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Measles Mumps Rubella
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midwestmania.bsky.social
Do you need a gift for someone in your life? I highly recommend a piece from this incredible artist!

My partner loves his International Brotherhood of Biscuit Makers shirt. The quality is top notch and everyone will compliment your shirt.
nathannun.bsky.social Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 23d
The second Biscuit Makers' Union poster follows the workers of biscuit making from "from field to tummy." This journey is depicted literally in the poster: starting with farm fields, through harvest, and production. A closer look at the bottom reveals a fleet of trucks ready to deliver biscuits...
A cat poster in the style of an old soviet poster. Two cats, a farmer and a baker, shake paws with the arms outstretched toward the representations of their occupations. In the background a visual path is made starting in fields and farms, through a factory, and finally to trucks and and a biscuit shop at the bottom of the poster. Text at top reads "International Brotherhood of Biscuit Makers and Allied Trades" at bottom reads "From Field to Tummy - Building Better Biscuits." A logo of the union is in the lower corner.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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jaredskolnick.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
BTW, I would really like @consumerreports.org to watch this video and perhaps start breathing down the necks of those big companies for forcing everyone into using pre-dosed products.

That's the opposite of pro-consumer, imo.

youtu.be/DAX2_mPr9W8
I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Daddy - Gator Days
Daddy - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Daryl is serving a customer. He's just made him a drink and is handing it over. The customer's tab information is open at the register revealing his name is Kris Pun Name because Chris P. Bacon would have been too obvious. Daryl: Here's your drink. Kris (with a wink): Thanks, Daddy! Panel 2 Daryl (thinking): Daddy? Daryl is bewildered at this. Daddy? Why would anyone call him Daddy? He's not old enough to be a Daddy. Is he? What even is this? Panel 3 Daryl is at home in bed next to his sleeping husband. He's still obsessing over the whole Daddy situation. Daddy? Seriously? Really? Is he looking that old? Daryl (thinking): Daddy... Really? Panel 4 Daryl is watching the sun set and still feeling awkward about the whole Daddy thing. Where has his youth gone? He feels like he's still kid. Maybe he should ask his doctor about a colonoscopy. Daryl: Daddy... Dang.
October 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
midwestmania.bsky.social
My partner, “Pspspspsps…”
October 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
midwestmania.bsky.social
This is my favorite piece. So much so my partner now has it on a t-shirt. Highly recommend all the Sov-Cat pieces. I gladly welcome our biscuit making comrades.
nathannun.bsky.social Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · Sep 23
"The Kneads of the People Come First" (2021) introduced the International Union of Biscuit Makers (est. 1904) to the world. Created as a commission for a colleague and friend it has been popular since and I know it hangs in several kitchens.
A cat poster in the style of a mid-century soviet propaganda poster. A grey and white cat in work overalls has his arms outstretched kneading a large pillow shaped clump of dough. Behind him is another cat that holds a bowl of baked biscuits. They stand in front of a huge red flag behind which is a graphic of rows of conveyor belts of biscuits in a biscuit factory. There is a logo for the "International Union of Biscuit Makers" and bold text at the bottom which reads "The Kneads of the People Come First - Full Bellies! - Food For All!" In smaller type various credits.
September 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gavin-newsom/
The Onion: Where did you grow up? Newsom: I need to check some polling data before I answer that question.
September 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
bugs bunny in the bit where she does gossamer's nails in a super gay way
August 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene and we're on 'da bridge, down near the laid back chairs where one would navigate the ship. But the bridge is EMPTY OF OTHERS except for Dr Crusher. Where is everyone? We'll never know. Back to Bev, she's standing in the first picture and then in the second frame sits in the chair looking puzzled and stressed, while red alert lights shine all around. Closed caption reads, "If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe." Alt in picture one!
August 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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jabronisean.bsky.social
I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant
July 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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theonion.com
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
Since my tweet about Jeff Bezos, I've been getting a lot of replies such as these. "Where do these dress rules come from?" "When do they change?"

These are very good questions, so let me answer them. 🧵
A screenshot of two tweets. One says": "How much of this is dressing appropriately vs just staying stuck in the old ways? How/ went does fashion evolve?" The other tweet says: "Who decides 'wrong' here? All of this is made up anyhow. Just because somewhere along the line, someone said it should be a certain way, doesn't mean it always has to be that way."
June 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A brown-haired woman is retrieving clothing from her dresser. Her partner, a black-haired woman with bangs asks her "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" As the brown-haired woman extracts a green shirt from the dresser, she asks rhetorically "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship.?" The black-haired woman says "yeah, you're right, there's no such thing" as she puts on her round glasses. Her partner, now fully dressed comes up to her revealing they have accidentally put on clothing that makes them resemble Marcie and Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.
June 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
midwestmania.bsky.social
I just want to be a cat today. No thoughts; only sleep.
Grey tabby cat with white feet and pink toe beans sleeping g on a black and red buffalo plaid shirt.
June 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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theonion.com
Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire
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Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire
June 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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junlper.beer
May 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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cpsc.gov
It's Playground Safety Week.
fioko.tv Fioko @fioko.tv · Apr 24
I never trusted playgrounds as a kid after the time I got a strong static shock when I went down a slide and it reset the Tamagotchi in my pocket as if it was never born
April 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Sailor Moon smokes a cig and angrily complaints to Sailor Mercury "I'm burnt out, man. I'm fighting evil by moonlight... I'm winning love by daylight. I'm on no sleep! Something's gotta give!"
April 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
midwestmania.bsky.social
I mean, yeah.
April 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
hahaha fuck yes
March 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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theonion.com
Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag
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Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag
March 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
midwestmania.bsky.social
It’s time
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · Mar 21
Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time
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Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time
March 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
This might be my favorite comic that we've made.
1 Interviewer: Do you promise you will love us unconditionally? 2 Interviewer: And value your employer above your friends and family? 3 Person: Haha no, I just want to make money. 4 Interviewer: Look me in the eyes and tell me you would jump on a live hand grenade to protect this Wendy's.
March 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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deogie.bsky.social
March 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
midwestmania.bsky.social
Designing a machine to press the button for me
March 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM