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
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to heal this broken nation, we MUST devise a breakfast cereal that HELPS you jerk off
in america during the second great awakening the women joined apacolyptic cults awaiting the destruction of earth and the men started inventing breakfast cereals that would stop them from jerking off so much and you can see how from there we got here
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
to heal this broken nation, we MUST devise a breakfast cereal that HELPS you jerk off
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In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
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its not "business speak" is the posessed of the capital egregore speaking in tongues as they channel the deity
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
its not "business speak" is the posessed of the capital egregore speaking in tongues as they channel the deity
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
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The Streets are saying that the new Valve hardware being announced today will be called the "Valve Frog🐸". What a horrible name for a product. I hope they go out of business soon.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The Streets are saying that the new Valve hardware being announced today will be called the "Valve Frog🐸". What a horrible name for a product. I hope they go out of business soon.
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I really don't know why we're just letting the capital egregore run society. My brothers and sisters I have to tell you - it is really pretty bad at it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I really don't know why we're just letting the capital egregore run society. My brothers and sisters I have to tell you - it is really pretty bad at it.
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did you hear they want to build a data center in silent hill? they’re going to use the water from toluca lake. it’s gonna help people generate glossy, high res images of your dead wife.
silent hillification is just something that happens to small towns after so many years of deferred maintenance.
you stop paying for road repairs and then suddenly *boom* scary dogs leaping out of you from the fog.
you stop paying for road repairs and then suddenly *boom* scary dogs leaping out of you from the fog.
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
did you hear they want to build a data center in silent hill? they’re going to use the water from toluca lake. it’s gonna help people generate glossy, high res images of your dead wife.
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i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
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can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world
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i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet
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i don't think that shohei ohtani is a good baseball player
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i don't think that shohei ohtani is a good baseball player
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FATTY MEATS I DO REQUIRE
LEST I BLEED OUT AND EXPIRE
STRONG ASS WINE I WANT AND NEED
TO TELL MY KIN MY WILL AND DEED
PERSIAN SPEARS STRIKE HARD AND TRUE
SO ONLY MEATS AND WINE WILL DO
ROAST ON COALS AND FAT AS HELL
BEV'RAGE AT FULL STRENGTH AS WELL
LEST I BLEED OUT AND EXPIRE
STRONG ASS WINE I WANT AND NEED
TO TELL MY KIN MY WILL AND DEED
PERSIAN SPEARS STRIKE HARD AND TRUE
SO ONLY MEATS AND WINE WILL DO
ROAST ON COALS AND FAT AS HELL
BEV'RAGE AT FULL STRENGTH AS WELL
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
FATTY MEATS I DO REQUIRE
LEST I BLEED OUT AND EXPIRE
STRONG ASS WINE I WANT AND NEED
TO TELL MY KIN MY WILL AND DEED
PERSIAN SPEARS STRIKE HARD AND TRUE
SO ONLY MEATS AND WINE WILL DO
ROAST ON COALS AND FAT AS HELL
BEV'RAGE AT FULL STRENGTH AS WELL
LEST I BLEED OUT AND EXPIRE
STRONG ASS WINE I WANT AND NEED
TO TELL MY KIN MY WILL AND DEED
PERSIAN SPEARS STRIKE HARD AND TRUE
SO ONLY MEATS AND WINE WILL DO
ROAST ON COALS AND FAT AS HELL
BEV'RAGE AT FULL STRENGTH AS WELL
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In the Super Mario Galaxy games, the staff credits text is always loaded into RAM despite not being needed until the ending. While horribly inefficient, this is inadvertently heartwarming as the games appear to honor their creators by keeping them in memory at all times.
October 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
In the Super Mario Galaxy games, the staff credits text is always loaded into RAM despite not being needed until the ending. While horribly inefficient, this is inadvertently heartwarming as the games appear to honor their creators by keeping them in memory at all times.
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lol if you think you can terraform mars if you cant even terraform earth
one of the best ways to get riled up about environmentalism is to read about terraforming. the logistics, the challenges, the constraints. shit is HARD. nope me outta that. and here we already got a humdinger of a starting situation and we're just... giving up??? for billionaires?? the f...?
October 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
lol if you think you can terraform mars if you cant even terraform earth
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Caves of Qud after its first 7 years of development.
October 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Caves of Qud after its first 7 years of development.
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Find Toad, or What's Left of Him
October 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Find Toad, or What's Left of Him
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