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We'lL be Greeted as lLiberators! Thank yo for your attention to this matter!!! - Lawyers, Guns & Money
I haven’t traveled abroad that much, but when I did I encountered locals who were eager to tell me that the U.S. is a nation of hypocritical thugs. They usually compared U.S. chest thumping about bein...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
1/2: Trump's reaction when Iranian Muslims kill women for wearing short skirts & engaging in lesbian sex: "This is the biggest outrage ever by a barbaric country and religion"
Trump's reaction when American Christian says women who wear short skirts and engage in lesbian sex should be executed ...
Trump's reaction when American Christian says women who wear short skirts and engage in lesbian sex should be executed ...
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DHS Says REAL ID, Which DHS Certifies, Is Too Unreliable To Confirm U.S. Citizenship
It's the punch line to a bad joke that started 20 years ago when Congress passed the REAL ID Act.
reason.com/2025/12/31/d...
It's the punch line to a bad joke that started 20 years ago when Congress passed the REAL ID Act.
reason.com/2025/12/31/d...
DHS says REAL ID, which DHS certifies, is too unreliable to confirm U.S. citizenship
It's the punch line to a bad joke that started 20 years ago when Congress passed the REAL ID Act.
reason.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
DHS Says REAL ID, Which DHS Certifies, Is Too Unreliable To Confirm U.S. Citizenship
It's the punch line to a bad joke that started 20 years ago when Congress passed the REAL ID Act.
reason.com/2025/12/31/d...
It's the punch line to a bad joke that started 20 years ago when Congress passed the REAL ID Act.
reason.com/2025/12/31/d...
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Bill McKibben isn’t known for his rosy outlook on climate change. Back in 1989, he wrote The End of Nature, which is considered the first mainstream book warning of global warming’s pot...
How a climate doomsayer became an unexpected optimist
On this week’s “More To The Story,” environmentalist Bill McKibben examines how the remarkable rise of solar power could (finally) begin to slow climate change.
www.motherjones.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Bill McKibben isn’t known for his rosy outlook on climate change. Back in 1989, he wrote The End of Nature, which is considered the first mainstream book warning of global warming’s pot...
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Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
1/2: THIS is the pathetic lump that 77+ million people voted for. THIS is the wasted dementia-ridden thing that all those people believed would lower their grocery bills.
Any normal person ...
Any normal person ...
Trump "aces" yet another dementia screening test - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Source: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The White House Doctors have just reported that I am in “PERFECT HEALTH,” and that I “ACED” (Meaning, was correct on 100% of the questions asked!), for the thi...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
1/2: THIS is the pathetic lump that 77+ million people voted for. THIS is the wasted dementia-ridden thing that all those people believed would lower their grocery bills.
Any normal person ...
Any normal person ...
Also Elon Musk: "I'm sorry you people are too stupid to understand how rich I'm going to get selling sexbots that scream racial epithets when I orgasm!"
elon musk knows about the sexual harassment and CSAM generating bot he’s created and he likes it and endorses it! pedocon rapist theory
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Also Elon Musk: "I'm sorry you people are too stupid to understand how rich I'm going to get selling sexbots that scream racial epithets when I orgasm!"
Remember when Elmo got a trillion dollar pay package for ... reasons?
(But it's not really part of the discourse because the New York mayor's wife has some boots that would be expensive for an average person)
(But it's not really part of the discourse because the New York mayor's wife has some boots that would be expensive for an average person)
China’s BYD Surpasses Tesla as World Leader in Electric Car Sales
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Remember when Elmo got a trillion dollar pay package for ... reasons?
(But it's not really part of the discourse because the New York mayor's wife has some boots that would be expensive for an average person)
(But it's not really part of the discourse because the New York mayor's wife has some boots that would be expensive for an average person)
We will come back, perhaps in a much different and stronger form, when crime begins to soar again!
Don't think you have defeated me, Comet Corrigan! Your pathetic victory today is but a minor setback. I shall rebuild my unstoppable Astro Armada and return more powerful than before! So swears Pmurt!
Don't think you have defeated me, Comet Corrigan! Your pathetic victory today is but a minor setback. I shall rebuild my unstoppable Astro Armada and return more powerful than before! So swears Pmurt!
Trump says he’s pulling National Guard out of Chicago, LA and Portland
The move comes after the U.S. Supreme Court refused to block a lower court’s decision barring Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago.
www.ms.now
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
We will come back, perhaps in a much different and stronger form, when crime begins to soar again!
Don't think you have defeated me, Comet Corrigan! Your pathetic victory today is but a minor setback. I shall rebuild my unstoppable Astro Armada and return more powerful than before! So swears Pmurt!
Don't think you have defeated me, Comet Corrigan! Your pathetic victory today is but a minor setback. I shall rebuild my unstoppable Astro Armada and return more powerful than before! So swears Pmurt!
"Fucking make me.!
That's what you say to them.
Every time.
"Fucking make me!"
That's what you say to them.
Every time.
"Fucking make me!"
Resisting him almost always works, trying to bargain with him never ever works
BREAKING: After legal setbacks, President Trump says he's dropping push for the National Guard in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland for now.
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
"Fucking make me.!
That's what you say to them.
Every time.
"Fucking make me!"
That's what you say to them.
Every time.
"Fucking make me!"
1/2: Trump's reaction when Iranian Muslims kill women for wearing short skirts & engaging in lesbian sex: "This is the biggest outrage ever by a barbaric country and religion"
Trump's reaction when American Christian says women who wear short skirts and engage in lesbian sex should be executed ...
Trump's reaction when American Christian says women who wear short skirts and engage in lesbian sex should be executed ...
We'lL be Greeted as lLiberators! Thank yo for your attention to this matter!!! - Lawyers, Guns & Money
I haven’t traveled abroad that much, but when I did I encountered locals who were eager to tell me that the U.S. is a nation of hypocritical thugs. They usually compared U.S. chest thumping about bein...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
1/2: Trump's reaction when Iranian Muslims kill women for wearing short skirts & engaging in lesbian sex: "This is the biggest outrage ever by a barbaric country and religion"
Trump's reaction when American Christian says women who wear short skirts and engage in lesbian sex should be executed ...
Trump's reaction when American Christian says women who wear short skirts and engage in lesbian sex should be executed ...
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In a year when President Donald Trump called Chicago the “most dangerous city in the world” and launched an aggressive deportation campaign, citywide killings ultimately fell to a 60-year low as overall crime continued to drop.
Chicago records fewest killings since 1965, despite Trump's attacks against the city
www.wbez.org
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
In a year when President Donald Trump called Chicago the “most dangerous city in the world” and launched an aggressive deportation campaign, citywide killings ultimately fell to a 60-year low as overall crime continued to drop.
"If Iran shots and violently kills peaceful protesters, which is their custom, the US of A will come to their rescue. We are locked and loaded and ready to go. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Hold On a fuckin' minute!
Didn't Diaper Don wanna' shoot protesters over here?!?!
Hold On a fuckin' minute!
Didn't Diaper Don wanna' shoot protesters over here?!?!
3AM 2026 01 02 06 33 25
YouTube video by BoggioniRo
www.youtube.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"If Iran shots and violently kills peaceful protesters, which is their custom, the US of A will come to their rescue. We are locked and loaded and ready to go. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Hold On a fuckin' minute!
Didn't Diaper Don wanna' shoot protesters over here?!?!
Hold On a fuckin' minute!
Didn't Diaper Don wanna' shoot protesters over here?!?!
Very much worth following!
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Very much worth following!
A cautious optimist's New Year ...
January 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
A cautious optimist's New Year ...
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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Of course the Orange Blob did that...
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January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Of course the Orange Blob did that...
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Woo wee I was pretty scared there for a minute but I'm still here. Apparently this was posted by some sort of crank or charlatan. Who would have thought that would happen?
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Woo wee I was pretty scared there for a minute but I'm still here. Apparently this was posted by some sort of crank or charlatan. Who would have thought that would happen?
What Bull Shit: #Trump gets to the office at 10 and works until 7 or 8? He's playing golf, tweeting, and watching TV.
Please.
These folks lie about every ... damned ... thing ...
Please.
These folks lie about every ... damned ... thing ...
Shorter meetings ordered at the White House as aides cope with Trump dozing off: report
The White House is implementing measures to address fallout over public concerns over Donald Trump either dozing off or appearing to fall asleep during televised events in the Oval Office.According t...
www.rawstory.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
What Bull Shit: #Trump gets to the office at 10 and works until 7 or 8? He's playing golf, tweeting, and watching TV.
Please.
These folks lie about every ... damned ... thing ...
Please.
These folks lie about every ... damned ... thing ...
We're gonna' need a hell of a lot more lamp posts come 2028!
WATCH: Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem dancing to “Ice Ice Baby” at Mar-a-Lago on New Year’s Eve.
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
We're gonna' need a hell of a lot more lamp posts come 2028!
"Can you imagine, they stole $18 billion" ... That's peanuts compared to what I’ve stolen. I’ve stolen more than this country has ever seen! The most! These immigrants are amateurs! Losers! The worst! I’ll put my name on these daycare centers! They’ll be the best!! We’ll make trillions of dollars!!!
Obsessed Trump derails New Year's Eve party with rant on 'Somalia fraud'
President Donald Trump raged about alleged social services fraud committed in Minnesota during a brief appearance at his New Year's Eve party at Mar-a-Lago on Wednesday. The debate about social servic...
www.rawstory.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
"Can you imagine, they stole $18 billion" ... That's peanuts compared to what I’ve stolen. I’ve stolen more than this country has ever seen! The most! These immigrants are amateurs! Losers! The worst! I’ll put my name on these daycare centers! They’ll be the best!! We’ll make trillions of dollars!!!
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Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Good words for a good New Year ...
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Good words for a good New Year ...
Reading John Ganz at the moment, and his description of #Trump as "not a predator but a parasite" is absolutely perfect. Trump is a fat tapeworm inserted in the public gut, laying eggs and spawning ...
Trump’s Tangled Web of Deal-Making, Policy and Riches (Gift Article)
The president, his family and some of their closest associates have engaged in a sprawling campaign of deals that stretches across industries and the globe.
www.nytimes.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Reading John Ganz at the moment, and his description of #Trump as "not a predator but a parasite" is absolutely perfect. Trump is a fat tapeworm inserted in the public gut, laying eggs and spawning ...
Can’t even begin to wrap my mind around what would have to be done to clean this up, once we’ve gotten out of this place. A basic rule of thumb however should be:
Figure out what Merrick Garland would have done about it ... then do JUST the opposite!
Figure out what Merrick Garland would have done about it ... then do JUST the opposite!
WATCH: Jack Smith's full House Judiciary deposition on investigating and indicting Trump
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Can’t even begin to wrap my mind around what would have to be done to clean this up, once we’ve gotten out of this place. A basic rule of thumb however should be:
Figure out what Merrick Garland would have done about it ... then do JUST the opposite!
Figure out what Merrick Garland would have done about it ... then do JUST the opposite!