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Mike.Escapee
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happytoast.co.uk
It's Black Friday!
People fighting for bargains
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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number10cat.bsky.social
Next time someone asks what's the matter with Musk's Twitter, show them this:
An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being cheered by an Irish passport holder (using an alias) to encourage civil unrest in the UK.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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ongs-hat.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
If you could please share this I’d really appreciate it. I have 170 of the bastards to shift. Sharing might just mean I sell another.

Thank you!
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about.
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
roon @tszzl 12/25/21 the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer Andrew Reed @andrew__reed i call this "reed's law"
February 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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sturdyalex.bsky.social
There is no reason why this should have made me laugh so hard a bit of gas escaped.
Nigel Farage Speaking to Laura Kuenssberg. The speech bubble read: Farage: I was about 14 and it was over the photo of Eva Braun Kuenssberg: Erm... I asked you about the West Bank
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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krassenstein.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
mikeescapee.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
rip 😔
2 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him. Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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ketanjoshi.co
just....enjoy this
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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snowy.bsky.social
This. A thousand times this.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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jonty.bsky.social
This was a worthwhile use of my morning 🔉
October 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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bebeneuwirth.bsky.social
Excellent
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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theonion.com
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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gailmyerscough.co.uk
Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Collage of designs: framed prints, phone case, cushion, mug, slip mat, and t-shirt all featuring vintage inspired graphics.
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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theonion.com
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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miblogestublog.bsky.social
Behold the "Getting Deported by Trump" Halloween costume wp.me/p30bS-5dw
October 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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englishmaninbx.bsky.social
Sounds like a fair description
October 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
mikeescapee.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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fakehistoryhunter.net
From the Depths - William Balfour Ker. Circa 1906.
www.loc.gov/resource/cph...
October 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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ianvisits.co.uk
The London Business School might want to rethink the name of this course.

www.london.edu/executive-ed...
October 22, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
1 Nurse: It’s become a real problem in this area 2 Nurse: We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction 3 Show a building sign posted: Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it Nurse: Ministers, Spads, Researchers… 4 Nurse: Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely [Nurse on phone taking a call] Ok - we’ll be right over 5 Nurse: We just have a gentle chat [Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster Minister: I understand your concerns… 6 Nurse: Are you OK love? Minister: Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters 7 Nurse: That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian [Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters] Nurse 2: Give us your phone, love 8 Nurse: At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to [We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.] 9 Minister: YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR [woman looks baffled] 10 woman: I just want a bus service Minister: LOOK AT MY FLAG [produces a St George's flag] [ends]
October 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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bestforbritain.org
"That's a robot, a Nazi, and a poorly-disguised Russian. Give us your phone, love."

Brilliant. ~AA
October 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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gambleganders.bsky.social
I loved this clown!
I don’t love Dick-tators or
being arrested for my first time. 🤷‍♀️
cjmoose.bsky.social CJ Moose 🫎 @cjmoose.bsky.social · Oct 19
Here is our hero, earlier in the day:
Two people dressed in inflatable costumes standing in front of a Starbucks Coffeehouse in Fairhope, Alabama, on 10/18/2025. One person is dressed like a clown walking around on its head. The other person is dressed as an inflatable penis and balls, and is carrying an American flag and a sign that says “No Dick Tator”
October 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM