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Kohler Doing Damage Control After CEO Admits He Never Uses Toilets
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May 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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without getting into any of the specifics, I just think that anytime someone argues about how irreplaceable one specific politician is in a nation of hundreds of millions of people, it is an extremely sad confession about the state of the nation
I cannot imagine defending Al Franken in the year of our lord 2025.
May 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Dear mainstream media,

If you’re out there saying: ‘I’m not gonna report on the latest batshit insanity utterly unpresidential unhinged lunacy the current occupant of the White House posted/said/spewed/muttered or mumbled because “Trump is just being Trump”…
May 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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…then it’s time for you to find a new line of work.

Because NOT reporting on the crazy shit he does is how we fucking got here.

FFS. I have plastic houseplants that know this shit.

Do. Your. Fucking. Jobs.
May 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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i don't expect anything from new pope, but i do want him to make JD feel bad about himself.
May 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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The only American pope we recognize in this house is Olivia.
May 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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MAGA is so upset about the new Pope, you’d think they’d just watched someone give food to a starving child.
May 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Have any of the MAGA chuds blamed the woke pope on George Soros?
May 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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this is my favorite
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Chicago Pope will be airing between Chicago Fire and Chicago P.D.
May 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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She is on a top rated Fox News show which makes her far more qualified than low level weekend host Pete Hegseth.

Checkmate, libs.
May 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Here is the co-founder of Substack blaming its users for seeing Nazis on the platform and then trying to deflect from the fact that Substack revenue shares with Nazis by saying he encounters more extremism here on Bluesky (which doesn't revenue share with Nazis).

This is I ndefensible.
March 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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You could write this in a movie but people would say it was too dark and unrealistic
Anti-abortion advocates are running ads to find & encourage men to betray and sue their partners. This makes me sick. wapo.st/40nfmD2
January 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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if you don't want to give the post any clicks: archive.is/3tGF5
January 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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i would like an administration to take on fast fashion. it's ruining the planet and our physical health.

but, you know

baddie is life
January 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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i miss when desus would call an emergency black people meeting.
January 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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and she won’t because she did it to herself.

like…i saw the vision girl, you just got caught up.
January 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I'm shutting down my social media for the weekend so I'll leave you with this: Black LGBTQ+ ownvoices stories are needed now more than ever. Keep writing, and keep supporting Black LGBTQ+ writers.
January 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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calling little girls “fast” is so harmful for so many reasons and I really want people especially older women to stop saying it
January 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM