Thomas Brooke
@militarybrook.bsky.social
US marines and 🐕 father.
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Instead of paying Elon $46B Tesla could just send everyone in the world $5.75. We could get a happy meal, or a decent coffee, or an icecream sandwich & we'd all be better off. Even Tesla.
June 7, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Instead of paying Elon $46B Tesla could just send everyone in the world $5.75. We could get a happy meal, or a decent coffee, or an icecream sandwich & we'd all be better off. Even Tesla.
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Texting with my friend who is in Boston, Massachusetts
June 7, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Texting with my friend who is in Boston, Massachusetts
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that's why they call it the land of opportunity, dumbass
June 5, 2024 at 3:21 PM
that's why they call it the land of opportunity, dumbass
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Mosquitos are the worst insects and they don’t deserve a fancy Spanish name like that
June 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Mosquitos are the worst insects and they don’t deserve a fancy Spanish name like that
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the best thing about getting older is not having to worry about cringe anymore
I am thirty-nine years old, what are you going to do, tell me I’m not cool?
I already knew that, thank you
I am thirty-nine years old, what are you going to do, tell me I’m not cool?
I already knew that, thank you
June 5, 2024 at 5:08 AM
the best thing about getting older is not having to worry about cringe anymore
I am thirty-nine years old, what are you going to do, tell me I’m not cool?
I already knew that, thank you
I am thirty-nine years old, what are you going to do, tell me I’m not cool?
I already knew that, thank you
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a girl i used to work with posted this picture of her dog on fb and im about to start crying
June 5, 2024 at 4:23 AM
a girl i used to work with posted this picture of her dog on fb and im about to start crying
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After the tenth doctor was portrayed by David Tennant, they should have found someone named David Elevennant to play the next one
June 4, 2024 at 12:49 PM
After the tenth doctor was portrayed by David Tennant, they should have found someone named David Elevennant to play the next one
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need to get invested into the Alien franchise
June 4, 2024 at 8:27 PM
need to get invested into the Alien franchise
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This rose 🥀 bush cackles at the thought that a life should be lived with subtlety.
June 4, 2024 at 6:23 PM
This rose 🥀 bush cackles at the thought that a life should be lived with subtlety.
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When I retire I want to become the guy that keeps the torches lit in haunted mines and tombs and stuff
June 4, 2024 at 5:57 AM
When I retire I want to become the guy that keeps the torches lit in haunted mines and tombs and stuff
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in the future you’ll have to watch an ad before going into life saving surgery at the hospital
June 3, 2024 at 6:06 AM
in the future you’ll have to watch an ad before going into life saving surgery at the hospital
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This shirtless kid has been going all game long, powered by nothing more than cotton candy sugar and Texas Hatin’
June 2, 2024 at 3:54 AM
This shirtless kid has been going all game long, powered by nothing more than cotton candy sugar and Texas Hatin’
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I was just thinking if Kid Rock ever wanted to do a kids album he could do a counting song about all the right reasons to start an escort service.
June 1, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I was just thinking if Kid Rock ever wanted to do a kids album he could do a counting song about all the right reasons to start an escort service.
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I really do believe that most people are basically good, mean well, and want to have a positive impact on the world
June 1, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I really do believe that most people are basically good, mean well, and want to have a positive impact on the world
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watching that 4 hour video about the star wars disney resort and all i can keep thinking throughout it is "holy SHIT way too many people have too much money to blow on incredibly stupid shit and here i sit struggling to pay rent and bills"
it's $3000/night and i kinda hate everything about it
it's $3000/night and i kinda hate everything about it
May 31, 2024 at 8:15 PM
watching that 4 hour video about the star wars disney resort and all i can keep thinking throughout it is "holy SHIT way too many people have too much money to blow on incredibly stupid shit and here i sit struggling to pay rent and bills"
it's $3000/night and i kinda hate everything about it
it's $3000/night and i kinda hate everything about it
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"you always watch the 'previously on' segment at the beginnings of episodes? are you too stupid to remember what happened?"
uh, they tend to focus on the key aspects that will be relevant in the new episode, thank you very much. and yes, I am also very stupid, but that's unrelated
uh, they tend to focus on the key aspects that will be relevant in the new episode, thank you very much. and yes, I am also very stupid, but that's unrelated
May 29, 2024 at 9:20 PM
"you always watch the 'previously on' segment at the beginnings of episodes? are you too stupid to remember what happened?"
uh, they tend to focus on the key aspects that will be relevant in the new episode, thank you very much. and yes, I am also very stupid, but that's unrelated
uh, they tend to focus on the key aspects that will be relevant in the new episode, thank you very much. and yes, I am also very stupid, but that's unrelated
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just rode the 5 train beside someone wearing a 5 train shirt and a 5 train hat. Just a superfan attending a performance of his favorite artist. Hell ya
May 30, 2024 at 12:39 AM
just rode the 5 train beside someone wearing a 5 train shirt and a 5 train hat. Just a superfan attending a performance of his favorite artist. Hell ya
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There are tall birds, and there are looooong birds 🪶
May 29, 2024 at 10:56 AM
There are tall birds, and there are looooong birds 🪶
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We really are heading for an NBA finals where the choice is between rooting for Kyrie and rooting for the Celtics, huh?
Awful. Just awful.
Awful. Just awful.
May 27, 2024 at 11:13 PM
We really are heading for an NBA finals where the choice is between rooting for Kyrie and rooting for the Celtics, huh?
Awful. Just awful.
Awful. Just awful.
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My watch keeps asking whether to trust my laptop and I’m getting concerned it knows something I dont
May 29, 2024 at 2:48 AM
My watch keeps asking whether to trust my laptop and I’m getting concerned it knows something I dont
Some bitch-ass dude hit my DM, talking bout you know blah,blah,blah.........,so am like,what the fuck? blah,blah,blah..........., turns out dude was a bitch-ass fucked up loser,my day's been crazy so far,I'll keep y'all updated,peace✌️.
May 27, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Some bitch-ass dude hit my DM, talking bout you know blah,blah,blah.........,so am like,what the fuck? blah,blah,blah..........., turns out dude was a bitch-ass fucked up loser,my day's been crazy so far,I'll keep y'all updated,peace✌️.
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi dares to ask the question: what if star wars movies were good
May 25, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Star Wars: The Last Jedi dares to ask the question: what if star wars movies were good