Michael Henson
@mhenson144.bsky.social
33. NASCAR Engineer. Retired Baja driver. Random nerd. Stubborn smart-ass. Views are my own (cis he/him) Won at Bristol 3/29/21! 🏁
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Michael Henson
@mhenson144.bsky.social
· Jun 17
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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In the immortal words of Rocket Raccoon: “Oh what the hell, I don’t got that long a lifespan anyway”.
Shoot.
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Shoot.
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Good luck to everyone fighting through the #LEGO queue to score the #StarTrek Enterprise-D and shuttlepod exclusive tonight, available for ordering NOW in the United States!
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Good luck to everyone fighting through the #LEGO queue to score the #StarTrek Enterprise-D and shuttlepod exclusive tonight, available for ordering NOW in the United States!
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
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And there are still people who are smug about their refusal to vote for the only candidate who had a shot at defeating him, allegedly because they were so upset about ethnic cleansing.
Who cares if it happens here, though, am I right?
Who cares if it happens here, though, am I right?
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
And there are still people who are smug about their refusal to vote for the only candidate who had a shot at defeating him, allegedly because they were so upset about ethnic cleansing.
Who cares if it happens here, though, am I right?
Who cares if it happens here, though, am I right?
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Instead we have...this. Just flagrant, out in the open, nazi shit.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Instead we have...this. Just flagrant, out in the open, nazi shit.
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In another timeline, dipshits actually listened when we warned them about democracy being on the ballot, saw the "mass deportations now" agenda, realized what we were up against...and voted for Kamala Harris. In that timeline, we're all...IDK...hollering at her about student loans, probably?
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
In another timeline, dipshits actually listened when we warned them about democracy being on the ballot, saw the "mass deportations now" agenda, realized what we were up against...and voted for Kamala Harris. In that timeline, we're all...IDK...hollering at her about student loans, probably?
WOOT I GOT IT! #LEGO
a space ship with the letter t on the front
ALT: a space ship with the letter t on the front
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
WOOT I GOT IT! #LEGO
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
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They detained Marilyn from Northern Exposure?? Those motherfuckers.
Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
They detained Marilyn from Northern Exposure?? Those motherfuckers.
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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I'm sorry, but this is the best Thanksgiving parade performance ever.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm sorry, but this is the best Thanksgiving parade performance ever.
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One of the reasons i love tolkien is the theme that despair is an enemy
and it makes clear you don’t need to have constant hope, you can get by with grim determination or spite but never despair
and it makes clear you don’t need to have constant hope, you can get by with grim determination or spite but never despair
You can be as terrified or nonplussed or unperturbed as you like; the sun will still rise tomorrow & the rent will still be due on the 31st. The world has no romantic narratives for its fate except those we invent, because the world does not die. That is our privilege.
I said it elsewhere, but it’s weirdly exhilarating and addictive to be terrified all the time, and the people addicted to it, when they say this, may as well be saying “I can stop at any time, it’s just the world doing this *to* me.”
December 31, 2023 at 3:23 AM
One of the reasons i love tolkien is the theme that despair is an enemy
and it makes clear you don’t need to have constant hope, you can get by with grim determination or spite but never despair
and it makes clear you don’t need to have constant hope, you can get by with grim determination or spite but never despair
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times.
Lindsey Stirling
3 Doors Down
Breaking Benjamin
Simple Plan
Charlotte Symphony Orchestra (bit of a technicality but I ran out of contemporary bands 😅)
Lindsey Stirling
3 Doors Down
Breaking Benjamin
Simple Plan
Charlotte Symphony Orchestra (bit of a technicality but I ran out of contemporary bands 😅)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times.
10 Years & Sevendust*, on the same ticket, literally multiple times in one year
AFI
Linkin Park
Rise Against
The Dollyrots
*that might technically be a bonus one/cheating, but I do what I want.
10 Years & Sevendust*, on the same ticket, literally multiple times in one year
AFI
Linkin Park
Rise Against
The Dollyrots
*that might technically be a bonus one/cheating, but I do what I want.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times.
Depeche Mode
REM
Nanci Griffith
Shawn Colvin
Jimmy Buffett
Depeche Mode
REM
Nanci Griffith
Shawn Colvin
Jimmy Buffett
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times.
Lindsey Stirling
3 Doors Down
Breaking Benjamin
Simple Plan
Charlotte Symphony Orchestra (bit of a technicality but I ran out of contemporary bands 😅)
Lindsey Stirling
3 Doors Down
Breaking Benjamin
Simple Plan
Charlotte Symphony Orchestra (bit of a technicality but I ran out of contemporary bands 😅)
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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A man that should be too absurd to exist but here we are.
Asked what Somalis have to do with the shooting in DC, Trump admits “nothing, but then claims they “cause a lot of trouble”
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
A man that should be too absurd to exist but here we are.
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The Lego USS Excelsior I made when I was a kid
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The Lego USS Excelsior I made when I was a kid
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They’re going to take anyone they can get their hands on. They’re evil, folks!
"They had submitted extensive paperwork and paid fees. The foreign spouses had been fingerprinted and passed medical exams. None had criminal records. None had entered the country illegally. They had already been granted employment authorization." www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They’re going to take anyone they can get their hands on. They’re evil, folks!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Lindsey Stirling
Hans Zimmer
Bear McCreary
Matchbox Twenty
Disturbed
Lindsey Stirling
Hans Zimmer
Bear McCreary
Matchbox Twenty
Disturbed
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Monster Magnet
B.B. King
Fiona Apple
Guitar Wolf
P.O.S.
Monster Magnet
B.B. King
Fiona Apple
Guitar Wolf
P.O.S.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
R.E.M.
Tori Amos
The Beastie Boys
The Monkees
Iron & Wine
R.E.M.
Tori Amos
The Beastie Boys
The Monkees
Iron & Wine
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Lindsey Stirling
Hans Zimmer
Bear McCreary
Matchbox Twenty
Disturbed
Lindsey Stirling
Hans Zimmer
Bear McCreary
Matchbox Twenty
Disturbed
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we have eurovision at home
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
we have eurovision at home
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Can I interest you in the medical ads NASCAR races get
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Can I interest you in the medical ads NASCAR races get
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If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
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🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”
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yoooooo i need this on a t-shirt!
Dungeons & Dragons in the original Klingon #StarTrek
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
yoooooo i need this on a t-shirt!
Me when I try to make a pumpkin pie for the first time, and actually manage to combine the ingredients in what looks like the right result… only for the pie tray to tip as I’m putting it in the oven and start to spill over the side:
a man in a plaid shirt is standing in a dark room and says no no no no wait wait wait wait .
Alt: Frank Castle, “The Punisher” (as portrayed by Jon Bernthal) sits at a dinner table in a full blown panic, shouting “NO NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT”
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me when I try to make a pumpkin pie for the first time, and actually manage to combine the ingredients in what looks like the right result… only for the pie tray to tip as I’m putting it in the oven and start to spill over the side:
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this should go without saying but if you were one of the lucky few we did get out of Afghanistan during the withdrawal and we got you out because you'd been working with us, deportation back is likely a death sentence.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
this should go without saying but if you were one of the lucky few we did get out of Afghanistan during the withdrawal and we got you out because you'd been working with us, deportation back is likely a death sentence.
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Happy Thanksgiving :)
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November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Happy Thanksgiving :)
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