Mid' Whoop
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it's fucked that we're expected to take seriously all these guys who'd get kicked out of a clown car for being too goofy. who cares what an adult man who says Based thinks, he's stupid. he thinks George Soros stole the green M&M's sexy boots, and he thinks it a LOT. let's hear his immigration ideas
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
it's fucked that we're expected to take seriously all these guys who'd get kicked out of a clown car for being too goofy. who cares what an adult man who says Based thinks, he's stupid. he thinks George Soros stole the green M&M's sexy boots, and he thinks it a LOT. let's hear his immigration ideas
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TH...THIS IS MY MUG!
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
December 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
TH...THIS IS MY MUG!
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
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Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank https://theonion.com/man-sneaks-bag-of-outside-stimuli-into-sensory-deprivation-tank/
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank https://theonion.com/man-sneaks-bag-of-outside-stimuli-into-sensory-deprivation-tank/
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Oh I thought you were talking about sexy soulful crooner Barry White this whole time
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Oh I thought you were talking about sexy soulful crooner Barry White this whole time
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i’m really stupid but at least i’m loved
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i’m really stupid but at least i’m loved
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who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
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Remembering when this defamatory hate group called me an antisemite, using a photo of me getting arrested for protesting Nazi terrorists after the Tree of Life massacre.
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Remembering when this defamatory hate group called me an antisemite, using a photo of me getting arrested for protesting Nazi terrorists after the Tree of Life massacre.
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LAST MONTH, after *years* of lies, defamation, hate-mongering, slurs, and fascist activism.
(check the embedded tweet if you're on that site for a long thread of receipts; link is pasted in the alt-text)
(check the embedded tweet if you're on that site for a long thread of receipts; link is pasted in the alt-text)
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
LAST MONTH, after *years* of lies, defamation, hate-mongering, slurs, and fascist activism.
(check the embedded tweet if you're on that site for a long thread of receipts; link is pasted in the alt-text)
(check the embedded tweet if you're on that site for a long thread of receipts; link is pasted in the alt-text)
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cant even jack off man im too upset what with the war
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
cant even jack off man im too upset what with the war
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It’s sort of interesting that giving Sonic the Hedgehog a gun was a big deal but Nintendo has given Kirby a gun a few different times and no one really reacts because it’s like “yeah he’d have one”
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s sort of interesting that giving Sonic the Hedgehog a gun was a big deal but Nintendo has given Kirby a gun a few different times and no one really reacts because it’s like “yeah he’d have one”
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300-year-old Elf Drake sliding into the DMs of a 28-year-old human princess:
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
300-year-old Elf Drake sliding into the DMs of a 28-year-old human princess:
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Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
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Doves from Shadow of Colossus (PS2)
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Doves from Shadow of Colossus (PS2)
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Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Same thing goes for standup comics
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[Eyeing the Minecraft hoodie another 40 year old dad at this parent teacher meeting is wearing] hey man, you read penny arcade?
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
[Eyeing the Minecraft hoodie another 40 year old dad at this parent teacher meeting is wearing] hey man, you read penny arcade?
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I’m gonna lose my job at the dick sucking factory ☹️
slipped on some ice and smashed both my knees on the way into work, but it’s ok because it doesn’t hurt at all now, haha
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I’m gonna lose my job at the dick sucking factory ☹️
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YODA: people hurt, hurt people.
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
YODA: people hurt, hurt people.
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every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about
September 2, 2023 at 2:12 AM
every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about
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my outdoor friend crosses his paws so dainty
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
my outdoor friend crosses his paws so dainty