Michael Gattozzi
@mgattozzi.dev
'A bad programmer' according to the Orange Site, he/him
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Michael Gattozzi
@mgattozzi.dev
· Oct 13
GitHub - mgattozzi/whorl: single file, std only, async Rust executor
single file, std only, async Rust executor. Contribute to mgattozzi/whorl development by creating an account on GitHub.
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I updated whorl, an async executor in Rust meant to teach you how async Rust works under the hood for the first time in a few years. Updated some wording and finally got rid of the Lazy module in favor of std::sync::LazyLock! Check it out! 😁
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I am so tired. Trump 2 is so blatantly corrupt and the only people doing anything are every day people.
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I am so tired. Trump 2 is so blatantly corrupt and the only people doing anything are every day people.
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
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“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated
it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
I really like Horizon: Zero Dawn and Horizon: Forbidden West, but god damn you can’t go two feet without Alloy muttering the answer to the puzzle. Like let me enjoy the damn gorgeous world you built Christ
If you're making a game for the players who absolutely need extremely high-frequency nagging barks from an NPC, you're kind of making a game for no one *but* those players
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I really like Horizon: Zero Dawn and Horizon: Forbidden West, but god damn you can’t go two feet without Alloy muttering the answer to the puzzle. Like let me enjoy the damn gorgeous world you built Christ
My Rust Code Contains Multitudes
michael quick question
what the actual fuck
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My Rust Code Contains Multitudes
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I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
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“We adopted #rustlang for its security and are seeing a 1000x reduction in memory safety vulnerability density ... with Rust changes having a 4x lower rollback rate and spending 25% less time in code review, the safer path is now also the faster one.”
security.googleblog.com/2025/11/rust...
security.googleblog.com/2025/11/rust...
Rust in Android: move fast and fix things
Posted by Jeff Vander Stoep, Android Last year, we wrote about why a memory safety strategy that focuses on vulnerability prevention in ...
security.googleblog.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“We adopted #rustlang for its security and are seeing a 1000x reduction in memory safety vulnerability density ... with Rust changes having a 4x lower rollback rate and spending 25% less time in code review, the safer path is now also the faster one.”
security.googleblog.com/2025/11/rust...
security.googleblog.com/2025/11/rust...
Praying for a very special election here in PA after this man basically guaranteed us no health care subsidies.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Praying for a very special election here in PA after this man basically guaranteed us no health care subsidies.
Arbitration Agreements should be illegal. Like sorry what? I can't sign up for one type of healthcare from my employer unless I sign one? Are you kidding me?
Deeply evil system. Luigi Mangione should get off scott free he did us all a service.
Deeply evil system. Luigi Mangione should get off scott free he did us all a service.
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Arbitration Agreements should be illegal. Like sorry what? I can't sign up for one type of healthcare from my employer unless I sign one? Are you kidding me?
Deeply evil system. Luigi Mangione should get off scott free he did us all a service.
Deeply evil system. Luigi Mangione should get off scott free he did us all a service.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
They think LLMs are genius, because they "speak" better than them. That they can build god. No wonder they think it'll replace everyone.
One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
They think LLMs are genius, because they "speak" better than them. That they can build god. No wonder they think it'll replace everyone.
Ain’t no way he wasn’t murdered after reading all these emails. This many rich and powerful people? Yeah one of em ordered that hit
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Ain’t no way he wasn’t murdered after reading all these emails. This many rich and powerful people? Yeah one of em ordered that hit
Donald: Jeffrey my one and only friend. I wrote you a card for your birthday
Epstein (in some email): literal worst person I’ve ever met lol
Sent from my iPhone
Epstein (in some email): literal worst person I’ve ever met lol
Sent from my iPhone
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Donald: Jeffrey my one and only friend. I wrote you a card for your birthday
Epstein (in some email): literal worst person I’ve ever met lol
Sent from my iPhone
Epstein (in some email): literal worst person I’ve ever met lol
Sent from my iPhone
Really just hard to stomach we know what was true already, but really they all just emailing each other like:
u up 4 pedophile crimes?
y. Thx 4 tht. c u tmmrw my friend
u up 4 pedophile crimes?
y. Thx 4 tht. c u tmmrw my friend
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Really just hard to stomach we know what was true already, but really they all just emailing each other like:
u up 4 pedophile crimes?
y. Thx 4 tht. c u tmmrw my friend
u up 4 pedophile crimes?
y. Thx 4 tht. c u tmmrw my friend
Put me in the Frame as I stare into the Cube while I Saber these Beats
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Put me in the Frame as I stare into the Cube while I Saber these Beats
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
Wow it’s as if capitulation only makes them more wmboldened
NEWS: Senate Republicans are threatening to block the extension of Affordable Care Act subsidies—unless Democrats agree to tougher abortion restrictions.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Wow it’s as if capitulation only makes them more wmboldened
I’m going to need Paradox to stop publishing new games and DLC so much lately for my wallets sake
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’m going to need Paradox to stop publishing new games and DLC so much lately for my wallets sake
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if you told 17 year old me how thoroughly, world-historically vindicated ICP would be within a couple decades...
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
if you told 17 year old me how thoroughly, world-historically vindicated ICP would be within a couple decades...
Yeah let's launch it during Thanksgiving. That's so smart and won't get people killed
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Yeah let's launch it during Thanksgiving. That's so smart and won't get people killed
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"truly it was out of curiosity"
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"truly it was out of curiosity"
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
Can I get a Good Evening Wendy in the chat?
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Can I get a Good Evening Wendy in the chat?