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Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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"You seem happier"

Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Icelandic folklore tells of the Yule Cat that terrorizes children if they don't have new socks for Christmas.

folklore does not specify whether the Yule Cat is adorable or not, tho. ❤️🐈‍⬛
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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let he who was not obsessed with Hitler as a schoolboy cast the first sto- oh wow okay you're all picking up stones, huh. really thought liking Hitler was a more universal thing than it was, well you learn something new every- OWW stop casting stones at me
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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The Spectator has never been profitable, it cannot stop losing money. If a system is what it does, the Spectator cannot be understood to function as a profit-generating company; its function is to spread gutter fascist propaganda amongst its lay readership and politicians, money is no object
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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You don’t actually gotta hand it to the people complying in advance
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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When I first got elected as a councillor, there was a complaint about me being appointed to a committee which was essentially “he [sic] is trans”. There have been others on the same basis. And this framing follows me round every single day, not because of anything I’ve done.
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Love to live in the Anglosphere. Seemingly the worst version of capitalism on literally any measure of human wellbeing you can find. And with the progressive half of the electorate represented in the electoral system by "better things aren't possible" centrists.
Of all the housing charts not made by MMI, this one is my favourite. It shows how, despite rhetoric, housing shortages aren't a global phenomenon, but they do seem to be an Anglo-American one.
October 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you.

Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.

ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
August 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff

Everyone: oh, like what?

Every centrist hagiographer: very important things

Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?

Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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'sickos' vocitantur, de eo quod per fenestram ridentes, 'ha ha ha... sic!' clamant -Isidorus Hispalensis
September 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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my brain is extremely small and shrivels even further when I try to understand real money, let alone made up money (equity) but I *think* what happened here is that Brewdog sold a load of itself in order to hit $1 billion (✨unicorn✨) and did it so carelessly the private equity firm owns >50% value
July 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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I feel genuine disgust and rage that Kier Starmer's team has created a propaganda video saying people are freer to be who they are because of him. How fucking dare they. This is like some 1984 bs
Wearing a navy blue suit to his trans exclusionary Pride event for straight people and straight-seeming gays.
July 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Political parties banned from Manchester, London, Birmingham and Brighton Prides this year.

Statements in the images.
May 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM