Evolving Arm
@leftarm.bsky.social
Not a Mongoose. But sometimes I wish I were.
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Eat so much white cheddar powder you shit ghosts.
October 23, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Eat so much white cheddar powder you shit ghosts.
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If I went to a cabin and there was a single book, I would lock it in a trunk until I was ready to leave. I would not open it, I would not read a single word. Even if it was a normal book and not one bound in human skin. Not taking chances anymore, not after last time
October 23, 2023 at 6:28 PM
If I went to a cabin and there was a single book, I would lock it in a trunk until I was ready to leave. I would not open it, I would not read a single word. Even if it was a normal book and not one bound in human skin. Not taking chances anymore, not after last time
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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
October 22, 2023 at 7:42 PM
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
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i've been experiencing this new thing where i feel actual joy for other people's good fortune despite my own setbacks... it's beautiful and i wish more people were experiencing this
October 23, 2023 at 6:45 PM
i've been experiencing this new thing where i feel actual joy for other people's good fortune despite my own setbacks... it's beautiful and i wish more people were experiencing this
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This is why I have a box labeled 'Somewhere Safe.'
October 23, 2023 at 6:52 PM
This is why I have a box labeled 'Somewhere Safe.'
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Back in the 90's, I had a piece of shit car that honked every time I turned to the left. I had never seen so many confused middle fingers as I yelled, "SORRY," out of the window.
October 23, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Back in the 90's, I had a piece of shit car that honked every time I turned to the left. I had never seen so many confused middle fingers as I yelled, "SORRY," out of the window.
I remember stacking up my sweat stained ballcaps and carefully putting them in a "it's brilliant. There's no way I'll forget. It's perfect" spot. I can picture myself putting them there. I just can't remember where there is.
October 23, 2023 at 5:07 PM
I remember stacking up my sweat stained ballcaps and carefully putting them in a "it's brilliant. There's no way I'll forget. It's perfect" spot. I can picture myself putting them there. I just can't remember where there is.
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She says I have dreamy eyes, but I am simply a very sleepy boy. Like Jughead Jones.
October 23, 2023 at 3:40 PM
She says I have dreamy eyes, but I am simply a very sleepy boy. Like Jughead Jones.
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mental health goals vs reality
October 23, 2023 at 3:36 PM
mental health goals vs reality
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Nothing fills me with dread as much as a surprise mandolin solo
October 23, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Nothing fills me with dread as much as a surprise mandolin solo
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Be careful what you wish for when you wish for Bob to catch fire and fall off a tall building and your name happens to be Bob.
October 23, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Be careful what you wish for when you wish for Bob to catch fire and fall off a tall building and your name happens to be Bob.
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I am not messy, what you see here is a series of meticulously planned obstacles for my friends and family to overcome for their own betterment
October 23, 2023 at 2:12 PM
I am not messy, what you see here is a series of meticulously planned obstacles for my friends and family to overcome for their own betterment
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You're not the black hole I'm looking for.
October 17, 2023 at 9:57 PM
You're not the black hole I'm looking for.
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I’m going to go as a slutty speaker of the house
October 21, 2023 at 2:38 AM
I’m going to go as a slutty speaker of the house
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Don't let death kill your dreams. Lenin died at 53, but his corpse will celebrate a centenary of stardom in January.
October 23, 2023 at 11:22 AM
Don't let death kill your dreams. Lenin died at 53, but his corpse will celebrate a centenary of stardom in January.
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Stretch, thwack, spin, ting, ting
Bounce, flash, ring, ring, thud, bounce, roll
Swish, swish. Sad roll. Plop.
- Pinball haiku
Bounce, flash, ring, ring, thud, bounce, roll
Swish, swish. Sad roll. Plop.
- Pinball haiku
October 23, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Stretch, thwack, spin, ting, ting
Bounce, flash, ring, ring, thud, bounce, roll
Swish, swish. Sad roll. Plop.
- Pinball haiku
Bounce, flash, ring, ring, thud, bounce, roll
Swish, swish. Sad roll. Plop.
- Pinball haiku
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When a guy texts WYD after midnight:
May 28, 2023 at 4:44 AM
When a guy texts WYD after midnight:
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Saying AI is gaslighting us is like saying the sun is hot. It doesn't come in any other flavours.
October 23, 2023 at 8:12 AM
Saying AI is gaslighting us is like saying the sun is hot. It doesn't come in any other flavours.
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Jesus loves you, but only because his dad said he has to.
September 17, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Jesus loves you, but only because his dad said he has to.
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October 23, 2023 at 12:04 PM
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