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🐸 Mel Comes to Frogtown 🐸
@melibean.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans🏳️‍⚧️. She/Her. 35
PDX Hipster Trash. I draw eyeball monsters and geek out over pinball, anthology horror and pro wrestling.
Taller in person
Always smells good
Shigeru Miyamoto won’t leave my house

gf of @midnightmasseffect.bsky.social 💙
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I didn’t read the terms of service on the last switch update and now Shigeru Miyamoto is naked in my house breaking all of my old PlayStation games and shouting lewd and vulgar things at me and legally I just have to let him do it.
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we need to come up with $300 by Monday or they're going to auction our storage space

we're two queer, forty something transsexual, SA surviving, former sex workers and we're active community members in meat space and the internet™️

love you whether you give or boost or ignore entirely xoxo
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Diamond Is Unbreakable (2016)
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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also i love my amazing partners @spacebitchual.bsky.social and @melibean.bsky.social

i love them so muuuuuuch rn Meli is asleep next to me and our butts are touching its really cute
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I bet if you told a pedophile to enjoy the camps Bluesky would ban you
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sometimes I explode out of my clothes
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 AM
AMERICAN MALES
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Car accidents are really terrible and it’s kinda fucked up how rescue crews go out of their way to put on a roadside light extravaganza with flares and special ribbon that gets put around the whole thing.

Like throwing a road side birthday party for some decapitated dude.

Absolutely shameful
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I hope she’s ready to tame a leopard
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Would you still love me if tofu ruined my life?
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I went vegan for 4 days and my shit has never smelled worse.

Does it balance out eventually or am I gonna have to go back to eating garbage so my dookies go back to normal.

Asking for a friend named me I’m the friend this is terrible
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Men need to stop telling women not to litter
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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inside of me there are three wolves. i'm a t shirt
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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inside of me there are two wolves. that's called yiffing baybeeeeeeeee
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Bushido Blade is the best fighting game of all time
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Inside of me are two wolves and one of them is farting
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Everyone is making me feel loved and seen today and I’m very grateful for the people who have allowed me into their lives
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I drank so much coffee you guys like fuck bro fuck.

Shit dude this was a lot of coffee.

I drank so much, dawg.

Unreal
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I saw this in a window I walked past today. #VHS #FilmSky
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Fancy stickers for fancy occasions. Like staying in an feeling real sad. Available now from me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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You know, I've been around plenty of people intoxicated or in a mental health crisis and I've never once had the thought "I should take a picture of them to go on the internet"
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I lost my Patreon for the time being. This obviously is a massive blow. I will try to resolve Patreon’s issues with my ASMR account, but I think this is the beginning of the end for using Patreon as a VTuber
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Dog the Bounty Hunter looks like the Party and Player final boss
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM