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Metro Chimp
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LOLs, Nothing Matters!

(Until It Does)
4/4: my "Betters" were raping girls young enough to be my children and aiding money laundering for terrorists.

Guillotines are too good for these people.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
3/4: drank more than one glass of wine with dinner on Saturday night, then they would be economically secure. If I owed money it was entirely my fault, as was everything else wrong in my life.

While I was blaming myself for everything from a disorderly living room to chronic debt to gum disease ...
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
2/4: I was struggling at work because I was lazy, not because the entire economic system was leaning at an ‘abandon ship under admiralty rules’ angle toward billionaires. If people just worked really hard at math-related jobs, never spent any money on themselves, never did drugs, had sex, or ...
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
2/2: No, NYC isn't going to fall apart. Competent people will replace the rich who leave. The lights will remain on in the city. The world will keep spinning.
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hmmm ... I wonder why POLITICO is running one of their typical "Dems In Disarray" hit pieces THIS week ... Hmmm ... Is there an important vote coming up in the House?!?!
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police."

Not quite ...
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Now sing it to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas" ;)
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM