Metro Chimp
@metrochimp.bsky.social
LOLs, Nothing Matters!
(Until It Does)
(Until It Does)
1/4: This case is about so much more than just getting Trump. These emails demonstrate the corruption extended throughout our ‘Betters’ for decades. These people kept telling me that my VISA balance was a sign of moral degeneracy because GOOD PEOPLE never had debts other than a low-rate mortgage ...
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
1/4: This case is about so much more than just getting Trump. These emails demonstrate the corruption extended throughout our ‘Betters’ for decades. These people kept telling me that my VISA balance was a sign of moral degeneracy because GOOD PEOPLE never had debts other than a low-rate mortgage ...
"In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police."
Not quite ...
Not quite ...
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police."
Not quite ...
Not quite ...
Damn, look who else has teeny, weeny hands!
(And what’s the point of an opposable thumb when your fingers are this short?!?!)
(And what’s the point of an opposable thumb when your fingers are this short?!?!)
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Damn, look who else has teeny, weeny hands!
(And what’s the point of an opposable thumb when your fingers are this short?!?!)
(And what’s the point of an opposable thumb when your fingers are this short?!?!)
Baseball is 90% mental, folks!
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Baseball is 90% mental, folks!
So she says that every foreign spot at a US university should go to a black kid or a kid from Appalachia. What are the odds that this monstrosity has also come out vigorously against the DEI?!?!
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
So she says that every foreign spot at a US university should go to a black kid or a kid from Appalachia. What are the odds that this monstrosity has also come out vigorously against the DEI?!?!
From your lips to ...
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
From your lips to ...
