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🐸 Mel Comes to Frogtown 🐸
@melibean.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans🏳️‍⚧️. She/Her. 35
PDX Hipster Trash. I draw eyeball monsters and geek out over pinball, anthology horror and pro wrestling.
Taller in person
Always smells good
Shigeru Miyamoto won’t leave my house

gf of @midnightmasseffect.bsky.social 💙
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Pinned
I didn’t read the terms of service on the last switch update and now Shigeru Miyamoto is naked in my house breaking all of my old PlayStation games and shouting lewd and vulgar things at me and legally I just have to let him do it.
Men need to stop telling women not to litter
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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inside of me there are three wolves. i'm a t shirt
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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inside of me there are two wolves. that's called yiffing baybeeeeeeeee
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Bushido Blade is the best fighting game of all time
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Inside of me are two wolves and one of them is farting
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Everyone is making me feel loved and seen today and I’m very grateful for the people who have allowed me into their lives
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I drank so much coffee you guys like fuck bro fuck.

Shit dude this was a lot of coffee.

I drank so much, dawg.

Unreal
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I saw this in a window I walked past today. #VHS #FilmSky
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Fancy stickers for fancy occasions. Like staying in an feeling real sad. Available now from me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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You know, I've been around plenty of people intoxicated or in a mental health crisis and I've never once had the thought "I should take a picture of them to go on the internet"
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I lost my Patreon for the time being. This obviously is a massive blow. I will try to resolve Patreon’s issues with my ASMR account, but I think this is the beginning of the end for using Patreon as a VTuber
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Dog the Bounty Hunter looks like the Party and Player final boss
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Really hate the late stage WCW ass energy Democrats bring to the table
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Democratic senators voted to make sure that there was more money for ICE to harass your community
democratic voters wanted their party to shut down the government for myriad reasons — troops in american cities, masked thugs ripping families apart — but dem leaders insisted the wise thing to do politically was to stay hyper-fxated on this one thing, ACA tax credits. and then they just… gave up
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
She’s such a dream
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My favorite part of Black Phone 2 was when Black Phone and Mecha Black Phone finally battle
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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dont be jealous that i get to cuddle and smooch @melibean.bsky.social today okay
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Brain back to normal
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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jigsaw would've loved yugioh
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Bad brain day
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Guys, I think we should all get together and boycott rapid response bioclean and the cops. Who's with me?
btw, there's very little in the way of real public outcry, unless you're talking about a few hundred people on this particular website. No protests, no boycotts, no demonstrations targeting Wilson's policy whatsoever.
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Hey, PDX/ southwestern WA folks— this will sound silly, but for the love of god if there is a tornado, do not stay and look at it.

Most houses in the PNW don’t have basements. Go to somewhere interior, like a bathroom or closet, and shelter in place like it’s an earthquake.
November 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM