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Recovering 2x Arts graduate. Corporate sell-out. Contractually obliged to say these are my own dogshit opinions. Paris Hilton Stan Account.
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Finished copies of Long Story arrived today! Out everywhere on May 29th.
April 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Finished copies of Long Story arrived today! Out everywhere on May 29th.
Usually my morning coffee comes back up to bed with me but how could you sit inside this morning 😍😍😍
April 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Usually my morning coffee comes back up to bed with me but how could you sit inside this morning 😍😍😍
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"TERFs don't realise that this will affect cis women as well" misses the mark I think, because they do realise and they are actually happy to sell out cis women in order to make trans women suffer, that's a price they're more than happy to pay because they are simply cruel freaks and not feminists
April 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
"TERFs don't realise that this will affect cis women as well" misses the mark I think, because they do realise and they are actually happy to sell out cis women in order to make trans women suffer, that's a price they're more than happy to pay because they are simply cruel freaks and not feminists
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Long shot and very much a question for Back In The Day Twitter, but does anyone have any idea of where I might find The Very Hungry Caterpillar as Gaeilge? Apparently it’s called Dónall An Chluimh Agus An-Ocras Air and appears to be out of print.
April 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Long shot and very much a question for Back In The Day Twitter, but does anyone have any idea of where I might find The Very Hungry Caterpillar as Gaeilge? Apparently it’s called Dónall An Chluimh Agus An-Ocras Air and appears to be out of print.
Any time I'm not in my own bed, I realise just how much of a fucking princess I am when it comes to how I sleep.
That pea under the 20 mattress story may as well have been written about me because I am P A R T I C U L A R
That pea under the 20 mattress story may as well have been written about me because I am P A R T I C U L A R
April 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Any time I'm not in my own bed, I realise just how much of a fucking princess I am when it comes to how I sleep.
That pea under the 20 mattress story may as well have been written about me because I am P A R T I C U L A R
That pea under the 20 mattress story may as well have been written about me because I am P A R T I C U L A R
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Right you go into St Peter’s Basilica now with your CV. Tell them “I’ve got my baptismal cert and my confirmation, I would like to be the Pope please”. And you never know they could need a Cardinal somewhere or a Swiss Guard. The worst they can say is no.
April 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Right you go into St Peter’s Basilica now with your CV. Tell them “I’ve got my baptismal cert and my confirmation, I would like to be the Pope please”. And you never know they could need a Cardinal somewhere or a Swiss Guard. The worst they can say is no.
Got my lip flip topped up and it kicked in almost immediately.
No one needs to see me attempt to eat anything off a spoon for the next 12 weeks x
No one needs to see me attempt to eat anything off a spoon for the next 12 weeks x
April 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Got my lip flip topped up and it kicked in almost immediately.
No one needs to see me attempt to eat anything off a spoon for the next 12 weeks x
No one needs to see me attempt to eat anything off a spoon for the next 12 weeks x
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Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile
April 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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I think it’s fine to bully people for reading Harry Potter in 2025 actually
If you want to read your old Harry Potter books, you should do it in secret and shamefully - you know, in the way that J.K. Rowling wants to force trans people to live.
If you want to read your old Harry Potter books, you should do it in secret and shamefully - you know, in the way that J.K. Rowling wants to force trans people to live.
April 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I think it’s fine to bully people for reading Harry Potter in 2025 actually
If you want to read your old Harry Potter books, you should do it in secret and shamefully - you know, in the way that J.K. Rowling wants to force trans people to live.
If you want to read your old Harry Potter books, you should do it in secret and shamefully - you know, in the way that J.K. Rowling wants to force trans people to live.
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It's very easy to not use AI image generators. Less than zero effort required. There's no reason to help normalise it at all.
April 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's very easy to not use AI image generators. Less than zero effort required. There's no reason to help normalise it at all.
I owe my life to All Nighter setting spray.
Urban Decay, I love you xxxxx
Urban Decay, I love you xxxxx
April 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I owe my life to All Nighter setting spray.
Urban Decay, I love you xxxxx
Urban Decay, I love you xxxxx
One of my ear lobe piercings closed up. Said I'd do the sensible thing and go to my local piercing parlour to get it reopened.
€30.
Should have just fucking done it myself.
€30.
Should have just fucking done it myself.
April 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
One of my ear lobe piercings closed up. Said I'd do the sensible thing and go to my local piercing parlour to get it reopened.
€30.
Should have just fucking done it myself.
€30.
Should have just fucking done it myself.
I've been training in my gym since 2021(?) and you see the same people every day.
It's only since the sun came out this week that everyone has spoken to each other for the first time.
Irish people don't know how to cope with vitamin D
It's only since the sun came out this week that everyone has spoken to each other for the first time.
Irish people don't know how to cope with vitamin D
April 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I've been training in my gym since 2021(?) and you see the same people every day.
It's only since the sun came out this week that everyone has spoken to each other for the first time.
Irish people don't know how to cope with vitamin D
It's only since the sun came out this week that everyone has spoken to each other for the first time.
Irish people don't know how to cope with vitamin D
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Yo Taylor Swift if you’re reading this it would be really awesome if you could drop Reputation (Taylor’s Version) right away
April 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Yo Taylor Swift if you’re reading this it would be really awesome if you could drop Reputation (Taylor’s Version) right away
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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not having the AI convo anymore i’m just sending people this
April 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
not having the AI convo anymore i’m just sending people this
One of our weirdo regulars decided to confess his love for me today 😭😭😭
And then spent his evening knocking on the window of reception and blowing me kisses 😭😭😭
I had to spend an hour hiding in the kitchen to run away from him 😭😭😭
And then spent his evening knocking on the window of reception and blowing me kisses 😭😭😭
I had to spend an hour hiding in the kitchen to run away from him 😭😭😭
April 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
One of our weirdo regulars decided to confess his love for me today 😭😭😭
And then spent his evening knocking on the window of reception and blowing me kisses 😭😭😭
I had to spend an hour hiding in the kitchen to run away from him 😭😭😭
And then spent his evening knocking on the window of reception and blowing me kisses 😭😭😭
I had to spend an hour hiding in the kitchen to run away from him 😭😭😭
Just saw a local cafe post a picture on insta with dirty fingernails and I immediately unfollowed 🤢
April 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just saw a local cafe post a picture on insta with dirty fingernails and I immediately unfollowed 🤢
You would think I'd be a bit more stressed out about the fact I'm probably going to lose my job since the American market is tanking but like... Don't threaten me with a good time ✌️
April 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
You would think I'd be a bit more stressed out about the fact I'm probably going to lose my job since the American market is tanking but like... Don't threaten me with a good time ✌️
Had to take out cash to pay the dog groomer but the ATM would only give me €100 🙃
Now I have to pay for my groceries with cash instead of card and like I wholeheartedly agree with cash, cashless society would be detrimental etc
But why does this feel illegal
Now I have to pay for my groceries with cash instead of card and like I wholeheartedly agree with cash, cashless society would be detrimental etc
But why does this feel illegal
April 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Had to take out cash to pay the dog groomer but the ATM would only give me €100 🙃
Now I have to pay for my groceries with cash instead of card and like I wholeheartedly agree with cash, cashless society would be detrimental etc
But why does this feel illegal
Now I have to pay for my groceries with cash instead of card and like I wholeheartedly agree with cash, cashless society would be detrimental etc
But why does this feel illegal
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Was reminded of this all-time Tumblr post
April 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Was reminded of this all-time Tumblr post
I want a gorge zippy hoodie like all the girlie wirlies are wearing and I searched for the B*und ones they all seem to have... EIGHTY FUCKING EURO... Pull. The. Other. One.
April 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I want a gorge zippy hoodie like all the girlie wirlies are wearing and I searched for the B*und ones they all seem to have... EIGHTY FUCKING EURO... Pull. The. Other. One.
Trying to pay the last €2000 off my car loan actually feels like I'm pissing into the ocean. Time has ceased moving. The next ice age feels like it'll come sooner than this zero balance. I think the credit union are adding interest by the millisecond.
April 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Trying to pay the last €2000 off my car loan actually feels like I'm pissing into the ocean. Time has ceased moving. The next ice age feels like it'll come sooner than this zero balance. I think the credit union are adding interest by the millisecond.
Bitta sunshine and I'm like a new woman the last few days. It's actually embarrassing.
April 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Bitta sunshine and I'm like a new woman the last few days. It's actually embarrassing.