Mike Rampton
@mikerampton.bsky.social
Author, journalist, hero, dad, sleepy etc. He/him. Cambridge, UK. Please buy my books There's No Such Thing As A Silly Question and Become A Genius In A Year, both out now and great. Go on.
mikerampton.com / interestingskull.beehiiv.com
mikerampton.com / interestingskull.beehiiv.com
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things have really turned around for me ever since i became isolated and weird
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
things have really turned around for me ever since i became isolated and weird
Christmas is coming. A great van taught me that. If you have children to buy presents for, please consider these books I wrote. Both are fun, funny, fact-filled and great for both reluctant and enthusiastic readers. Become A Genius In A Year and There's No Such Thing As A Silly Question: buy them!
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Christmas is coming. A great van taught me that. If you have children to buy presents for, please consider these books I wrote. Both are fun, funny, fact-filled and great for both reluctant and enthusiastic readers. Become A Genius In A Year and There's No Such Thing As A Silly Question: buy them!
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🥳 As of today HERO SLAM, my first ever card game, is now available everywhere! Indie stores, book stores, Amazon, wherever you normally buy your games!
⚔️ Or, if you fancy buying the Hero Slam game or jigsaw direct from the publisher, head to www.laurenceking.com, enter code SMART20, and get 20% off!
⚔️ Or, if you fancy buying the Hero Slam game or jigsaw direct from the publisher, head to www.laurenceking.com, enter code SMART20, and get 20% off!
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
🥳 As of today HERO SLAM, my first ever card game, is now available everywhere! Indie stores, book stores, Amazon, wherever you normally buy your games!
⚔️ Or, if you fancy buying the Hero Slam game or jigsaw direct from the publisher, head to www.laurenceking.com, enter code SMART20, and get 20% off!
⚔️ Or, if you fancy buying the Hero Slam game or jigsaw direct from the publisher, head to www.laurenceking.com, enter code SMART20, and get 20% off!
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
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Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
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November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
My book didn't win the big fancy American award it was shortlisted for. Luckily, I am still the total absolute best. www.barnesandnoble.com/b/books/awar...
Book of the Year 2025
Discover the Barnes & Noble Book of the Year for 2025! Our booksellers have voted on their favorites and narrowed it down to the top books of the year chosen for you.
www.barnesandnoble.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My book didn't win the big fancy American award it was shortlisted for. Luckily, I am still the total absolute best. www.barnesandnoble.com/b/books/awar...
"I think that the task of philosophy is not to provide answers, but to show how the way we perceive a problem can be itself part of a problem. I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need." — Slavoj Garden
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"I think that the task of philosophy is not to provide answers, but to show how the way we perceive a problem can be itself part of a problem. I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need." — Slavoj Garden
Will Ferrell and the filmmakers behind Uncut Gems have put a lot of rules and regulations in place preventing me from leading a normal life. It's Elf and Safdie gone mad.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Will Ferrell and the filmmakers behind Uncut Gems have put a lot of rules and regulations in place preventing me from leading a normal life. It's Elf and Safdie gone mad.
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let the poppies hit the floor
let the poppies hit the floor
let the poppies hit the floor
let the poppies hit the FLOOOOOOOOR
let the poppies hit the floor
let the poppies hit the floor
let the poppies hit the FLOOOOOOOOR
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
let the poppies hit the floor
let the poppies hit the floor
let the poppies hit the floor
let the poppies hit the FLOOOOOOOOR
let the poppies hit the floor
let the poppies hit the floor
let the poppies hit the FLOOOOOOOOR
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this must've been so annoying before computers
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
this must've been so annoying before computers
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
E.M. Forster describing vision-obstructing conjunctivitis: "Rheum within view."
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
E.M. Forster describing vision-obstructing conjunctivitis: "Rheum within view."
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do you know how horrid and evil you have to be to be in this much pain in public and everyone still hates you
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
do you know how horrid and evil you have to be to be in this much pain in public and everyone still hates you
Remember, remember, November the fifth,
And this is the rhyme you remember it wifth:
The day that you set all those fireworks off?
That's the day that comes after November the foff.
And this is the rhyme you remember it wifth:
The day that you set all those fireworks off?
That's the day that comes after November the foff.
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Remember, remember, November the fifth,
And this is the rhyme you remember it wifth:
The day that you set all those fireworks off?
That's the day that comes after November the foff.
And this is the rhyme you remember it wifth:
The day that you set all those fireworks off?
That's the day that comes after November the foff.
Yet ANOTHER year where Download Festival announce their lineup with no plans whatsoever for a whimsical children's non-fiction stage. I'm starting to think I'm never going to perform there.
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Yet ANOTHER year where Download Festival announce their lineup with no plans whatsoever for a whimsical children's non-fiction stage. I'm starting to think I'm never going to perform there.
HORN TOOT: Next Thursday the American book chain Barnes & Noble will name their Book Of The Year 2025. A book I wrote is one of the 14 finalists. It won't win — it feels like a book for grown-ups probably makes more sense as the winner — but until then, I am almost, potentially, nearly a big deal.
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
HORN TOOT: Next Thursday the American book chain Barnes & Noble will name their Book Of The Year 2025. A book I wrote is one of the 14 finalists. It won't win — it feels like a book for grown-ups probably makes more sense as the winner — but until then, I am almost, potentially, nearly a big deal.
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“If Godzilla did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him” - Voltairon
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“If Godzilla did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him” - Voltairon
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October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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"I just had a pleasant drink at the bar with my favourite film director, David."
"Cronenberg?"
"No, we both had Strongbow."
"David Lean?"
"He didn't need to, there were stools. So yeah, me and David Lynch had a pleasant time."
"Cronenberg?"
"No, we both had Strongbow."
"David Lean?"
"He didn't need to, there were stools. So yeah, me and David Lynch had a pleasant time."
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
"I just had a pleasant drink at the bar with my favourite film director, David."
"Cronenberg?"
"No, we both had Strongbow."
"David Lean?"
"He didn't need to, there were stools. So yeah, me and David Lynch had a pleasant time."
"Cronenberg?"
"No, we both had Strongbow."
"David Lean?"
"He didn't need to, there were stools. So yeah, me and David Lynch had a pleasant time."
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Nominations have been announced for the 2026 Carnegie Medals @carnegiemedals.bsky.social. This year 62 books are in contention for the Carnegie Medal for Writing and 65 for the Carnegie Medal for Illustration. Are your favourites here? #Carnegies2026 #KidLit
booksforkeeps.co.uk/nominations-...
booksforkeeps.co.uk/nominations-...
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Nominations have been announced for the 2026 Carnegie Medals @carnegiemedals.bsky.social. This year 62 books are in contention for the Carnegie Medal for Writing and 65 for the Carnegie Medal for Illustration. Are your favourites here? #Carnegies2026 #KidLit
booksforkeeps.co.uk/nominations-...
booksforkeeps.co.uk/nominations-...
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I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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Twenty spooky jokes I wrote, and four very underwhelming illustrations I illustrationed
interestingskull.beehiiv.com/p/spook-when...
interestingskull.beehiiv.com/p/spook-when...
Spook when you're spooken to
And laugh when you read all these great jokes, probably
interestingskull.beehiiv.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Twenty spooky jokes I wrote, and four very underwhelming illustrations I illustrationed
interestingskull.beehiiv.com/p/spook-when...
interestingskull.beehiiv.com/p/spook-when...
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Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
"I spent the months from October to February living in a village just outside Saffron Walden."
"Radwinter?"
"No, my season in Shortgrove was actually rather bogus, dude."
"Radwinter?"
"No, my season in Shortgrove was actually rather bogus, dude."
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"I spent the months from October to February living in a village just outside Saffron Walden."
"Radwinter?"
"No, my season in Shortgrove was actually rather bogus, dude."
"Radwinter?"
"No, my season in Shortgrove was actually rather bogus, dude."