metrologue
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I have a lot of interests and a bunch of half-baked hobbies that get set aside because it is more immediately rewarding to watch/read/listen to others talk about their own interests and hobbies. Star Trek, politics, maps, travel, music, games, tv, drawing.
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
Whelp. That's no good, Indy.
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Whelp. That's no good, Indy.
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He observes children's behavior and reports any naughty actions to the highest authority: Starfleet Command.
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
He observes children's behavior and reports any naughty actions to the highest authority: Starfleet Command.
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getting rhythmically beaten to death with broomsticks and trash can lids by the entire cast of Stomp
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
getting rhythmically beaten to death with broomsticks and trash can lids by the entire cast of Stomp
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That's a shame.
Don't let it get ya down, 44 year old Philip Rivers.
Don't let it get ya down, 44 year old Philip Rivers.
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
That's a shame.
Don't let it get ya down, 44 year old Philip Rivers.
Don't let it get ya down, 44 year old Philip Rivers.
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when someone’s trying to tell me their problems but all i care about is my trip to sea world
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
when someone’s trying to tell me their problems but all i care about is my trip to sea world
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A couple people have asked and so I want to be clear: YES please do a version of this story for your local sports mascots. Send it to me! This is what I want my legacy to be!
Bay Area Sports Mascots Ranked by the Ultimate Experts: Furries
Everybody has an opinion on mascots, but what do the real masters of the fur think?
www.coyotemedia.org
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A couple people have asked and so I want to be clear: YES please do a version of this story for your local sports mascots. Send it to me! This is what I want my legacy to be!
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scanning the @sundance.org lineup: hmm, interesting, might be good, sure why not, :loses entire fucking mind:
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
scanning the @sundance.org lineup: hmm, interesting, might be good, sure why not, :loses entire fucking mind:
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“what’s stopping you from-“ listen, I am so so sleepy
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“what’s stopping you from-“ listen, I am so so sleepy
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
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Falcons vs Seahawks today
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Falcons vs Seahawks today
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The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
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You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for...
🔭🐡🧪
🔭🐡🧪
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for...
🔭🐡🧪
🔭🐡🧪
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i'm sure this retraumatizes many people of a certain age
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
i'm sure this retraumatizes many people of a certain age
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Late night doodle.
Damn I miss Lower Decks.
Damn I miss Lower Decks.
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Late night doodle.
Damn I miss Lower Decks.
Damn I miss Lower Decks.
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Star Wars (1977)
They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Star Wars (1977)
Insert a movie into another movie
The Persuit of Happy Feet
The Persuit of Happy Feet
insert a movie into another movie
Star Trek: The Wrath of My Cousin Vinny
Star Trek: The Wrath of My Cousin Vinny
Insert a movie into another movie
Mrs Doubtfire's Day Off
Mrs Doubtfire's Day Off
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Insert a movie into another movie
The Persuit of Happy Feet
The Persuit of Happy Feet
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Words containing "meow"
Meow
Meows
Meowed
Homeowners
Meowing
Meow
Meows
Meowed
Homeowners
Meowing
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Words containing "meow"
Meow
Meows
Meowed
Homeowners
Meowing
Meow
Meows
Meowed
Homeowners
Meowing
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I heard the 10yo singing an odd parody last week ("I Can Only Count to 4") so I surprised her with the original. She perked up a measure in and asked me who was playing.
"The song's original artist, kiddo, Drowning Pool."
Then we had a laugh as she tried headbanging to "Bodies" - off beat.
"The song's original artist, kiddo, Drowning Pool."
Then we had a laugh as she tried headbanging to "Bodies" - off beat.
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I heard the 10yo singing an odd parody last week ("I Can Only Count to 4") so I surprised her with the original. She perked up a measure in and asked me who was playing.
"The song's original artist, kiddo, Drowning Pool."
Then we had a laugh as she tried headbanging to "Bodies" - off beat.
"The song's original artist, kiddo, Drowning Pool."
Then we had a laugh as she tried headbanging to "Bodies" - off beat.
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'