Michael Gattozzi
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Michael Gattozzi
@mgattozzi.dev
'A bad programmer' according to the Orange Site, he/him
Am I winning?
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Can I get a Good Evening Wendy in the chat?
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Might be cooking up something a little wild, you tell me.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Uh what even happened to my bread
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I didn’t even have the duo boon arcana card active this was freakish luck
October 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The year is 2025. Mobile websites continue to be a second class citizen.
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
October 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I think I need more fragrances this is clearly not wnough
October 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Signs with threatening auras
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ahahaha oh it's BAD BAD
October 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
40% of GDP growth this year christ. We're already in a recession when the AI bubble pops we're going to be in an even worse place than 2008.
October 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I love that there’s a beautiful lake that’s just a 20 min drive from my house
October 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is Wendy
October 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Man the Democrats are so cooked when every Government Agency like the VA here bends the truth like this with emails they send out why you can’t call the benefits hotline but oh yes don’t worry you’ll still get your benefits and healthcare.
October 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Unfortunately for my wallet I have accepted my fate as a Watch Guy now as my 30s Subclass to Fashionable Engineer.

I am in love with my H08. Works with all my jewelry and pretty much any outfit besides a black tie event really
September 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The murals in Philly are sick and some of my favorite art
September 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sometimes they have the cutest tiniest tails as well
September 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Seeing her in concert when I found out she just happened to be in Boston randomly that day and showing up was an absolute BLAST and @myrrlyn.net was of course hella jealous to find that out.
September 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Wildly prescient name for a restaurant in these times.
September 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Same man
September 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tech popups suck shit. Your options are:

1. Yes
2. Not now, but you'll send me a notification about this again tomorrow and I have no way of opting out of this forever, because we do not understand basic consent so that we can increase engagement of features for metrics. Thanks for my L5 promotion.
September 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s fall y’all
September 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM