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@meatresponse.bsky.social
low-grade moron
Pinned
I refuse to find out what is going on
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mythbusters episode on if you can just crawl under your bed and stay there in the dark. how long could you stay that way. who would ever find you
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
mythbusters episode on if you can just crawl under your bed and stay there in the dark. how long could you stay that way. who would ever find you
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toilet troubles? call the Clog Cousins and we’ll de-brown your tubes before you can say “are they secretly dating?”
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
toilet troubles? call the Clog Cousins and we’ll de-brown your tubes before you can say “are they secretly dating?”
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i love when games are like "the choices you make in our game have consequences." yeah buddy that's all video games, even tetris
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i love when games are like "the choices you make in our game have consequences." yeah buddy that's all video games, even tetris
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I just saw a squirrel frolicking in circles around a goose and realized the internet is a pointless waste of time.
October 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I just saw a squirrel frolicking in circles around a goose and realized the internet is a pointless waste of time.
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putting white collar criminals in a public zoo so the public can throw trash and piss buckets at them, that's my political platform
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
putting white collar criminals in a public zoo so the public can throw trash and piss buckets at them, that's my political platform
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surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise
November 21, 2024 at 3:15 PM
surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise
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just heard the ‘country roads’ ripoff by MGK and jelly roll. this is the pinnacle of cop funeral music
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
just heard the ‘country roads’ ripoff by MGK and jelly roll. this is the pinnacle of cop funeral music
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Me, in 1940s variety voice: Gersh once Gaga for groypers now sees no pay in the paglia pussycats
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Me, in 1940s variety voice: Gersh once Gaga for groypers now sees no pay in the paglia pussycats
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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they should do another one of those things where the president rides around a city in a convertible through a series of slow turns
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
they should do another one of those things where the president rides around a city in a convertible through a series of slow turns
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It rules that at the end of the day these dickheads are always interested in nothing more than stealing from the till
NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It rules that at the end of the day these dickheads are always interested in nothing more than stealing from the till
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On November 14, 1851,
Herman Melville published “Moby-Dick” in the U.S. A novel considered a great classic of American literature was originally a big flop.
Herman Melville published “Moby-Dick” in the U.S. A novel considered a great classic of American literature was originally a big flop.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
On November 14, 1851,
Herman Melville published “Moby-Dick” in the U.S. A novel considered a great classic of American literature was originally a big flop.
Herman Melville published “Moby-Dick” in the U.S. A novel considered a great classic of American literature was originally a big flop.
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i have listened to the megyn kelly interview in which she downplays the statutory rape of teenagers and it is my opinion that she should be tried by a jury of her peers and sentenced to death by the state, which should be carried out in a humane manner
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i have listened to the megyn kelly interview in which she downplays the statutory rape of teenagers and it is my opinion that she should be tried by a jury of her peers and sentenced to death by the state, which should be carried out in a humane manner
just got an ad on youtube for a fridge with AI in it
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
just got an ad on youtube for a fridge with AI in it
i went to Scotland in April and i didnt see one fucking pickup truck the entire week and SOMEHOW they manage to have a functioning country
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i went to Scotland in April and i didnt see one fucking pickup truck the entire week and SOMEHOW they manage to have a functioning country
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‘in case you were wondering how things were going on The Other Site’ i wasn’t. shut the fuck up
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
‘in case you were wondering how things were going on The Other Site’ i wasn’t. shut the fuck up
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Senator Fetterman, please, PLEASE, I'm begging you, you need to clean up all the banana peels you've strewn and the gallons of cooking oil you've poured all over your office's hardwood floor! It's simply not safe!
FETTERMAN (not looking up from phone): no
FETTERMAN (not looking up from phone): no
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Senator Fetterman, please, PLEASE, I'm begging you, you need to clean up all the banana peels you've strewn and the gallons of cooking oil you've poured all over your office's hardwood floor! It's simply not safe!
FETTERMAN (not looking up from phone): no
FETTERMAN (not looking up from phone): no
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gunbroker: missed connections
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
gunbroker: missed connections
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HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
November 21, 2024 at 7:23 AM
HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
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From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
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