Michael Heide
@michaelheide.bsky.social
Narrare humanum est.
Storytelling is human.
Storytelling is human.
Ruin two (or three) bands by combining them.
The Killers + The Who + The Cure =
The Killers Who Cure
The Killers + The Who + The Cure =
The Killers Who Cure
Ruin two bands by combining them.
Lisa Lisa and The Cult and The Jam.
(three, sorry)
Lisa Lisa and The Cult and The Jam.
(three, sorry)
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Earth, Wham, and Fire
Earth, Wham, and Fire
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Ruin two (or three) bands by combining them.
The Killers + The Who + The Cure =
The Killers Who Cure
The Killers + The Who + The Cure =
The Killers Who Cure
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
Looney Dunes: Back in Action
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Looney Dunes: Back in Action
How I'm walking out of 2025.
December 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025.
AI plagiarizes past creatives, drowns out current creatives, and actively destroys the world that creatives to come were supposed to live in one day.
It's stealing the future, and we're letting it get away with it.
It's stealing the future, and we're letting it get away with it.
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
AI plagiarizes past creatives, drowns out current creatives, and actively destroys the world that creatives to come were supposed to live in one day.
It's stealing the future, and we're letting it get away with it.
It's stealing the future, and we're letting it get away with it.
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75% of twitter is bots and the rest are nazis and people who don't mind being on a site full of bots and nazis.
It's not just a nazi bar, but a nazi bar that is 75% empty.
People who stay, trying to sell their queer art there: who the fuck are you selling it to?
It's not just a nazi bar, but a nazi bar that is 75% empty.
People who stay, trying to sell their queer art there: who the fuck are you selling it to?
Reposting with Alt Text added. (Source: Mashable)
August 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
75% of twitter is bots and the rest are nazis and people who don't mind being on a site full of bots and nazis.
It's not just a nazi bar, but a nazi bar that is 75% empty.
People who stay, trying to sell their queer art there: who the fuck are you selling it to?
It's not just a nazi bar, but a nazi bar that is 75% empty.
People who stay, trying to sell their queer art there: who the fuck are you selling it to?
5 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026:
-Private Eye
-Die
-Twilight Sword
-Troubleshooters
-Quietus
-Private Eye
-Die
-Twilight Sword
-Troubleshooters
-Quietus
10 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026.
- Tacklebox
- Blades 68
- Triangle Agency
- Grail (🤞)
- One Ring
- Teeth: False Kingdom
- Ex Tenebris
- Coriolis: The Great Dark
- The Scions
- First Among Equals (🤞)
- Tacklebox
- Blades 68
- Triangle Agency
- Grail (🤞)
- One Ring
- Teeth: False Kingdom
- Ex Tenebris
- Coriolis: The Great Dark
- The Scions
- First Among Equals (🤞)
10 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026:
- The Walking Dead
- TEETH
- Nimble TTRPG
- SPINE (Solo)
- Coriolis: The Great Dark
- TERMINUS (using Delta Green)
- Doomsong
- Slugblaster
- His Majesty The Worm
- One More Song (Solo)
- The Walking Dead
- TEETH
- Nimble TTRPG
- SPINE (Solo)
- Coriolis: The Great Dark
- TERMINUS (using Delta Green)
- Doomsong
- Slugblaster
- His Majesty The Worm
- One More Song (Solo)
December 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
5 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026:
-Private Eye
-Die
-Twilight Sword
-Troubleshooters
-Quietus
-Private Eye
-Die
-Twilight Sword
-Troubleshooters
-Quietus
5 perfect movies (no order)
-M
-Inside Man
-Into the Spider-Verse
-Brothers Bloom
-Parasite
-M
-Inside Man
-Into the Spider-Verse
-Brothers Bloom
-Parasite
5 perfect movies (I don’t already talk about a lot) (no order)
-Heroes Of The East
-Invasion of the Astro-Monster
-Deep Red
-New Jack City
-Night of the Hunter
-Heroes Of The East
-Invasion of the Astro-Monster
-Deep Red
-New Jack City
-Night of the Hunter
5 perfect movies (no order)
-Eyes Wide Shut
-The Big Lebowski
-Carol
-Sunset Blvd
-Mulholland Drive
-Eyes Wide Shut
-The Big Lebowski
-Carol
-Sunset Blvd
-Mulholland Drive
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
5 perfect movies (no order)
-M
-Inside Man
-Into the Spider-Verse
-Brothers Bloom
-Parasite
-M
-Inside Man
-Into the Spider-Verse
-Brothers Bloom
-Parasite
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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may every trans child grow into a trans adult
February 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
may every trans child grow into a trans adult
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widely reported for years that Epstein had hidden videocam in every single room in his house for blackmail purposes and I've never heard one single word about what happened to any of THAT shit after his arrest, always figured it was how Trump got the GOP on side. Epstein files got any of that? nope
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
widely reported for years that Epstein had hidden videocam in every single room in his house for blackmail purposes and I've never heard one single word about what happened to any of THAT shit after his arrest, always figured it was how Trump got the GOP on side. Epstein files got any of that? nope
I was very close to downloading Fortnite for the first time ever when they released a Marty McFly skin a few weeks ago. Never got around to do it.
Now I'm glad I didn't. Everyone who still allies with Rowling in 2025 is worse than trash.
Trans rights are human rights.
Period.
Now I'm glad I didn't. Everyone who still allies with Rowling in 2025 is worse than trash.
Trans rights are human rights.
Period.
"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people.
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
Fortnite dragged for collaborating with JK Rowling after canceling Pride celebration - LGBTQ Nation
An upcoming Harry Potter x Fortnite collab got leaked.
www.lgbtqnation.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I was very close to downloading Fortnite for the first time ever when they released a Marty McFly skin a few weeks ago. Never got around to do it.
Now I'm glad I didn't. Everyone who still allies with Rowling in 2025 is worse than trash.
Trans rights are human rights.
Period.
Now I'm glad I didn't. Everyone who still allies with Rowling in 2025 is worse than trash.
Trans rights are human rights.
Period.
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Drop Fortnite
"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people.
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
Fortnite dragged for collaborating with JK Rowling after canceling Pride celebration - LGBTQ Nation
An upcoming Harry Potter x Fortnite collab got leaked.
www.lgbtqnation.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Drop Fortnite
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NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY permanent street name
NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY street
After much effort, the legendary comic creator gets a true NYC honor!
www.comicsbeat.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY permanent street name
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It is a very difficult time for trans people in this country.
It is a very difficult time for people in this country.
It is a very difficult time for people.
It is a very difficult time.
It is.
💔
It is a very difficult time for people in this country.
It is a very difficult time for people.
It is a very difficult time.
It is.
💔
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It is a very difficult time for trans people in this country.
It is a very difficult time for people in this country.
It is a very difficult time for people.
It is a very difficult time.
It is.
💔
It is a very difficult time for people in this country.
It is a very difficult time for people.
It is a very difficult time.
It is.
💔
Which four fighting games mattered most to you growing up?
Street Fighter II
Eternal Champions
Darkstalkers: The Night Warriors
Teken 3
Street Fighter II
Eternal Champions
Darkstalkers: The Night Warriors
Teken 3
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Which four fighting games mattered most to you growing up?
Street Fighter II
Eternal Champions
Darkstalkers: The Night Warriors
Teken 3
Street Fighter II
Eternal Champions
Darkstalkers: The Night Warriors
Teken 3
Quote with your model of masculinity.
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Quote with your model of masculinity.
Did... Duolingo rip off a fictional beer ad from the movie Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Did... Duolingo rip off a fictional beer ad from the movie Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?
I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie.
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie.
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I'm having trouble finding the "America Mourns Rob and Michelle Reiner" piece from the NY Times Editorial Board.
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I'm having trouble finding the "America Mourns Rob and Michelle Reiner" piece from the NY Times Editorial Board.
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I am begging all of you to stop funding my death
🪄✨ BREAKING: #FortniteWinterfest 2025 Harry Potter crossover CONFIRMED!
Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4
Patch 39.11 December 18
#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4
Patch 39.11 December 18
#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
December 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I am begging all of you to stop funding my death
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Hey everyone going WELL TIME TO PLAY MORE FORTNITE TO HUNT DOWN PEOPLE WEARING HARRY POTTER STUFF
No. Stop playing Fortnite. They're partnering with Rowling and Harry Potter in 2025, with full knowledge of what that decision means. Stop supporting them. Stop playing the game.
No. Stop playing Fortnite. They're partnering with Rowling and Harry Potter in 2025, with full knowledge of what that decision means. Stop supporting them. Stop playing the game.
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hey everyone going WELL TIME TO PLAY MORE FORTNITE TO HUNT DOWN PEOPLE WEARING HARRY POTTER STUFF
No. Stop playing Fortnite. They're partnering with Rowling and Harry Potter in 2025, with full knowledge of what that decision means. Stop supporting them. Stop playing the game.
No. Stop playing Fortnite. They're partnering with Rowling and Harry Potter in 2025, with full knowledge of what that decision means. Stop supporting them. Stop playing the game.
There's a threshold of wealth where intelligence becomes optional.
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
There's a threshold of wealth where intelligence becomes optional.