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November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Please put it in the newspaper that @chriswarcraft.bsky.social was both mad and correct.
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Vaxxed?
The American penny died on Wednesday in Philadelphia. It was 232. The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness, the Treasury Department said. Nothing could be bought any more with a penny, as the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents. nyti.ms/48bFd5K
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I watched Naked Gun 2 1/2 this weekend and there was a joke in it. "I want a world where the Democrats will put somebody up there worth voting for!" The movie was made in 1991.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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“Hey look it’s couch fucker. You gonna fuck a couch buddy?”

Is goddamned hilarious.
Omg, JD Vance getting heckled by people yelling ‘COUCH F*CKER’ as he visits Union Station to survey Trump’s militarization of D.C.
August 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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"Democrats could ~do~..." whoa whoa whoa, let's not set our expectations that high.
June 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
June 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Jake Tapper: “Why did you buy these antisemitic memecoins?”

Trump dinner attendee: “I purchased the FuckTheJews coin merely because I thought it would be a good investment. Likewise, I bought SwastikaCoin as a hedge against inflation.”

Jake Tapper: “Have you heard about Joe Biden’s health?”
May 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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If the current crop of Democrats were leading the Union in 1861, the Civil War would’ve been over by September and the capital of the United States would now be Richmond.
Doing "Everything is normal" cosplay in Congress - debating GOP bills, confirming Trump nominees - while the administration is *arresting members of your caucus is not a bad sign, it is an epitaph. No group of people who refuse to fight *for their own skins* will fight for anyone else.
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May 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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RFK Jr. Demands Records of Everyone Who Has Played a Sonic Game

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RFK Jr. Demands Records of Everyone Who Has Played a Sonic Game
WASHINGTON — As part of his alleged plan to find the cause and cure for autism, US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has ordered…
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April 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
odd that dril hasn't posted since the pope died
April 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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PAYING THE GOVERNMENT OF EL SALVADOR TO KEEP HIM AT CECOT
Van Hollen says that he asked the VP of El Salvador why his government continues to hold Abrego Garcia even though he’s not charged with any crime and there’s no evidence that he’s MS-13.

“His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”
Senator Chris Van Hollen is speaking live from El Salvador, where he just met with the Salvadoran VP: www.youtube.com/live/pYZPzHy...
April 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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i’m shaking
March 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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This is still the greatest clapback in television history. RIP George Lowe.
March 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
February 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Anyway buffoonish hack Ed Martin probably won’t approve charges against right-wingers. So if you’re in DC, deciding what level of force to use against a Trumpist, consider they can kill or assault or rape you without being charged or with the promise of a pardon, and act accordingly.
So many ways to lose a House majority
February 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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You probably got your MMR dose(s) as a child and protection *can* fade with time, especially w/r/t Mumps.

If you have easy access to a doctor you should be asking to get re-upped.
February 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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It's very important that you tell someone in your life that might not know how cool the B-52s were. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_E...
the B-52's - Give Me Back My Man
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February 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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STOP spreading misinformation and hate,,, this is an article from NINE years ago. Perhaps you should take the time to educate yourself,,, and maybe listen to Fight the Power or State of the Union. We combat hate with love and intelligence over here,,, not hate with hate and lies. Have a blessed day.
February 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?

Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM