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honest to fucking god no one has ever had more chances and more excuses made for them than this giant merkin-topped pile of moldy tangerine peels
December 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
honest to fucking god no one has ever had more chances and more excuses made for them than this giant merkin-topped pile of moldy tangerine peels
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One small way to try to re-establish social trust would be to transparently disclose *in this very column* that you hung out with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/o...
Opinion | The Epstein Story? Count Me Out.
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
One small way to try to re-establish social trust would be to transparently disclose *in this very column* that you hung out with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/o...
Do it, you cowards
About an hour before Trump's address to the nation tonight, Democrats should release a bunch of new Epstein stuff, just to get him good and flustered.
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Do it, you cowards
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About an hour before Trump's address to the nation tonight, Democrats should release a bunch of new Epstein stuff, just to get him good and flustered.
December 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
About an hour before Trump's address to the nation tonight, Democrats should release a bunch of new Epstein stuff, just to get him good and flustered.
“Ok”
COLLINS: Do you disagree with Trump's pardon of the former Honduran leader who was also indicted and convicted?
RICK SCOTT: I don't -- I never -- I never met the guy and I don't know anything about it
COLLINS: But do you approve of that pardon?
SCOTT: I don't know much about it
COLLINS: Ok
RICK SCOTT: I don't -- I never -- I never met the guy and I don't know anything about it
COLLINS: But do you approve of that pardon?
SCOTT: I don't know much about it
COLLINS: Ok
December 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“Ok”
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This harrowing @propublica story about the carnage created by Trump’s USAID cuts in South Sudan won’t get as much attention as his deranged Rob Reiner rant but they’re both stories about a president who just doesn’t give a shit about other humans.
www.propublica.org/article/usai...
www.propublica.org/article/usai...
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This harrowing @propublica story about the carnage created by Trump’s USAID cuts in South Sudan won’t get as much attention as his deranged Rob Reiner rant but they’re both stories about a president who just doesn’t give a shit about other humans.
www.propublica.org/article/usai...
www.propublica.org/article/usai...
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
😂😂😂
I can’t believe it flopped. I thought everyone was dying for a badly written account of what it’s like to have phone sex with a spoon stuck in a garbage disposal.
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
😂😂😂
Go home, Judi. You’re drunk.
Veteran actress Dame Judi Dench said she’s forgiven Harvey Weinstein after his rape conviction and argued that Kevin Spacey has been “exonerated” in a new interview.
Judi Dench Still Texts Kevin Spacey, Says Harvey Weinstein Has 'Done His Time'
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Go home, Judi. You’re drunk.
“Needy Amin” is brilliant
Needy Amin strikes again.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“Needy Amin” is brilliant
Good.
Breaking: Vanity Fair and Olivia Nuzzi agreed to part ways after new revelations and allegations about an affair with RFK Jr. and her behavior while reporting on him.
Exclusive | Vanity Fair to Part Ways With Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Nuzzi’s contract with Vanity Fair expires at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Good.
👀
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
👀
Shapiro is a hard no from me.
He lowered Pennsylvania’s flags for 3 days when Charlie Kirk died and for 0 days when Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed.
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Shapiro is a hard no from me.
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I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.
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This is why we can't consider this dude in 2028. Actions > words.
The President of the United States is trying to throw Mark Kelly in prison and Mark Kelly's response is to confirm judges who have committed to putting him in prison
11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders:
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is why we can't consider this dude in 2028. Actions > words.
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A lot of people would be happier if they were able to disengage from the constant onslaught of news. So, in that sense, the Speaker of the House is really modelling positive behavior for all of us.
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A lot of people would be happier if they were able to disengage from the constant onslaught of news. So, in that sense, the Speaker of the House is really modelling positive behavior for all of us.
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
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That's the whole point of the cost of living crisis: if you have a full-time job, you shouldn't have to be constantly worried about the specter of homelessness.
And that's the whole crux of the "is the economy good or bad?" question: if the companies are doing well, then why aren't employees?
And that's the whole crux of the "is the economy good or bad?" question: if the companies are doing well, then why aren't employees?
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
That's the whole point of the cost of living crisis: if you have a full-time job, you shouldn't have to be constantly worried about the specter of homelessness.
And that's the whole crux of the "is the economy good or bad?" question: if the companies are doing well, then why aren't employees?
And that's the whole crux of the "is the economy good or bad?" question: if the companies are doing well, then why aren't employees?
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
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Mamdani really got the memo about how to work with Trump
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Mamdani really got the memo about how to work with Trump
LOL. lmao even
Trump is barely alive but upon meeting a young and swaggy New York man his last two neurons fired weakly in pleasure
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
LOL. lmao even
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Trump is barely alive but upon meeting a young and swaggy New York man his last two neurons fired weakly in pleasure
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump is barely alive but upon meeting a young and swaggy New York man his last two neurons fired weakly in pleasure
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I do not want to create an account for a one-time purchase. Yes, I want a bag. Yes, I want a receipt, printed out, not emailed or texted. No, I will not download your app for future weak discounts.
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I do not want to create an account for a one-time purchase. Yes, I want a bag. Yes, I want a receipt, printed out, not emailed or texted. No, I will not download your app for future weak discounts.
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987