I got puppies and life has meaning again.
November 22, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I got puppies and life has meaning again.
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*pouring Pop Rocks in my butt just to feel something*
September 8, 2024 at 2:47 AM
*pouring Pop Rocks in my butt just to feel something*
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I think I'd be a good kamikaze fighter if I had practice
September 10, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I think I'd be a good kamikaze fighter if I had practice
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Your mom would feed me
September 10, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Your mom would feed me
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*in a hole pulling dirt over myself
I'VE FOUND THE SECRET TO INNER PEACE
I'VE FOUND THE SECRET TO INNER PEACE
September 10, 2024 at 9:48 AM
*in a hole pulling dirt over myself
I'VE FOUND THE SECRET TO INNER PEACE
I'VE FOUND THE SECRET TO INNER PEACE
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Employee quarterly check ins for the next two hours
I'm giving everyone exceeds expectations. Pay raises for all
I'm giving everyone exceeds expectations. Pay raises for all
October 22, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Employee quarterly check ins for the next two hours
I'm giving everyone exceeds expectations. Pay raises for all
I'm giving everyone exceeds expectations. Pay raises for all
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Beginning September 1, customers will be required to unload trucks behind the Walmart stores. This is in addition to your self-checkout duties. Please see the manager for your shift times.
August 25, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Beginning September 1, customers will be required to unload trucks behind the Walmart stores. This is in addition to your self-checkout duties. Please see the manager for your shift times.
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BOSS: you're late
ME: *grabs cup out of his hand* it's pronounced "latte" but thanks
ME: *grabs cup out of his hand* it's pronounced "latte" but thanks
August 28, 2024 at 4:28 PM
BOSS: you're late
ME: *grabs cup out of his hand* it's pronounced "latte" but thanks
ME: *grabs cup out of his hand* it's pronounced "latte" but thanks
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*pronounces sword like turd*
October 27, 2024 at 4:56 AM
*pronounces sword like turd*
It's okay that all the words live inside my head.
September 8, 2024 at 2:26 AM
It's okay that all the words live inside my head.
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i’m not just wasting time on bsky i’m actively avoiding dealing with issues irl duh
September 7, 2024 at 3:44 PM
i’m not just wasting time on bsky i’m actively avoiding dealing with issues irl duh
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Put your heads down on your desks. It’s Quiet Time.
September 7, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Put your heads down on your desks. It’s Quiet Time.
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I call my dog Dr. Goodbaby because she’s got a dogtorate in adorbology
September 7, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I call my dog Dr. Goodbaby because she’s got a dogtorate in adorbology
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"Punks not dead," I say from behind my desk wearing freshly ironed dress clothes that smell like lavender vanilla
August 31, 2024 at 8:52 PM
"Punks not dead," I say from behind my desk wearing freshly ironed dress clothes that smell like lavender vanilla
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Don’t wake up. It’s not worth it.
August 31, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Don’t wake up. It’s not worth it.
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Coping with existential anxiety by using a tea strainer that looks like Nessie.
September 1, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Coping with existential anxiety by using a tea strainer that looks like Nessie.
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Gotta clean the garage so there is enough room to run the car with the door closed.
September 1, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Gotta clean the garage so there is enough room to run the car with the door closed.
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Tried miniature golf but all the players looked normal sized. False advertising. Two stars.
September 1, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Tried miniature golf but all the players looked normal sized. False advertising. Two stars.
I don't want the job unless there's a self-destruct button somewhere nearby.
August 31, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I don't want the job unless there's a self-destruct button somewhere nearby.
Since I don't have much to say lately, here's a picture to look at.
August 28, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Since I don't have much to say lately, here's a picture to look at.