Mental Errorist
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*screams into an unending void*
*void screams back*
"Huh. Yeah, I expected something like that."
*void screams back*
"Huh. Yeah, I expected something like that."
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So far I think we've learned that Hesgeth's qualifications for Secretary of Defense are that (1) God has forgiven him for any of the drinking and sexual assaulting he's done and (2) he really wants it, so stop being mean.
January 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
So far I think we've learned that Hesgeth's qualifications for Secretary of Defense are that (1) God has forgiven him for any of the drinking and sexual assaulting he's done and (2) he really wants it, so stop being mean.
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Her: Let's go for a walk
Him: Can't, uh, baseball's on
Her: Baseball in January?
Him: Winter baseball. They use a snowball
Her: You could've just said no
Him: When they slide into home they use a sled
Her: *leaves*
Him: *yelling* The dugout literally needs to be dug out!
Him: Can't, uh, baseball's on
Her: Baseball in January?
Him: Winter baseball. They use a snowball
Her: You could've just said no
Him: When they slide into home they use a sled
Her: *leaves*
Him: *yelling* The dugout literally needs to be dug out!
January 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Her: Let's go for a walk
Him: Can't, uh, baseball's on
Her: Baseball in January?
Him: Winter baseball. They use a snowball
Her: You could've just said no
Him: When they slide into home they use a sled
Her: *leaves*
Him: *yelling* The dugout literally needs to be dug out!
Him: Can't, uh, baseball's on
Her: Baseball in January?
Him: Winter baseball. They use a snowball
Her: You could've just said no
Him: When they slide into home they use a sled
Her: *leaves*
Him: *yelling* The dugout literally needs to be dug out!
Do you ever wonder if Gordon Ramsey has a satisfactory meal? Like, goes to the movies with his kids and *doesn't* berate the staff for his popcorn being too salty?
December 16, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Do you ever wonder if Gordon Ramsey has a satisfactory meal? Like, goes to the movies with his kids and *doesn't* berate the staff for his popcorn being too salty?
Bizarre capitalization, but very accurate.
WHY are we not repeating this phrase: “Trump is the Single most documented liar in US History.”?
Don’t mention his name without reminding people he is not only a felon, but he is also a pathological liar. We need to start Framing and Shaming with the truth the way MAGA does with lies.
Don’t mention his name without reminding people he is not only a felon, but he is also a pathological liar. We need to start Framing and Shaming with the truth the way MAGA does with lies.
December 16, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Bizarre capitalization, but very accurate.
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December 16, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Land doesn’t vote. Stop pretending it does.
December 14, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Land doesn’t vote. Stop pretending it does.
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With MAGAs, you just reverse every word to get the truth:
“When Americans chose Donald Trump in one of the narrowest popular votes in history—49.81% to 48.33%—they sent a muddled message. It’s time for either no or incremental change, and the worst place imaginable to start would be Tulsi Gabbard.”
“When Americans chose Donald Trump in one of the narrowest popular votes in history—49.81% to 48.33%—they sent a muddled message. It’s time for either no or incremental change, and the worst place imaginable to start would be Tulsi Gabbard.”
December 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM
With MAGAs, you just reverse every word to get the truth:
“When Americans chose Donald Trump in one of the narrowest popular votes in history—49.81% to 48.33%—they sent a muddled message. It’s time for either no or incremental change, and the worst place imaginable to start would be Tulsi Gabbard.”
“When Americans chose Donald Trump in one of the narrowest popular votes in history—49.81% to 48.33%—they sent a muddled message. It’s time for either no or incremental change, and the worst place imaginable to start would be Tulsi Gabbard.”
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Anonymous source have informed me that Nancy Mace once got so mad at a Starbucks cashier for not saying "Merry Christmas" that she shit herself all the way into her shoes. She then put the shoes in her purse, at which time everyone started saying "you stink shitpurse" and she cried
December 12, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Anonymous source have informed me that Nancy Mace once got so mad at a Starbucks cashier for not saying "Merry Christmas" that she shit herself all the way into her shoes. She then put the shoes in her purse, at which time everyone started saying "you stink shitpurse" and she cried
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Doctor: So what happened?
Me: Guy at the bar stabbed me when I was trying to defend my wife’s honor
Wife: No
Me: I rescued a baby from a fire and the fire had a knife
Wife: No
Me: Tiffany came on while I was cooking and I started dancing and accidentally stabbed myself
Wife: There it is
Me: Guy at the bar stabbed me when I was trying to defend my wife’s honor
Wife: No
Me: I rescued a baby from a fire and the fire had a knife
Wife: No
Me: Tiffany came on while I was cooking and I started dancing and accidentally stabbed myself
Wife: There it is
December 12, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Doctor: So what happened?
Me: Guy at the bar stabbed me when I was trying to defend my wife’s honor
Wife: No
Me: I rescued a baby from a fire and the fire had a knife
Wife: No
Me: Tiffany came on while I was cooking and I started dancing and accidentally stabbed myself
Wife: There it is
Me: Guy at the bar stabbed me when I was trying to defend my wife’s honor
Wife: No
Me: I rescued a baby from a fire and the fire had a knife
Wife: No
Me: Tiffany came on while I was cooking and I started dancing and accidentally stabbed myself
Wife: There it is
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Just saw an argument online about 3D-printed arms and I’ll be honest it took me longer than it should’ve to realize what the argument was actually about
December 11, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Just saw an argument online about 3D-printed arms and I’ll be honest it took me longer than it should’ve to realize what the argument was actually about
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Happy birthday to the 3rd most over-rated "poet" in American music.
Jim Morrison would have been 81 today; let that sink in !!
You've seen your birth your life and death
You might recall all of the rest
Did you have a good world when you died?
Enough to base a movie on?
#jimmorrison #thedoors #vinyl #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords
You've seen your birth your life and death
You might recall all of the rest
Did you have a good world when you died?
Enough to base a movie on?
#jimmorrison #thedoors #vinyl #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords
December 9, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Happy birthday to the 3rd most over-rated "poet" in American music.
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okay so in the top left corner hit file and then go down to export. what do you mean you can’t see it? like the whole screen is black? is the computer on? okay turn the computer on. okay. mom I don’t know your password. mom. mom. why did you bring me into this world mom.
December 9, 2024 at 3:36 PM
okay so in the top left corner hit file and then go down to export. what do you mean you can’t see it? like the whole screen is black? is the computer on? okay turn the computer on. okay. mom I don’t know your password. mom. mom. why did you bring me into this world mom.
I related to hard to this I nearly had to pour a drink/move across the country/burn down my local telecom.
okay so in the top left corner hit file and then go down to export. what do you mean you can’t see it? like the whole screen is black? is the computer on? okay turn the computer on. okay. mom I don’t know your password. mom. mom. why did you bring me into this world mom.
December 9, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I related to hard to this I nearly had to pour a drink/move across the country/burn down my local telecom.
This is becoming very relevant. I'm getting buried under bot accounts and can't seem to make them unfollow me.
Anybody know if there's a way to soft block accounts here? Just got followed by a bunch of bots.
December 9, 2024 at 7:25 AM
This is becoming very relevant. I'm getting buried under bot accounts and can't seem to make them unfollow me.
Finally caught the Elf on the Shelf. This bitch is going straight into the snowblower.
December 9, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Finally caught the Elf on the Shelf. This bitch is going straight into the snowblower.
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BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 AM
BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
Work hours should be adjusted based on available sunlight. You can have 9-5 in the summer, but in winter I'm not leaving the house in the dark and I better leave and get home while it's still light out.
December 9, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Work hours should be adjusted based on available sunlight. You can have 9-5 in the summer, but in winter I'm not leaving the house in the dark and I better leave and get home while it's still light out.
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This would undermine every last bit of integrity Biden has, and make the rule of law into a complete joke.
www.msnbc.com/jonathan-cap...
www.msnbc.com/jonathan-cap...
Clyburn urges Biden to pardon Trump 'so we can clean the slate'
After convincing President Biden to pardon his son Hunter, South Carolina Rep. Jim Clyburn is now calling for clemency for Donald Trump. "If we keep digging at things in the past, I'm not too sure the...
www.msnbc.com
December 9, 2024 at 5:24 AM
This would undermine every last bit of integrity Biden has, and make the rule of law into a complete joke.
www.msnbc.com/jonathan-cap...
www.msnbc.com/jonathan-cap...
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*books flight to Monaco*
*sprints to race track*
*gasping for breath*
Your….your mom
*sprints to race track*
*gasping for breath*
Your….your mom
December 9, 2024 at 2:30 AM
*books flight to Monaco*
*sprints to race track*
*gasping for breath*
Your….your mom
*sprints to race track*
*gasping for breath*
Your….your mom
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If we agree that Heaven is above us & Hell is below us, then it makes sense that winter is caused by Hell freezing over (while it leaks up into the Earth) and summer occurs once Hell thaws out & warms back up again. Therefore, snowmen are actually demons. In this essay,
December 9, 2024 at 1:15 AM
If we agree that Heaven is above us & Hell is below us, then it makes sense that winter is caused by Hell freezing over (while it leaks up into the Earth) and summer occurs once Hell thaws out & warms back up again. Therefore, snowmen are actually demons. In this essay,
Anybody know if there's a way to soft block accounts here? Just got followed by a bunch of bots.
December 8, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Anybody know if there's a way to soft block accounts here? Just got followed by a bunch of bots.
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Sorry I haven't kept in better touch it's just that the past is dead and the inescapable current of time swiftly carries me away
December 7, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Sorry I haven't kept in better touch it's just that the past is dead and the inescapable current of time swiftly carries me away