Mike Hannah
@mike.thirdstage.ca
Middle-aged geek who runs the Boston fan site thirdstage.ca. Follow https://bsky.app/profile/thirdstage.ca for Boston and Boston related posts.
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The moment when AI news summaries accidentally create the murder mystery we deserve
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The moment when AI news summaries accidentally create the murder mystery we deserve
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
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If you're a Boston fan, there's a new e-book coming out you may be interested in.
www.thirdstage.ca/boston/news/...
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Power Soak: Invention, Obsession, and the Pursuit of the Perfect Sound
If you've ever wanted to know more about the drama between Tom Scholz and the record label surrounding Boston's third album, then good news, there's a book coming out that covers just that.
Power Soa...
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December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you're a Boston fan, there's a new e-book coming out you may be interested in.
www.thirdstage.ca/boston/news/...
www.thirdstage.ca/boston/news/...
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I named my fists Milli and Vanilli because they've not had a hit since the 80s.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I named my fists Milli and Vanilli because they've not had a hit since the 80s.
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
Some people think I'm different, I have no idea what they're talking about. After all, I put my pants on two legs at the same time like everyone else.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Some people think I'm different, I have no idea what they're talking about. After all, I put my pants on two legs at the same time like everyone else.
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"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
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"Homer, that crazy lady who lives
in our trash pile attacked me again."
"That's not the way she tells it."
in our trash pile attacked me again."
"That's not the way she tells it."
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Homer, that crazy lady who lives
in our trash pile attacked me again."
"That's not the way she tells it."
in our trash pile attacked me again."
"That's not the way she tells it."
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🎶 you know the day destroys the night
night divides the day
tried to run
tried to hide
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE
night divides the day
tried to run
tried to hide
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE
June 1, 2024 at 8:11 PM
🎶 you know the day destroys the night
night divides the day
tried to run
tried to hide
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE
night divides the day
tried to run
tried to hide
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE
Thanks all you dumbass antivaxxers out there. Maybe we can bring back Polio next. 😒
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Canada loses measles elimination status | CBC
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November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Thanks all you dumbass antivaxxers out there. Maybe we can bring back Polio next. 😒
www.cbc.ca/news/health/...
www.cbc.ca/news/health/...
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
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ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
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November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
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#StarTrekENT "Does Archer Have A Reset Button?"
A neural peptide energy nebula causes Archer to lose all memory of himself and his crew, except for Malcolm. Phlox diagnoses him with a terminal case of “Reed Only Memory.” Musical guest: Nine Days.
A neural peptide energy nebula causes Archer to lose all memory of himself and his crew, except for Malcolm. Phlox diagnoses him with a terminal case of “Reed Only Memory.” Musical guest: Nine Days.
![A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:
secret agent (Molly Ringwald) goes on a revenge spree against the Russian mafia that killed her partner. Alexei: Steve Guttenburg.
7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
A neural peptide energy nebula causes Archer to lose all memory of himself and his crew, except for Malcolm. Phlox diagnoses him with a terminal case of “Reed Only Memory.” Musical guest: Nine Days.
[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Science Fiction; 2 hrs.
“The LEGO Star Trek Movie.” Patrick Stewart.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yulpnkidj3dkdip5ma3c3ssn/bafkreiabw5oco527j73aygoksjclqvxklrvrz3ei2zwby4a7yufweqngxy@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
#StarTrekENT "Does Archer Have A Reset Button?"
A neural peptide energy nebula causes Archer to lose all memory of himself and his crew, except for Malcolm. Phlox diagnoses him with a terminal case of “Reed Only Memory.” Musical guest: Nine Days.
A neural peptide energy nebula causes Archer to lose all memory of himself and his crew, except for Malcolm. Phlox diagnoses him with a terminal case of “Reed Only Memory.” Musical guest: Nine Days.
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Your quarterly reminder that bullying the government works and we need to do more of it
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Ford government walks back on plan to consider changes to renters’ right to ‘security of tenure’
The Ford government says it won’t be moving forward with consultations to modify the law that protects tenants’ right to remain in their unit.
www.ctvnews.ca
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Your quarterly reminder that bullying the government works and we need to do more of it
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...
theonion.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
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it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"
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The chimpanzees are wearing black armbands to commemorate the passing of Jane Goodall. The anteaters are wearing bedazzled jeans because they have terrible fashion sense.
October 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The chimpanzees are wearing black armbands to commemorate the passing of Jane Goodall. The anteaters are wearing bedazzled jeans because they have terrible fashion sense.
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"Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
"Mountain dew or crab juice."
"Blech! Ew! Geez! I'll take a crab juice."
"Mountain dew or crab juice."
"Blech! Ew! Geez! I'll take a crab juice."
September 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
"Mountain dew or crab juice."
"Blech! Ew! Geez! I'll take a crab juice."
"Mountain dew or crab juice."
"Blech! Ew! Geez! I'll take a crab juice."
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Anyone who agrees to this is no longer a journalist
NEW: The Pentagon told journalists it will require them to pledge they won’t gather any information — even unclassified — that hasn’t been expressly authorized for release, and will revoke the press credentials of those who do not obey. @washingtonpost.com
Pentagon demands journalists pledge to not obtain unauthorized material
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is imposing strict new rules that would severely limit the ability of journalists to report on the Pentagon.
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September 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Anyone who agrees to this is no longer a journalist
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
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We just found out why people thought we'd put up our scary Halloween decorations early. The police are on the way.
September 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We just found out why people thought we'd put up our scary Halloween decorations early. The police are on the way.
The Michael Jackson song "Man in the Mirror" is a song about self-reflection.
September 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Michael Jackson song "Man in the Mirror" is a song about self-reflection.
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Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry
August 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry
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Tom Lehrer made musical satire sing… & sting. His songs were outrageous & often uncomfortably true. 🎭🗡️
The satirist & mathematician died recently at 97, famously disclaiming copyright to his lyrics & compositions.
Read our tribute to his legacy in the commons ⤵️
blog.archive.org/2025/08/01
The satirist & mathematician died recently at 97, famously disclaiming copyright to his lyrics & compositions.
Read our tribute to his legacy in the commons ⤵️
blog.archive.org/2025/08/01
August 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Tom Lehrer made musical satire sing… & sting. His songs were outrageous & often uncomfortably true. 🎭🗡️
The satirist & mathematician died recently at 97, famously disclaiming copyright to his lyrics & compositions.
Read our tribute to his legacy in the commons ⤵️
blog.archive.org/2025/08/01
The satirist & mathematician died recently at 97, famously disclaiming copyright to his lyrics & compositions.
Read our tribute to his legacy in the commons ⤵️
blog.archive.org/2025/08/01