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Michael Heide
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Narrare humanum est.
Storytelling is human.
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February 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
VI FOR VIOLENCE
'V for Vendetta' TV series is in the works at HBO and DC

James Gunn will exec produce

(via Variety)
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If you were wondering why AI-generated subtitles tend to skip letters, I realized that it's often two missing letters in a row when the 2nd one is an L.
Phone keyboards have the L close to the backspace key, and I'm convinced LLMs accidentally emulate human typos. Because they were made my morons.
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I would just like to remind everyone of a very telling and substantial report of Rockstar's abuse and disregard for workers that came out...... 6 YEARS AGO youtu.be/4xTDVlNGKng?...
Fear & Fury: How The Rockstar Sausage Is Made (The Jimquisition)
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Those comedians got a lot of shit for performing in Saudi Arabia. Rightfully so. I wonder if Mister The Beast of the Apocalypse will get remotely the same backlash.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Please be the "Gremlins in the White House" movie I've wanted for years. Now's the perfect time for it.
Warners Making ‘Gremlins 3’ With Steven Spielberg, Chris Columbus Returning - Releasing Nov 19, 2027 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
There's nothing that the Democratic party fears more than progress.
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Pious Augustus endorses Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I think what I like best about Bill Maher is nothing.
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Friend: "What did you expect, I'm a Slytherin."
Other friend: "I always took you for a Ravenclaw. Michael, which house are you?"
Me: "I'm House Trans Rights! ✊"
November 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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2000: You need to have a website.
2008: Actually you need to be on our website.
2017: Our website has caused a genocide.
2024: And we think that’s good.
December 21, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
That dog that the Russians shot into space, did it ever mate with another dog? Or in other words:
Laika virgin?
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Never again is... Right now.
"'Germany Is Back' – and That Should Scare Us All"

In its crackdown on pro-Palestine speech, Germany has normalized racism and state violence, reminding us this really is the country of the 1920s, again, writes James Jackson for Zeteo:
'Germany Is Back' – and That Should Scare Us All
In its crackdown on pro-Palestine speech, Germany has normalized racism and state violence in a way that goes beyond any conflict abroad, reminding us this really is the country of the 1920s, again.
zeteo.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
All the classic Halloween monsters are back in theaters! Dracula, Frankenstein, Franz Kafka...
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy

S&M's

Well, I say ruin, but...
Change one letter, ruin a candy

*Ahem*

Hershey's Dookies & Cream

Thank you.
change one letter, ruin a candy.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cum
October 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The only good Nazi is a reformed former Nazi. I'll settle for second best though, which is a dead one.
October 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM