SNIPPY
@misstriage.bsky.social
Walking in sunshine, or at least trying to, on the daily.
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Today I looked down and I had on my cardigan and my blue keds and I realized I’m in my Mr. Rogers Era.
December 8, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Today I looked down and I had on my cardigan and my blue keds and I realized I’m in my Mr. Rogers Era.
Gin and Tonic- For when you want to drink a Christmas tree.
December 8, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Gin and Tonic- For when you want to drink a Christmas tree.
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Who doesn't feel melancholy when Charlie Brown's "Christmas Time Is Here" plays?
December 8, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Who doesn't feel melancholy when Charlie Brown's "Christmas Time Is Here" plays?
Babies are easier to keep alive than house plants.
November 21, 2023 at 3:26 AM
Babies are easier to keep alive than house plants.
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Dental Hygienist: Oh wow! There’s a lot of blood here. You should really floss more.
Werewolf: Oh. Yeah. Haha. That must be it. I never floss.
Werewolf: Oh. Yeah. Haha. That must be it. I never floss.
October 31, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Dental Hygienist: Oh wow! There’s a lot of blood here. You should really floss more.
Werewolf: Oh. Yeah. Haha. That must be it. I never floss.
Werewolf: Oh. Yeah. Haha. That must be it. I never floss.
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I hear Church and State are getting back together
October 31, 2023 at 12:30 PM
I hear Church and State are getting back together
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When I say "nobody wants to work anymore," I am referring exclusively to McDonald's ice cream machines.
October 31, 2023 at 12:05 PM
When I say "nobody wants to work anymore," I am referring exclusively to McDonald's ice cream machines.
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At a red light on a busy street bordering UF campus, I watched a young man of ~20 cross the street in loungewear: a bright pink maybe-terrycloth bunny suit— absolutely stunning PJ & tv binge-watching potential. He wore a bunny head, too, of course, needed face parts exposed.
God, I miss college.
God, I miss college.
October 31, 2023 at 9:46 PM
At a red light on a busy street bordering UF campus, I watched a young man of ~20 cross the street in loungewear: a bright pink maybe-terrycloth bunny suit— absolutely stunning PJ & tv binge-watching potential. He wore a bunny head, too, of course, needed face parts exposed.
God, I miss college.
God, I miss college.
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I only wish I could share my playlist with y'all. It's fucking amazing!
October 31, 2023 at 9:47 PM
I only wish I could share my playlist with y'all. It's fucking amazing!
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BlueSky is another hangout for Expats and refugees from Twixxer.
October 12, 2023 at 4:50 PM
BlueSky is another hangout for Expats and refugees from Twixxer.
I hate when my laptop touch pad scroll function takes off down the page. I start hammering keys like a conductor on a runaway train.
October 12, 2023 at 4:42 PM
I hate when my laptop touch pad scroll function takes off down the page. I start hammering keys like a conductor on a runaway train.
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Brian Cox tells us we are all parts of long dead stars and this is the best we do with it.
October 7, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Brian Cox tells us we are all parts of long dead stars and this is the best we do with it.
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If you confidently state something you mostly think is right, you just have to add Pretty sure at the end and then legally you’re off the hook.
October 8, 2023 at 2:14 PM
If you confidently state something you mostly think is right, you just have to add Pretty sure at the end and then legally you’re off the hook.
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“Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I've
Built my life around you”
from Landslide— a Fleetwood Mac classic, but it’s only the Smashing Pumpkins cover that destroys every time don’t @ me
Built my life around you”
from Landslide— a Fleetwood Mac classic, but it’s only the Smashing Pumpkins cover that destroys every time don’t @ me
What’s a song lyric that destroys you every time?
October 2, 2023 at 6:36 AM
“Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I've
Built my life around you”
from Landslide— a Fleetwood Mac classic, but it’s only the Smashing Pumpkins cover that destroys every time don’t @ me
Built my life around you”
from Landslide— a Fleetwood Mac classic, but it’s only the Smashing Pumpkins cover that destroys every time don’t @ me
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Go heavy on the I love you’s … life is too short to let them go unsaid
October 1, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Go heavy on the I love you’s … life is too short to let them go unsaid
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This isn't really art but I own an embossed button paper punch. I glued a bunch of buttons made from scrap paper onto a card front. Spritzed a little gold ink on them and matted them on the card. I used a tiny button accent on the greeting to finish it off. A good way to use up scraps.
September 30, 2023 at 5:30 PM
This isn't really art but I own an embossed button paper punch. I glued a bunch of buttons made from scrap paper onto a card front. Spritzed a little gold ink on them and matted them on the card. I used a tiny button accent on the greeting to finish it off. A good way to use up scraps.
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If your grocery store doesn't have a dance floor, make you one on aisle 3.
September 14, 2023 at 5:45 PM
If your grocery store doesn't have a dance floor, make you one on aisle 3.
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Had to stop at Walmart for golf balls. Of course they're all the way in the back. And it occurred to me as I went to get them that I had to walk further than I can hit the damn things.
September 22, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Had to stop at Walmart for golf balls. Of course they're all the way in the back. And it occurred to me as I went to get them that I had to walk further than I can hit the damn things.
I'm not allowed to cook until the release of the Fisher-Price "My First Microwave."
September 16, 2023 at 10:03 PM
I'm not allowed to cook until the release of the Fisher-Price "My First Microwave."
Saving F Around and Find Out images for a special day.
September 10, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Saving F Around and Find Out images for a special day.
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Some of the very best things in life are handwritten on your mom's recipe cards. Don't lose them.
September 7, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Some of the very best things in life are handwritten on your mom's recipe cards. Don't lose them.
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* Me trying on a pickle costume
* Zipper gets stuck
* Calls friend
I'm in a pickle. Can you help me out of it?
* Zipper gets stuck
* Calls friend
I'm in a pickle. Can you help me out of it?
September 7, 2023 at 11:39 AM
* Me trying on a pickle costume
* Zipper gets stuck
* Calls friend
I'm in a pickle. Can you help me out of it?
* Zipper gets stuck
* Calls friend
I'm in a pickle. Can you help me out of it?