mervin bourger, of the internet
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help i am trapped in computer - aggressively okay at tetris, rhythm games, total weeb trash
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
the dohalim fight in tales of arise may just be one of the top 10 worst fights ever holy fuck
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the dohalim fight in tales of arise may just be one of the top 10 worst fights ever holy fuck
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
literal burger nation
some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
literal burger nation
huge album drop coming
Lumines Arise (Original Soundtrack) releases on February 2nd buff.ly/f3aFLrl
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
huge album drop coming
get in, we're going for a ride
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
get in, we're going for a ride
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
lumines arise is basically tetsuya mizuguchi saying they could have made tetris effect even trippier
i feel like i should be high in order to experience it properly
i feel like i should be high in order to experience it properly
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
lumines arise is basically tetsuya mizuguchi saying they could have made tetris effect even trippier
i feel like i should be high in order to experience it properly
i feel like i should be high in order to experience it properly
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Unlimited Home Movies
November 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Unlimited Home Movies
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
primary every single senator.
"but mine didn't vo-" nope.
primary. EVERY. SINGLE. senator.
"but mine didn't vo-" nope.
primary. EVERY. SINGLE. senator.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
primary every single senator.
"but mine didn't vo-" nope.
primary. EVERY. SINGLE. senator.
"but mine didn't vo-" nope.
primary. EVERY. SINGLE. senator.
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just learning about the united states democratic party
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
just learning about the united states democratic party
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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
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Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
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Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
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Problem solved
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Problem solved