Matthew D’Ambrosio, esq.
@matthewdambrosio.bsky.social
TV Writer/Producer (the Witcher, the Vampire Diaries), bad at a bunch of other stuff, too.
pls watch this on October 30th!!!
September 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
pls watch this on October 30th!!!
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Friend: Was Ozzy Osbourne Jewish?
Me: Well, what he did to that bat was no mitzvah I’ll tell you what.
*group chat standing ovation*
Me: Well, what he did to that bat was no mitzvah I’ll tell you what.
*group chat standing ovation*
July 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Friend: Was Ozzy Osbourne Jewish?
Me: Well, what he did to that bat was no mitzvah I’ll tell you what.
*group chat standing ovation*
Me: Well, what he did to that bat was no mitzvah I’ll tell you what.
*group chat standing ovation*
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At the risk of sounding corny, hope really is a practice. I’m as much of a cynical depresso as the next person. The reason why I find doomerism so toxic is that it forecloses the possibility of a better future. The devils want us to fall into despair.
May 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
At the risk of sounding corny, hope really is a practice. I’m as much of a cynical depresso as the next person. The reason why I find doomerism so toxic is that it forecloses the possibility of a better future. The devils want us to fall into despair.
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Just want to say out loud that the time for doing petitions has well and truly passed and I think we should do whatever Magneto's plans were in the X-Men movie and start turning politicians into goo or something.
April 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Just want to say out loud that the time for doing petitions has well and truly passed and I think we should do whatever Magneto's plans were in the X-Men movie and start turning politicians into goo or something.
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Seeing a lot of genAI art used in the service of fascism lately
March 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Seeing a lot of genAI art used in the service of fascism lately
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People keep saying “the point of all this stuff is psychological warfare” but like I’m pretty sure the point is to do all the things they intend to do as fast as possible like their website said they would do
January 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
People keep saying “the point of all this stuff is psychological warfare” but like I’m pretty sure the point is to do all the things they intend to do as fast as possible like their website said they would do
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respect truth in advertising
January 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
respect truth in advertising
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Nancy Pelosi campaigned AGAINST AOC in favor of Connolly for this position.
It’s not incompetence, it’s open hostility. Having no strategy is a decision.
It’s not incompetence, it’s open hostility. Having no strategy is a decision.
Trump fired 12 inspectors general last night. Meanwhile the top Democrat in charge of oversight, 74 year old Rep. Gerry Connolly, hasn't done a media hit in over 2 weeks
January 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Nancy Pelosi campaigned AGAINST AOC in favor of Connolly for this position.
It’s not incompetence, it’s open hostility. Having no strategy is a decision.
It’s not incompetence, it’s open hostility. Having no strategy is a decision.
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pubs should serve miso soup, as an alcohol-free drink option
January 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
pubs should serve miso soup, as an alcohol-free drink option
I have seen this movie so many times it’s potentially unhealthy.
January 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I have seen this movie so many times it’s potentially unhealthy.
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My horny ass could not have her clean my apartment
January 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My horny ass could not have her clean my apartment
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A fun thing you can do is pop onto Zillow, look at all rentals in a random chunk of the greater LA area, sort by recently changed, then check every price increase to see if it was more than 10%. If there's no obvious changes (didn't go from unfurnished to furnished) then report it for price gouging.
January 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A fun thing you can do is pop onto Zillow, look at all rentals in a random chunk of the greater LA area, sort by recently changed, then check every price increase to see if it was more than 10%. If there's no obvious changes (didn't go from unfurnished to furnished) then report it for price gouging.
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Calling into work gay
New: Meta employees are furious about a new policy that allows users to call LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill." Some have resigned in protest. Some LGBTQ+ employees have started saying they if they are 'mentally ill' they should get leave of absences from work
www.404media.co/its-total-ch...
www.404media.co/its-total-ch...
‘It’s Total Chaos Internally at Meta Right Now’: Employees Protest Zuckerberg’s Anti LGBTQ Changes
Meta's decision to specifically allow users to call LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill" has sparked widespread backlash at the company.
www.404media.co
January 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Calling into work gay
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PSA to my friends in California near the fires: breathing in wildfire smoke is really bad for you (even if it’s not super thick where you are) but if you have face masks (N95, KN95, etc) those can help a lot
January 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
PSA to my friends in California near the fires: breathing in wildfire smoke is really bad for you (even if it’s not super thick where you are) but if you have face masks (N95, KN95, etc) those can help a lot
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sending this to everyone who texts me for an update
January 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
sending this to everyone who texts me for an update
Dealing with unimaginable anxiety being so far from LA right now so focusing on what I can control. So I put up these little things and watching them slowly spin is very comforting!!
January 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Dealing with unimaginable anxiety being so far from LA right now so focusing on what I can control. So I put up these little things and watching them slowly spin is very comforting!!
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Los Angeles, you can download an app called Watch Duty to keep abreast of the fire situation. It'll keep you updated and send you alerts. Stay safe out there. It's apocalyptic.
January 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Los Angeles, you can download an app called Watch Duty to keep abreast of the fire situation. It'll keep you updated and send you alerts. Stay safe out there. It's apocalyptic.
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Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist.
January 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist.
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This is so unbelievably cruel it makes me physically ill.
A federal court has ruled that Florida can detransition inmates.
Some trans inmates are having estrogen pulled, hair shorn, and put through state-run conversion therapy.
This is the cruelty of abandoning incarcerated trans people.
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Some trans inmates are having estrogen pulled, hair shorn, and put through state-run conversion therapy.
This is the cruelty of abandoning incarcerated trans people.
The latest from Mira Lazine.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Federal Court Rules In Favor of Forcibly Detransitioning Transgender Inmates In Florida
Incarcerated transgender people were a major topic of debate in the 2024 elections. Now, a judge ruling on a Florida policy shows how cruel abandoning trans people in prison can be.
www.erininthemorning.com
January 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is so unbelievably cruel it makes me physically ill.
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yeah see we were trying to tell people this before the election pete
For all of his dystopian rhetoric, by many traditional metrics, the America that Trump will inherit from Biden is actually in better shape than that bequeathed to any newly elected president since Bush came into office in 2001. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/05/u...
Trump Sees the U.S. as a ‘Disaster.’ The Numbers Tell a Different Story.
President Biden is bequeathing his successor a nation that by many measures is in good shape, even if voters remain unconvinced.
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
yeah see we were trying to tell people this before the election pete
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it's just buying more dish soap and olive oil until you die?
January 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
it's just buying more dish soap and olive oil until you die?
Uh oh someone saw my suitcases come out of the closet and is now giving me the look
January 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Uh oh someone saw my suitcases come out of the closet and is now giving me the look