I have a crease on my face I never had before I'm freaking out. exactly where I'd get one of all places!
May 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I have a crease on my face I never had before I'm freaking out. exactly where I'd get one of all places!
does anybody else picture themselves as a living skeleton with all the layers of flesh and webs in between?
May 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
does anybody else picture themselves as a living skeleton with all the layers of flesh and webs in between?
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dentist hit me with that hobgoblin pack now my eyelids a cinema showing stuart little 6. i could fit that whole sumbitch in my mouth, but i won't
April 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
dentist hit me with that hobgoblin pack now my eyelids a cinema showing stuart little 6. i could fit that whole sumbitch in my mouth, but i won't
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No longer texting inflection, just imagine Norm Macdonald saying it.
April 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM
No longer texting inflection, just imagine Norm Macdonald saying it.
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A fire drill sounds like an exciting tool
April 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A fire drill sounds like an exciting tool
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
April 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ordering pizza in an alien tongue
April 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ordering pizza in an alien tongue
my creepy stalker ex is following a lot of ya'll on here too. username @skyfullastars
I'd appreciate it if ya'll would block him, but I can't make anyone do that
I'd appreciate it if ya'll would block him, but I can't make anyone do that
April 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
my creepy stalker ex is following a lot of ya'll on here too. username @skyfullastars
I'd appreciate it if ya'll would block him, but I can't make anyone do that
I'd appreciate it if ya'll would block him, but I can't make anyone do that
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Whenever I see someone that's pregnant I'm always reminded that they've had sex more recently than me
July 9, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Whenever I see someone that's pregnant I'm always reminded that they've had sex more recently than me
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Going through my checklist before leaving for work:
Keys: ✅
Wallet: ✅
Phone: ✅
Psychosis: ✅✅✅
Keys: ✅
Wallet: ✅
Phone: ✅
Psychosis: ✅✅✅
July 9, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Going through my checklist before leaving for work:
Keys: ✅
Wallet: ✅
Phone: ✅
Psychosis: ✅✅✅
Keys: ✅
Wallet: ✅
Phone: ✅
Psychosis: ✅✅✅
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people get confused about me
July 9, 2024 at 6:44 PM
people get confused about me
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no one has a cuter button nose than me
July 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
no one has a cuter button nose than me
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*Werner Herzog voice*
“A Kit Kat is made of four pieces, called fingers, and each finger can be snapped from the bar, creating a sound not unlike the mandible of an opportunistic lion crunching the unfortunate human hand.”
“A Kit Kat is made of four pieces, called fingers, and each finger can be snapped from the bar, creating a sound not unlike the mandible of an opportunistic lion crunching the unfortunate human hand.”
April 11, 2024 at 4:57 AM
*Werner Herzog voice*
“A Kit Kat is made of four pieces, called fingers, and each finger can be snapped from the bar, creating a sound not unlike the mandible of an opportunistic lion crunching the unfortunate human hand.”
“A Kit Kat is made of four pieces, called fingers, and each finger can be snapped from the bar, creating a sound not unlike the mandible of an opportunistic lion crunching the unfortunate human hand.”
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they are working on a spell that turns red blood cells into Pepsi
April 10, 2024 at 4:37 PM
they are working on a spell that turns red blood cells into Pepsi
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Sometimes love from an Angel is too powerful and overwhelming
April 11, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Sometimes love from an Angel is too powerful and overwhelming
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I’m just going to put you guys down for a sec while I wipe.
April 11, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I’m just going to put you guys down for a sec while I wipe.
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I can't decide if I should listen with my ears or my heart.
February 18, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I can't decide if I should listen with my ears or my heart.
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It always catches them by surprise when a big heart refuses to keep making room for bullshit.
February 18, 2024 at 2:02 PM
It always catches them by surprise when a big heart refuses to keep making room for bullshit.
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I forgot about anna nicole smith day one year and let's just say it was a bad year
February 18, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I forgot about anna nicole smith day one year and let's just say it was a bad year