Michael Heide
@michaelheide.bsky.social
Narrare humanum est.
Storytelling is human.
Storytelling is human.
Wait, suddenly all the "Nameless Horror King" books on my shelf have sprouted the name "Stephen" out of nowhere. How did you make that happen?
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Wait, suddenly all the "Nameless Horror King" books on my shelf have sprouted the name "Stephen" out of nowhere. How did you make that happen?
I had this one as a poster, with all the word balloons removed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I had this one as a poster, with all the word balloons removed.
Pious Augustus endorses Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Pious Augustus endorses Andrew Cuomo.
All the classic Halloween monsters are back in theaters! Dracula, Frankenstein, Franz Kafka...
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
All the classic Halloween monsters are back in theaters! Dracula, Frankenstein, Franz Kafka...
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.
October 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.
Looks like the "Mouth of Truth".
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Looks like the "Mouth of Truth".
To the tune of "Two Turntables and a Microphone"
October 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
To the tune of "Two Turntables and a Microphone"
I brought my daughter to work this July. It was a great day.
October 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I brought my daughter to work this July. It was a great day.
Oh. I get it now. Yep.
September 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Oh. I get it now. Yep.
Batman Adventures #13, with art by the most underrated penciler of the 90s: Mike Parobeck. From there, it was Knightfall, then the post Zero Hour bat books. It wasn't until No Man's Land that I became a completionist when it came to new issues.
September 17, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Batman Adventures #13, with art by the most underrated penciler of the 90s: Mike Parobeck. From there, it was Knightfall, then the post Zero Hour bat books. It wasn't until No Man's Land that I became a completionist when it came to new issues.
Something like this? I know he had a nose, but every attempt to draw one specific shape looked wrong.
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Something like this? I know he had a nose, but every attempt to draw one specific shape looked wrong.
I lost the thermos very early on, but I had the lunchbox for years.
September 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I lost the thermos very early on, but I had the lunchbox for years.
The third thing:
September 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The third thing:
Using one pic already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2:00 pm?
September 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Using one pic already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2:00 pm?
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
August 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
I'm sorry, I wanted to use this to do Christmas shopping early, but it's just way too expensive to ship books to Germany. It more than doubles the price.
August 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I'm sorry, I wanted to use this to do Christmas shopping early, but it's just way too expensive to ship books to Germany. It more than doubles the price.
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
August 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
Because that happened shortly before Age of X-Man and bled over into the Krakoan era.
August 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Because that happened shortly before Age of X-Man and bled over into the Krakoan era.
For me, that honor goes to Ladrönn's issues with James Robinson and Joe Casey.
Mignola's Cable in X-Force was also good, but not as good as you want it to be.
But Ladrönn fused Kirby's energy with Franco-Belgian storytelling, and it ruled.
Mignola's Cable in X-Force was also good, but not as good as you want it to be.
But Ladrönn fused Kirby's energy with Franco-Belgian storytelling, and it ruled.
August 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
For me, that honor goes to Ladrönn's issues with James Robinson and Joe Casey.
Mignola's Cable in X-Force was also good, but not as good as you want it to be.
But Ladrönn fused Kirby's energy with Franco-Belgian storytelling, and it ruled.
Mignola's Cable in X-Force was also good, but not as good as you want it to be.
But Ladrönn fused Kirby's energy with Franco-Belgian storytelling, and it ruled.
Sure, IMDB, keep the one that says that Pedro Pascal will have turned 50 by July of 2025. Meanwhile, we have August. And Pedro Pascal turned 50 four months ago.
🙄🙄🙄
🙄🙄🙄
August 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sure, IMDB, keep the one that says that Pedro Pascal will have turned 50 by July of 2025. Meanwhile, we have August. And Pedro Pascal turned 50 four months ago.
🙄🙄🙄
🙄🙄🙄
I am confused. Did they actually release a placeholder image? Are they that cheap?
July 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I am confused. Did they actually release a placeholder image? Are they that cheap?
Are you referring to Linkle?
July 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Are you referring to Linkle?
Hank McCoy, is that you?
July 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Hank McCoy, is that you?