mervin bourger, of the internet
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help i am trapped in computer - aggressively okay at tetris, rhythm games, total weeb trash
of fucking course moot is in the epstein files and of course pedo traffickers were involved in the creation of /pol/
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 AM
of fucking course moot is in the epstein files and of course pedo traffickers were involved in the creation of /pol/
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January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
i never tire hearing the super metroid credits theme
January 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
i never tire hearing the super metroid credits theme
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I keep forgetting Kazuma Kiryu is a character in UmaMusume.
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I keep forgetting Kazuma Kiryu is a character in UmaMusume.
did a suitless phantoon for an archipelago
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
did a suitless phantoon for an archipelago
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"Check out my new controller, Fred!"
"Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"
"Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
"Check out my new controller, Fred!"
"Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"
"Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"
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THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT THE TRUTH WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT THE TRUTH WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME
first, literally who
second, then why the fuck are they getting promoted to the front page
second, then why the fuck are they getting promoted to the front page
January 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
first, literally who
second, then why the fuck are they getting promoted to the front page
second, then why the fuck are they getting promoted to the front page
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enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
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Some people out there really still complaining about how their favorite show born on a magazine aimed at young boys doesn't have adult protagonists or explicit queer characters while there's literally anthologies called shit like ALCOHOL YURI ANTHOLOGY STRONG and YULIQUEUR ALCOHOL YURI ANTHOLOGY
January 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Some people out there really still complaining about how their favorite show born on a magazine aimed at young boys doesn't have adult protagonists or explicit queer characters while there's literally anthologies called shit like ALCOHOL YURI ANTHOLOGY STRONG and YULIQUEUR ALCOHOL YURI ANTHOLOGY
I had only done super metroid randomizer in the context of archipelagos, so I decided to do a casual one solo
my time is ass (I did the maridia-ws-crateria loop way more times than I would like to admit) but I was able to finish it
my time is ass (I did the maridia-ws-crateria loop way more times than I would like to admit) but I was able to finish it
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I had only done super metroid randomizer in the context of archipelagos, so I decided to do a casual one solo
my time is ass (I did the maridia-ws-crateria loop way more times than I would like to admit) but I was able to finish it
my time is ass (I did the maridia-ws-crateria loop way more times than I would like to admit) but I was able to finish it
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
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I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
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TAKE THE SHOT
I don’t care how much you want to pay me, I will never do this.
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
TAKE THE SHOT