Mike S
mikew93.bsky.social
Mike S
@mikew93.bsky.social
Trying to be normal without any point of reference
Reposted by Mike S
where was shaggy always finding those big ass sandwiches
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Reposted by Mike S
Lily Allen has taken us from Hot Girl Summer to Divorced Mum Winter and I am here for it.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Reposted by Mike S
$120 pop up experience where you get to smoke weed with the tupac hologram
September 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Reposted by Mike S
Education is the enemy of fascism.
September 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Who tf worked this out
1997 - Noni Madueke is the first player with all five vowels of the English language in his name to score for England since Paul Gascoigne against Moldova in September 1997. Scrabble.
September 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Mike S
June 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Clear as day police brutality, but you know fuck all will happen to these cops
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
June 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Reposted by Mike S
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Mike S
the comedians who go on gb news like to say that “all comedy has a target”, but my daughter drew this horse on a whiteboard and wrote “hompse” next to it, so she wins the debate
April 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Reposted by Mike S
Just went to the GP about something definitely not life threatening but I was just a little worried about and wanted an expert opinion and I was so PATHETIC and APOLOGETIC like “sorry mr doctor I’m a stupid idiot head but pls just a little of your time and expertise”, lost all credibility up front
April 4, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Reposted by Mike S
welcome to the fisher-price fuck house
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
March 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by Mike S
Good morning friends! The Spring equinox has arrived 🌸
Let's share some beauty today ~ it spreads like a wildflowers!

#Photography #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #EastCoastKin #BloomScrolling #Spring #Flowers #Trees #Nature 🌿
March 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Reposted by Mike S
I relate to LotR: Return of the King because I too would crawl through hot lava for Aragorn
March 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reposted by Mike S
Still true.
March 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Reposted by Mike S
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by Mike S
Sometimes a Nazi salute is just a Nazi salute. Given that a longtime Nazi did it, no need to overthink that. For fuck’s sake.
January 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Reposted by Mike S
inventing a stone capable of killing three birds
January 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Reposted by Mike S
Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
December 31, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Reposted by Mike S
Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.
December 17, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Reposted by Mike S
I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.
December 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Reposted by Mike S
December 12, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Reposted by Mike S
Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Reposted by Mike S
Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM