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If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Oct 29
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
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October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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This is Tucker. He was offered a tortilla but told to take it gently, and no one has ever understood the assignment better. 13/10 (TT: tucker_thegentleman)
October 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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competentposter.bsky.social
wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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lethalityjane.bsky.social
A blistering homily from the Archbishop of Washington D.C. about the federal government's deportations and raids on the undocumented community.
Mass for the 111th World Day of Migrants and Refugees Homily Given by Robert Cardinal McElroy - Archdiocese of Washington
HOMILY Mass for the 111th World Day of Migrants and Refugees Given by Robert Cardinal McElroy, Archbishop of Washington Cathedral of St. Matthew the Apostle, Washington, DC September 28, 2025 at 5:30 ...
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September 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits
September 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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iainnd.bsky.social
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
This says it all.
March 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@cbbworld.bsky.social Happy Truck Birthday
February 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Go Birds
February 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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WOMEN👏DON'T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE'S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏ELEVENTH 👏EDITION 👏
February 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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And he was right to do it
bethanyblack.bsky.social Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · Jan 17
One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection
January 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Sir Snacks-a-lot is always working 🍎
January 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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when a nazi dies
3 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple guy and a Red guy. Purple guy (very excited): YES! A NAZI DIED! Panel 2: Red guy: Well, so much for the compassionate left. Would Jesus call this man a Nazi? Panel 3: Massive Jesus appears on a cloud and shouts: I call him a slinky coz that motherfucker went DOWN STAIRS
January 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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mrtonynacho.bsky.social
Mister Rogers never misses
You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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#BestOf2024 - The Uprising
A girl reading texts on her phone while walking through her college campus. All around her people are running because they are being attacked by squirrels. She doesn’t notice. Her friend is saying, reunion tonight! Bring snacks! O.m.g. Tiffany is freaking out for some reason. A squirrel shouts, “Fly, my brothers! To the dining hall!” The text reads: Oh no! You were on your phone and unprepared for the squirrel uprising! Put your phone away! Distracted walking sends people to the ER every year.
December 31, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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December 30, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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god says trans pride
it's a very pink and blue morning sky above some suburban greenery
December 17, 2024 at 9:27 AM
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arawnsley.bsky.social
Saw this on /r/philly and swelled with civic pride
December 15, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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benwritesthings.bsky.social
one of the most ludicrous things I have ever seen a human being do youtu.be/ITZWFrfI5yM
Sensational Julia Lezhneva sings Vivaldi - Agitata da due venti - Shekhtman - 2019
YouTube video by MishaShekhtmanMusic
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December 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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I feel like I could rip this website apart by saying Tiny Toon Adventures was better than Animaniacs
December 12, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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oregonzoo.bsky.social
Take it from Moshu: if you drop your apple snack you can have another one!
November 21, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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Please take fifty-eight seconds out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the panda.
October 14, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #538,405!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #538,405, micahbehotti.bsky.social ‪@micahbehotti.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 10, 2023"
October 3, 2024 at 1:14 AM