Metro Chimp
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LOLs, Nothing Matters!
(Until It Does)
(Until It Does)
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1/4: This case is about so much more than just getting Trump. These emails demonstrate the corruption extended throughout our ‘Betters’ for decades. These people kept telling me that my VISA balance was a sign of moral degeneracy because GOOD PEOPLE never had debts other than a low-rate mortgage ...
1/4: This case is about so much more than just getting Trump. These emails demonstrate the corruption extended throughout our ‘Betters’ for decades. These people kept telling me that my VISA balance was a sign of moral degeneracy because GOOD PEOPLE never had debts other than a low-rate mortgage ...
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
1/4: This case is about so much more than just getting Trump. These emails demonstrate the corruption extended throughout our ‘Betters’ for decades. These people kept telling me that my VISA balance was a sign of moral degeneracy because GOOD PEOPLE never had debts other than a low-rate mortgage ...
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I don't expect a Dem win here, although of course I would love it, but the loss margin will be instructive. If Van Epps only wins by five that's good for us; if he wins by less that's VERY good.
Morning Digest: GOP launches special election rescue mission in deep-red district
And Democrats turn up the heat on the Epstein files
www.the-downballot.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I don't expect a Dem win here, although of course I would love it, but the loss margin will be instructive. If Van Epps only wins by five that's good for us; if he wins by less that's VERY good.
1/2: "If the rich don’t like it, just move to Florida, it’s what you are going to do anyway."
The rich really need to be told "You are replaceable". God knows they love telling all of us that.
Go ahead and leave. No, a million people aren't going to leave NYC because Mamdani was elected ...
The rich really need to be told "You are replaceable". God knows they love telling all of us that.
Go ahead and leave. No, a million people aren't going to leave NYC because Mamdani was elected ...
Zohran Mamdani wants you to boycott Starbucks
Mamdani's call to boycott Starbucks amid the strike represents an early indication of how he may use the bully pulpit as NYC mayor.
www.businessinsider.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
1/2: "If the rich don’t like it, just move to Florida, it’s what you are going to do anyway."
The rich really need to be told "You are replaceable". God knows they love telling all of us that.
Go ahead and leave. No, a million people aren't going to leave NYC because Mamdani was elected ...
The rich really need to be told "You are replaceable". God knows they love telling all of us that.
Go ahead and leave. No, a million people aren't going to leave NYC because Mamdani was elected ...
At the same time #Trump and his #GOP are bringing back confederate statues they're cancelling the only coin with Abraham Lincoln's face on it ...
Pennies Are Trash Now
The government has no plan for America’s 300 billion pennies.
www.theatlantic.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Sunday zen: small waterfalls along Coney Brook at the Tillinghast Pond management area in West Greenwich RI
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sunday zen: small waterfalls along Coney Brook at the Tillinghast Pond management area in West Greenwich RI
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It's a revealing moment...
J.D. Vance welcomes a two-legged robot helping on the job site. But if that helper is a person named Jose, he calls it a threat. Same tasks, same productivity boost.
The inconsistency reveals this isn’t about economics.
J.D. Vance welcomes a two-legged robot helping on the job site. But if that helper is a person named Jose, he calls it a threat. Same tasks, same productivity boost.
The inconsistency reveals this isn’t about economics.
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It's a revealing moment...
J.D. Vance welcomes a two-legged robot helping on the job site. But if that helper is a person named Jose, he calls it a threat. Same tasks, same productivity boost.
The inconsistency reveals this isn’t about economics.
J.D. Vance welcomes a two-legged robot helping on the job site. But if that helper is a person named Jose, he calls it a threat. Same tasks, same productivity boost.
The inconsistency reveals this isn’t about economics.
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I love the whole "I don't have kids in school anymore, I shouldn't have to pay taxes that go to the public school" argument from people.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love the whole "I don't have kids in school anymore, I shouldn't have to pay taxes that go to the public school" argument from people.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
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Muppet Knives Out
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Muppet Knives Out
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Fam, not to worry…
You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.
You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fam, not to worry…
You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.
You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.
Times (Often) Make the Leader ...
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Times (Often) Make the Leader ...
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Now sing it to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas" ;)
Could I but ride indefinite,
As doth the meadow-bee,
And visit only where I liked,
And no man visit me,
And flirt all day with buttercups,
And marry whom I may,
And dwell a little everywhere,
Or better, run away
-- Emily Dickinson
#Photography #ImageAndVerse #ClassicMono #BNWmacro #EastCoastKin
As doth the meadow-bee,
And visit only where I liked,
And no man visit me,
And flirt all day with buttercups,
And marry whom I may,
And dwell a little everywhere,
Or better, run away
-- Emily Dickinson
#Photography #ImageAndVerse #ClassicMono #BNWmacro #EastCoastKin
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Now sing it to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas" ;)
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KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
I've been thinking exactly the same thing since all this started ...
All I’m going to say is, they don’t care if he’s had sex with children, but if they find out he’s had sex with another man, they will implode…
They have a fcked up sense of morality.
They have a fcked up sense of morality.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I've been thinking exactly the same thing since all this started ...
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Too bad Ken Starr is dead. He'd be the perfect guy for this!
Pam Bondi will not have a license to practice law when this is all over. You can’t stay a bar member and agree to investigate only members of one political party for child sexual abuse but not members of the other. And, you can’t do it after previously saying no one else could be charged.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Too bad Ken Starr is dead. He'd be the perfect guy for this!
If #Trump & Blondi are hoping to elicit an “Oh noez, we have to protect fellow Dems, Clinton and Summers! Let’s just forget the whole thing!” … they’re going to be mightily disappointed.
Trump, amid Epstein furor, directs Bondi to investigate Democrats
“Some Weak Republicans have fallen into their clutches because they are soft and foolish,” Trump wrote in another Truth Social post Friday.
www.politico.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If #Trump & Blondi are hoping to elicit an “Oh noez, we have to protect fellow Dems, Clinton and Summers! Let’s just forget the whole thing!” … they’re going to be mightily disappointed.
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Senile Satan may be in for a surprise at the next State of the Union.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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