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🐸 Mel Comes to Frogtown 🐸
@melibean.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ Trans🏳️‍⚧️. She/Her. 35
PDX Hipster Trash. I draw eyeball monsters and geek out over pinball, anthology horror and pro wrestling.
Taller in person
Always smells good
Shigeru Miyamoto won’t leave my house

gf of @midnightmasseffect.bsky.social 💙
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God smiles upon me this day.

The corner store has Faygo.
23oz bottles of Fruit Punch, Cotton Candy, Jolly Green Apple, Pineapple Watermelon, and Blue Raspberry Faygo.
November 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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I just wanted to sleep, dawg
This shit is ridiculous.
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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You think people will understand my costume?
The back of an entertainment center with two hole for cable management The back of an entertainment center with two holes for maximum enjoyment
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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When you’re sexually attracted to razor burns
Adult content label on my razor burn pic
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Oops all nipple!
A close up of Meli’s nipple. This is probably seen as pornography by blue sky moderators
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Razor burn on tit
Meli’s non erotic non pornographic boob with a razor burn
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Jimbo from The Simpsons saying “I smell like me?” His mind blown by the concept
October 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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• Follow the dog:
a dog appears to be "walking his owner," it could be a sign that the owner is in distress or a medical emergency, and the dog is seeking help for them. In this situation, you should follow the dog, have someone call emergency services, and be prepared to assist the owner when found. If the owner is in trouble: If you see a dog leading a person with a leash, or if a dog seems to be trying to get your attention to lead you somewhere, it might indicate the owner is in a medical emergency. Follow the dog: Follow the dog, and if possible, have someone call your local emergency number (like 911) to explain the situation. Stay on the line: Stay on the phone with the emergency dispatcher until they tell you to hang up. Be prepared to help: Be ready to provide first aid and return the dog to the owner or a designated representative once you find them. Do not surrender the dog to anyone who cannot properly identify themselves.
October 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Bout to listen to some fly ass tunes
Meli with green hair and red lipstick
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Grass type gym leader era
Meli with green hair in a floral dress Meli with green hair in a floral dress Meli with green hair in a floral dress
October 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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When he finds it, he joyfully puts it on his shoulders and goes home. Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost sheep.’
A man who looks like Michael Klineheinz wearing a Donald Duck style marine outfit holding a sheep
October 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I like being the tranny that draws eyeballs

It’s my favorite thing to be
A ballpoint pen drawing of an elaborate eyeball creature. A framed ballpoint pen drawing of an elaborate eyeball creature
October 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!! SASKATCHEWAN!!
SASKATCHEWAN!! A stack of pancakes
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Iykyk

🤼
New Jack holding up two fingers
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Rat update.

Got two in the ground.

Properly buried with nice little headstones.
A rat grave. A brick with an angel picture propped up against it A rat grave. A brick with an angel picture propped up against it
October 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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So based for saying this, queen
October 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Aesthetically pleasing Molotov cocktail
October 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Except this guy

There are so many conditions on my love for this guy that he practically has to send in a mail in rebate to get a hug
I’m not being mean. He’s in on the bit Some goofy ass motherfucker with a mustache
October 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I have no idea what the fuck I was cooking with on this one but I dig the vibe
I have no idea how to describe this. I guess it’s kind of like if a theater balcony has hundreds of eyes and was someone alive
September 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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XXI
The World
A fat wad of eyeballs with 8 tents flowing at the bottom
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Jellyfish
Jellyfish
Jellyfish
Jellyfish
Jellyfish
Jellyfish
Jellyfish
Jellyfish
September 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Epic handshake meme of Shamu and Charlie Kirk shaking hands over splashing fans in the front row
September 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I’m really proud that my art has moved from fun fridge drawings I did to stuff my mom has framed on her wall.

I’m something of a black sheep of the family if you can believe it.

I like that even though she doesn’t understand me, she understands my art and appreciates the effort I put in.
A framed picture of a cosmic deer made of eyes and tendrils
September 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Feeding the neighborhood strays today.

Got them hooked up with two cans of wet food and a fat lot of kibble.

Enough for these two beautiful babies, and their mama and siblings when they feel like coming over for dinner.
September 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Does this look infected to you?
A framed ballpoint pen drawing of a mass of eyeballs with 8 tendrils
September 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM