Michael Heide
@michaelheide.bsky.social
Narrare humanum est.
Storytelling is human.
Storytelling is human.
There's no such thing as "underage women". If they're underaged, they're girls. The President of the United States raped girls. Minors. Kids. Let's not deliberately make it sound less bad than what it is.
The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
There's no such thing as "underage women". If they're underaged, they're girls. The President of the United States raped girls. Minors. Kids. Let's not deliberately make it sound less bad than what it is.
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You know, I realized I never did one of these last year due to being overwhelmed with the new job and I really like these.
So let's bring this back. This weekend (Friday-Sunday afternoon) ask me about any comic book character and you'll get my take on them! One character per customer, please. (1/2)
So let's bring this back. This weekend (Friday-Sunday afternoon) ask me about any comic book character and you'll get my take on them! One character per customer, please. (1/2)
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
You know, I realized I never did one of these last year due to being overwhelmed with the new job and I really like these.
So let's bring this back. This weekend (Friday-Sunday afternoon) ask me about any comic book character and you'll get my take on them! One character per customer, please. (1/2)
So let's bring this back. This weekend (Friday-Sunday afternoon) ask me about any comic book character and you'll get my take on them! One character per customer, please. (1/2)
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That's a good sign.
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 AM
That's a good sign.
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Wegen 0,1 % der Schutzsuchenden, die unmittelbar ausreisepflichtig sind, müssen wir alle Flüchtenden bekämpfen.
Wegen 0,9 % Totalverweigerer müssen wir das Bürgergeld kürzen.
Aber wenn fast jeder Zweite in der AfD im Verfassungsschutzbericht auftaucht, können wir kein Verbotsverfahren prüfen?
Wegen 0,9 % Totalverweigerer müssen wir das Bürgergeld kürzen.
Aber wenn fast jeder Zweite in der AfD im Verfassungsschutzbericht auftaucht, können wir kein Verbotsverfahren prüfen?
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Wegen 0,1 % der Schutzsuchenden, die unmittelbar ausreisepflichtig sind, müssen wir alle Flüchtenden bekämpfen.
Wegen 0,9 % Totalverweigerer müssen wir das Bürgergeld kürzen.
Aber wenn fast jeder Zweite in der AfD im Verfassungsschutzbericht auftaucht, können wir kein Verbotsverfahren prüfen?
Wegen 0,9 % Totalverweigerer müssen wir das Bürgergeld kürzen.
Aber wenn fast jeder Zweite in der AfD im Verfassungsschutzbericht auftaucht, können wir kein Verbotsverfahren prüfen?
No one can deny that cancer is being overly aggressive, violating bodily autonomy and endangering the lives of people.
No sane person would argue that we have to keep cancer around with minor commonsense reforms. Cancer needs to be eradicated, destroyed, removed. Just like ICE.
No sane person would argue that we have to keep cancer around with minor commonsense reforms. Cancer needs to be eradicated, destroyed, removed. Just like ICE.
No one can deny that ICE under this Administration is being overly aggressive, violating people's rights, and endangering the lives of U.S. citizens and law abiding immigrants. We cannot move forward without commonsense reforms.
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
No one can deny that cancer is being overly aggressive, violating bodily autonomy and endangering the lives of people.
No sane person would argue that we have to keep cancer around with minor commonsense reforms. Cancer needs to be eradicated, destroyed, removed. Just like ICE.
No sane person would argue that we have to keep cancer around with minor commonsense reforms. Cancer needs to be eradicated, destroyed, removed. Just like ICE.
What movie moment made you exclaim…
“THIS IS CINEMA”
“THIS IS CINEMA”
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
What movie moment made you exclaim…
“THIS IS CINEMA”
“THIS IS CINEMA”
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
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What a nice thing to say! It also means absolutely nothing. Anthropic doesn’t own or even lease data centers and thus does not pay power bills on anything other than its office space
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
What a nice thing to say! It also means absolutely nothing. Anthropic doesn’t own or even lease data centers and thus does not pay power bills on anything other than its office space
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it is so embarrassing that we can’t get trump on the epstein stuff. After access Hollywood and Miss teen USA and the E Jean Carroll verdict, it’s like we let Jeffrey Dahmer go three times and then found him with a hundred human heads and we‘re standing there like are you SURE these aren’t yours
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
it is so embarrassing that we can’t get trump on the epstein stuff. After access Hollywood and Miss teen USA and the E Jean Carroll verdict, it’s like we let Jeffrey Dahmer go three times and then found him with a hundred human heads and we‘re standing there like are you SURE these aren’t yours
Slightly diminish a band
De Stad
De Stad
Slightly diminish a band
Student Council Funkadelic
Student Council Funkadelic
Slightly diminish a band
Consternation! At The Disco
Consternation! At The Disco
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Slightly diminish a band
De Stad
De Stad
Age verification? I wasn't allowed to build a snowman in Germany because of Chernobyl.
Age verification? I was supremely pissed that Saturday morning cartoons were preempted by coverage of the Kennedy assassination.
Age verification? I got to see Superman the Movie in the theater for free because a poem I wrote about the planet Krypton won a contest they held at Kaufmann's department store in downtown Pittsburgh.
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Age verification? I wasn't allowed to build a snowman in Germany because of Chernobyl.
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Y'all really still posting Megyn Kelly clips over here? Didn't she do the whole "well a 14-year-old isn't really a child" spiel like a month ago? How did that not end her relevance entirely?
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Y'all really still posting Megyn Kelly clips over here? Didn't she do the whole "well a 14-year-old isn't really a child" spiel like a month ago? How did that not end her relevance entirely?
Duolingo or Babbel or whatever had an amazing PR opportunity with that halftime show and dropped the ball.
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Duolingo or Babbel or whatever had an amazing PR opportunity with that halftime show and dropped the ball.
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Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
Tell me again how Bezos deserves to be obscenely rich because of all the great investments that the impartial market rewards.
Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...
Military Pressured to See ‘Melania’ Against Their Will
A military group has evidence of troops being ordered into theater—the movie theater.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Tell me again how Bezos deserves to be obscenely rich because of all the great investments that the impartial market rewards.
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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The men and women emailing with Epstein are the exact same people who believe that you shouldn’t have access to women’s and gender studies. Ask yourself why.
I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The men and women emailing with Epstein are the exact same people who believe that you shouldn’t have access to women’s and gender studies. Ask yourself why.
I wish I could scan the Leon and Grace amiibo from Resident Evil Requiem and unlock the characters in Mario Maker on WiiU. Remember when you could do that? I want that back.
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I wish I could scan the Leon and Grace amiibo from Resident Evil Requiem and unlock the characters in Mario Maker on WiiU. Remember when you could do that? I want that back.
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“Billionaires are a threat to democracy and should be taxed out of existence for the good of society” is the moderate position
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
“Billionaires are a threat to democracy and should be taxed out of existence for the good of society” is the moderate position
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
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In Neil Gaiman’s “I did nothing wrong ever” statement he says there’s been no good journalism about him or his assaults. There has been, of course.
Thing is, he said the same thing in 2018 when @moryan.bsky.social reported on issues behind the scenes on American Gods www.moryan.com/a-burn-it-do...
Thing is, he said the same thing in 2018 when @moryan.bsky.social reported on issues behind the scenes on American Gods www.moryan.com/a-burn-it-do...
A Burn It Down video extravaganza, and thoughts on Neil Gaiman, creative gods, American Gods and rotten pedestals
Hello!
Chicago folks, on Wednesday, Aug. 14 at 7 p.m., I’ll be in conversation with my friend Steve Darnall at The Book Cellar in Chicago. The occasion is the reissue of Uncle Sam, a brilliant graph...
www.moryan.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:16 AM
In Neil Gaiman’s “I did nothing wrong ever” statement he says there’s been no good journalism about him or his assaults. There has been, of course.
Thing is, he said the same thing in 2018 when @moryan.bsky.social reported on issues behind the scenes on American Gods www.moryan.com/a-burn-it-do...
Thing is, he said the same thing in 2018 when @moryan.bsky.social reported on issues behind the scenes on American Gods www.moryan.com/a-burn-it-do...
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When interviewing Trump's cabinet members, reporters should loudly say, "Siri, upload all the Epstein Files to (name of server)."
You never know. It's worth a shot.
You never know. It's worth a shot.
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 AM
When interviewing Trump's cabinet members, reporters should loudly say, "Siri, upload all the Epstein Files to (name of server)."
You never know. It's worth a shot.
You never know. It's worth a shot.